r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/RoyalChris • 17d ago

MEME Do you think Joe Biden would do this?

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u/Dredgeon 17d ago

Its one of the original copies 200 copies were made to distribute, and of them, only 26 are still around. The original (which he asked for first) is still in the national archives.

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u/QueenNappertiti 17d ago

THANK GOD!

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 17d ago

But you just know he's telling everyone it's the real deal

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u/QueenNappertiti 17d ago

Of course he is. Our nation's treasures are just one more thing for him to show off, like an expensive painting or gold toilet. His ego is nauseating!

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u/LadyChatterteeth 16d ago

He thinks that he personally owns them because he’s president! (But, of course, his logic doesn’t apply to any other president.)

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u/solidaritystorm 16d ago

Probably attempt to ship it to fl once he’s done. Personally I hope his next home address is hell, at least he can’t bring it with him.

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u/MrSteele_yourheart 17d ago

The National Archives clearly don't truth him. They probably told him 'its original' which is true and thats it.

By next year this thing wil be in a bathroom at Maralago.

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 17d ago

Making him put curtains on it was smart then, too.

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u/MasterOfResolve 16d ago

"This one is actually better than the original. I could have had the original, but they tell me that it's not as good as this one. So I told them to keep it. It's really impressive what we have done here."

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u/Woodworkin101 16d ago

I hope whoever gave it to him convinced him it WAS the real one

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u/MysticalMummy 17d ago

I'm convinced he thinks it is.

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u/DarkerSavant 16d ago

It technically is. It’s a draft copy of the original as I understand it.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 17d ago

Yeah for now. How long until he just fires everyone in the archive and elsewhere in the way until he gets a toady in there who will bring it to him?

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u/Dzov 17d ago

He’s probably using it for ideas how to disregard it but by bit.

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u/boot2skull 16d ago

Do you think Biden would have done this?

No Biden isn’t a small man impressed by small things, using what other people did to take credit for it in some way. Thankfully Biden would have never been so petty.

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u/tkrego 17d ago

We all know Trump is going to take it or give it to Putin.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 17d ago

Putin will put it next to the Super Bowl ring he stole from the Patriots.

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u/gregsting 16d ago

It won’t be there when he leave the White House

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u/thalasi_ 17d ago

I thought it was the one from the archives since I remember him making a fuss about getting it. Glad to be wrong on that as this moron will no doubt eventually let some visiting dictator take it out and hold it or something. It's definitely going back into "the vaults" with ketchup stains on it.

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u/Dredgeon 17d ago

https://visit.archives.gov/

What are you talking about?

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u/Galacticwave98 17d ago

So it will be in his bathroom shortly 

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 16d ago

He’ll take that down to Mar-a-Lago after he gets the boot

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u/JetSetJAK 16d ago

In fallout 3 I just gave the dude a dupe and left the og copy in the museum

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u/WanderingFlumph 16d ago

So wait this one is different from the one with the secret treasure map on the back then?

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u/Wonderland71 16d ago

I bet they didn't tell him it isn't the original

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u/ifuckinhatefungi 16d ago

Well at least he can't tear it up personally 

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u/nocomment3030 17d ago

I visited DC (from Canada) and was absolutely in awe of the archives museum, especially the Declaration of Independence. So on some level on glad he isn't ruining the original, but mostly I'm just so done with this shit and I can't believe I once had so much respect for your country.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 17d ago edited 17d ago

Lol we've all lost all respect for own country down here, and by "we" I mean every single person who didn't vote for this cunt.

There's nothing to be proud of anymore, other than decades old shit like World War 2 and the moon landing as it fades into irrelevance.

Never thought I'd see the fucking White House used as a reality TV show setup to shake down another democratic leader instead of offering unconditional assistance out of a sense of duty to western values and actual freedom. Never thought I'd see a President just nuke every single economic and military alliance built since WW2, all of which made America the richest most powerful nation ever, on the pretense of "actually that's all bad for America" because he's a fucking idiot.

Never thought I'd see any of this. None of us did. Yeah I'm fully aware of the mistakes and bad things this nation did along with the good, but now there isn't even good stuff to care about. It's just all shit. Not celebrating July 4th this year, or the next 3 either. It's gonna be a while. Even when W was committing his war crimes and lies, at least we were also doing stuff like sending food to poor countries and AIDS mitigation to sub Saharan Africa. We used to airdrop supplies into East Berlin around USSR blockades. There was some good with the imperialist bad. Now there is only evil and indifference and our national representative is one of the worst men who ever lived, who somehow escapes all consequences for every single fucking thing. It makes no sense. It makes me actually think, maybe, this is part of a god's plan because how the fuck else do you explain the number of magical things that go this asshole's way every single time, not a single one of which would have worked out for literally anyone else, let alone over and over again?

It's just so fucking crazy and makes no fucking sense. That's the hardest part. Every day is just "how the fuck is this happening?"

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u/nocomment3030 17d ago

Well said. Hang in there. Or move up here to Canada I don't even know anymore.