r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/stresskillingme • 10d ago

MEME How much will Trump's 25% tariffs cost the U.S. automotive sector?

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u/nanotasher 10d ago

Executive Order 15765: All Americans are required to purchase a TESSLER in the next 12 months or deported to Venezuela

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u/nyvz01 10d ago

It's a favor to Americans because teslers are all computer!

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u/BitingBlush6969 10d ago

Tesseracts maybe the best cars ever made, some people are saying it.

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u/Gold-Border30 10d ago

Believe or not, straight to jail

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u/imonthetoiletpooping 10d ago

Or all j6ers will get a discount on a tessler

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u/turbo_dude 10d ago

I think he meant KESSLER

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081885/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

In the years after World War II, the tables have turned: ambitious, cruel Gestapo-officer Ludwig Kessler, the most implacable hunter of every opponent to the Third Reich, can no longer deny its rule is militarily annihilated by the Allies. He must now flee himself as he is a war criminal accused of the torture and execution of numerous victims. He manages to get away with a fortune and starts a new life as a businessman, still hoping for another rise of the master race to power, in which his part should be even more prominent, from a (neo-)fascist colony in Paraguay. Meanwhile, Albert Foiret and some of his former Lifeline colleagues play a part in the hunt for the former master-hunter.

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u/Loud_Step2361 10d ago

Stop giving him ideas!

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u/This_Possession8867 9d ago

Seriously we joke but anything is possible. Could we have predicted this?