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Discussion Elon Musk does some standup comedy and advises investors to hold TSLA shares.

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u/FrostyGuarantee4666 16d ago

Man it sucks he made k look like a bad drug. It’s so fun lol. It’s my favorite “hard” drug of all time. When I broke my leg last year and didn’t have health insurance the only pain killer I could reliably get was k. It was a life saver.

My guess is he did it like 2 times and now he thinks it’s super cool that everyone thinks he’s addicted to it.

Think about it. Is he snorting it? Nope. It makes your nose run like crazy and he’s never wiping his nose or sniffing.

Is he shooting it? Nope. He wears short sleeve shirts and there’s no pics of track marks.

Is he boofing it? Maybe lol. That would make the most sense but I still doubt it.

He lies about everything.

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u/saysjuan 16d ago edited 16d ago

There's your answer. He's talking out of his ass so he's most likely using a suppository for rectal absorption. The FDA has warned about ketamine compounds being used for the treatment of a whole host of psychiatric disorders even though it's not FDA approved. That's probably why he's trying to dismantle every government oversight agency with DOGE.

Ketamine is not FDA approved for the treatment of any psychiatric disorder. FDA is aware that compounded ketamine products have been marketed for a wide variety of psychiatric disorders (e.g., depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), and obsessive-compulsive disorder); however, FDA has not determined that ketamine is safe and effective for such uses.

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u/Induced_Karma 16d ago

Elon’s a weirdo, but I don’t think he’s boofing it. I guarantee he’s taking it in pill form because he’s a lame ass dweeb.

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u/Induced_Karma 16d ago

He takes prescription ketamine pills.