r/WallStreetbetsELITE 10d ago

Shitpost Trump today on ghibli style

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/Healthy-Pride3873 10d ago

The red wave is hitting 👹👹

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u/Prometheus-Risen 10d ago

It's the biggest red you've ever seen. You won't believe how red it is. I think you'll be very impressed.

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u/fastponys 10d ago

I read that in trumps voice.

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u/IstvanKun 10d ago

Everyone did.

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u/Rubber_Ducky_6844 9d ago

Many such cases

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u/rainorshinedogs 9d ago

The other waves came up to me, with tears in there eyes

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u/faxanaduu 9d ago

Everybody's talking about it

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u/Blublu1313 9d ago

And people say, you known it's more red than ever seen in the US history.

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u/redmadog 9d ago

He called Krasnov for a reason.

Krasnov (Russian: Краснов) is a Russian family name. Derived from the word krasniy, an adjective meaning “red” (Russian: красный)

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u/butwhyokthen 6d ago

Should be Krashnov

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u/redmadog 6d ago

Haha, yeah 😂

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u/Aspergers_R_Us87 10d ago

When we hitting all time lows? Tomorrow, Friday, next Monday or tariff day?

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u/hatmatter 10d ago

"Liberation Day" according to agent Orange

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 10d ago

Not Libtard Day?

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u/joshine89 10d ago

The answer is yes to all of those questions

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u/g0ld-f1sh 9d ago

Everyday for the next quarter 🤡

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u/Aspergers_R_Us87 9d ago

Knowing my luck it’ll be a bull run. I finally got paid

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u/g0ld-f1sh 9d ago

It's gunna be fucking chaos either way I think, buckle in mate

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u/the_sauviette_onion 10d ago

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

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u/LARufCTR 10d ago

OMG this is the RED WAVE we heard was coming....!!!

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u/Typical-Mistake182 10d ago

This looks like Bobby Hill in his 40s pretending to be trump

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u/Jielin41 10d ago edited 10d ago

“We're going to create so much red, you wont believe it, red like you've never seen"

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u/MaelstromBurst9 10d ago

“So much red. Like a sea of red. So much that that guy who parted the first big Red Sea has promised to make a special appearance. Great guy folks. He told me the other day that they just don’t make seas of red like they used to. Said that if anyone could make a big sea of red it could only be me. And I told him I’d make just a bit of red, like a pool or maybe a pond - it would be such a nice pond; a real classy pond - but he told me to go ‘go big’ and so that’s what I did folks. The Red Sea parting guy - love him. He really supports making America great again.”

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u/Low_Engineering_3301 10d ago

Ghibli style wouldn't skip most of his wrinkles like that.

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u/NoDeparture7996 10d ago

so MUCH FUCKING WINNING! WE'RE SO BACK BOYS! SIGNALGATE!!!

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u/ZMAUinHell 9d ago

Yeah. Pretty sure Mayazaki is spinning in his grave.

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u/LightMission4937 10d ago

Trump=Put machine

Bigly red wave. So many waves. More red than real red.

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u/TheHardBack 10d ago

What is put? I'm new and not so familiar with glossary.

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u/LightMission4937 10d ago

Means options(the stock) going down.

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u/TheHardBack 10d ago

Thank you for clarification

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u/HeftyFineThereFolks 10d ago

think id get put on some sort of list if i started spamming the internet with comments that donald trump can lick my balls? i mean technically its not a threat and he does have that ability.

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u/Germania_Superior 10d ago

So, did you all say: "Thank you Mr. President"?

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u/Fine-Werewolf3877 9d ago

No. I don't own a suit!

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u/Melodic-Mirror1973 10d ago

Peace in Ukraine day 1 and the stock market is BOOMING!

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u/Naive_Drive 10d ago

Let me tell ya, Spirited away is the best! You've got Chihiro! Her parents ate spirit food and turned into pigs! That's no good!

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u/Ayiti79 10d ago

Buying the dip.

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u/Dyonisus77 10d ago

Which one? :P

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u/Ayiti79 10d ago

Was looking at PSTV to swing again.

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u/sukerberk1 9d ago

The final dip 🤣

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u/Ayiti79 9d ago

You never know, the market can be random at times.

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u/FruitOrchards 10d ago

So that's what he's doing

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u/ShezSteel 10d ago

My pension is tanking under trump but it doesn't matter cause I am enjoying the memes so much.

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u/p1_l 10d ago

Where are the “I did that” stickers when we actually need them? Lol

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u/rabidwolf86 10d ago

So much winning yay

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u/No_Succotash890 10d ago

He puts the IF in Tariff. I think any sentence involving him and tariffs should end in a question mark. Trump to impose sweeping tariffs later today?

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u/nonumberplease 10d ago

Red Tsunami

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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 10d ago

I like it! Sucks to have to save cash until the bottom.

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u/pgmhobo 10d ago

Looks like the liberals are still losing it. Thanks for the post!

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u/Handsaretide 8d ago

Everyone with money in the stock market is losing it today unless you bet against America (smart move with MAGA running it)

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u/wanderingartist 10d ago

Antichrist.

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u/MessMysterious6500 10d ago

Lots of negatives both because of dumpster boi

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u/Sandscarab24 10d ago

Should make him look like the old witch in Howls Moving Castle

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u/Savings-Stable-9212 10d ago

When you vote for a moron, you get a moron.

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u/Status-Shock-880 10d ago

Fuck you for making him look in the least attractive

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u/SyllabubLegitimate38 10d ago

Ghi.... Made me scoff. Here.

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u/lstn 10d ago

I hope Ghibli just stays away from the internet until the day he dies 

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u/derpfjsha 9d ago

Face is not orange enough, and has too much hair, other than that spot on

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u/Dear_Low_7581 9d ago

IT looks like China, they want to be China, they will be China.

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u/androgenius 9d ago

What's the translation of Porco Rosso again?

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u/DoggingInaLancia 9d ago

I love ghibli mongo.

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u/rainorshinedogs 9d ago

Is there a template of that Donald Trump taking a selfie? It can be applied to so many things

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u/DarrensDodgyDenim 9d ago

The Orangeman with a socialist phone. Y'all should be bigly concerned.

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u/berjaaan 9d ago

For some reason tesla go up hahahaha

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u/CriticalUnion4163 9d ago

Please don’t Ghibli the ghoul

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u/moneyIsfake123 8d ago

Everyone, please say thank you. Thanks

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 8d ago

Trump did that

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u/LordHamsterWheel 7d ago

You shouldnt allow such filthy characters into the ghilbli universe.

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u/moog500_nz 7d ago

You win.

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u/Background-Peace-580 6d ago

Trumpy is pumpy and dumpy, to get Richy and fucky resty

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u/Ouistiti-Pygmee 6d ago

Srop with your ghibli bullshit seriously

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u/EclipseHelios 10d ago

you know the shithole's been in a recession for years?

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u/_That_One_Fellow_ 9d ago

But the other day when it was green someone said it was because of democrats. Why don’t they just do it again? I’m confused. Does Trump control the market one day, and democrats the other? 🧐

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u/Lachainone 9d ago

Well, if someone said that, it must be true

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 10d ago

How come we dont ever see these same pictures when the market is green seems like i only see these posts when its red 😅

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u/amensentis 10d ago

Its going to keep showing red until Orange Mussolini ends up leaving office the same way Mussolini did

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 10d ago

He was left on a telephone pole.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 9d ago

Remind me in 8 months

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 8d ago

New tariffs, which just so happens to be forced upon everyone by the orange fart.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 4d ago

Yesh but the market is UP today and I dont see these posts 😕 its like people are pushing some sort of narrative