r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/RoyalChris • 17d ago

MEME Do you think Joe Biden would do this?

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u/skyblue5432 17d ago

That's beautiful. Lots of people are saying.

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u/GDix79 17d ago

The best people

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/rippit3 17d ago

I can tell you this grown woman was in tears .... of laughter.... what an idiot

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u/hyper-trance 16d ago

God I needed that laugh. Probably the best laugh I've had since...Four Seasons Total Landscaping....

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u/Outrageous-Fan268 16d ago

YESSSSS

“The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards Four Seasons Total Landscaping”

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u/Ok_Condition5837 16d ago

Why does the dildo emporium always get shafted?

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u/AdkRaine12 15d ago

Hahaha! And the MAGAts still re-elected him (maybe).

Hahahaha!

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u/xKVirus70x 16d ago

YES HAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS AN INSTANT FUCKING CLASSIC

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u/andy_bovice 16d ago

Thank you so fucking much! I laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes. I needed that one

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u/waitingtoconnect 16d ago

I knew I should have voted for President Mountaindew Commacho for a third term not Trump and his vice president Diet Mountaindew…

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Big strong men. They said, tears streaming down their face... Mr President...

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u/Toilet_Rim_Tim 17d ago

I'm not ashamed to say I wasn't .....

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 16d ago

Do you think Joe Biden has tears?

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u/leegamercoc 17d ago

Perfect comment.

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u/Several_Leather_9500 16d ago

Many such cases

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u/AdventurousShower223 16d ago

The Brest people I mean women.

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh 16d ago

They’re great people

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u/mrsmushroom 16d ago

Millions and millions of them.

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u/sstaves 17d ago

They come up to me, they say, sir, this is the most beautiful thing

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u/KidKnow1 17d ago

They have tears in their eyes and they say “ Mr. President, thank you, thank you”

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u/SP4x 17d ago

Strong men, tough men, tears rolling down...

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u/Forsaken-Arm-7884 16d ago

The strongest they say, you wouldn't believe it, believe me.

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk 16d ago

And uhhhhhhh it’s been terrific, let me tell you

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u/Repulsive-Reporter55 16d ago

Right out of central casting

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u/Miserable-Army3679 16d ago

Men with big penises.

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u/JjakClarity 16d ago

Trump’s version of those Italian red sauce restaurants where the walls are red velvet and there are fake sculptures of the Pantheon and Michelangelo’s David. “Look it’s so beeyootiful. It’s just like being in It’ley.”

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 17d ago

Many smart people. They just look at it and say "wow, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen". I agree with them, Joe Biden would never put up such a beautiful thing. But I would. SAD!

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u/WillingLeague 17d ago

“SAD” 😂😂😂😂

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u/Rubber_Ducky_6844 16d ago

"I love Tesler!"

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u/Counterakt 15d ago

Big sad!

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u/StopUrGivingMeABoner 17d ago

Reddit honestly doesn't make me laugh out loud often, but this...wow. Thank you.

The sleazy end line, too, just 😩👌

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u/shellycya 16d ago

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

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u/dshock99 16d ago

No, no Joe Biden would not have done this.

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u/bentmonkey 17d ago

Tears in their eyes. Of laughter.

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u/Hazee302 16d ago

Best thing I’ve ever seen in the whitehouse

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u/CardOk755 16d ago

If you let a clown into the Whitehouse the clown doesn't become a president, the Whitehouse becomes a circus.

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u/FluidRooster3766 16d ago

Should be in the shitehouse

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u/Aldog87 16d ago

And anyone that doesn't like it is just a nasty person. A nasty person.

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u/B0lill0s 16d ago

Did they say thank you while wearing a suit?!?!?

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u/Ostracus 16d ago

The nightmares AI can create.

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u/abunchofcrows82 16d ago

I was thinking the same thing lol

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u/Many_Advice_1021 16d ago

If that is AI. THAT is really scary !

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u/Pikodeniko 15d ago

Hell nah that’s meat canyon lol

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u/Adgvyb3456 16d ago

To me it’s Beautiful. Rubenesque

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u/somebody171 16d ago

man is a professional gas lighter

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u/That-Makes-Sense 16d ago

They tell me it's the best ever. It may be, I don't know. But Sleepy Joe and Crazy Nancy tried to stop me from doing this, but I said "No. The American people deserve this." Best ever. Best ever. [Trailing off, repeating "Best ever."]

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u/AlexCoventry 17d ago

No satire, no satire! You're the satire!

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u/He_Hate_Me_5 17d ago

Lots of important people. People that do great things in this country.

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u/SacrificialSam 16d ago

Many such cases.

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u/Broad_External7605 16d ago

Really Weird!

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u/redfish225 16d ago

Many many people