r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/jamespopcorn_46 • 8d ago

MEME Aren't we winning babe?

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Penis

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u/Normandy556 8d ago

Fuck this guy!

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 8d ago

your going to be so rich, billions in tariffs trillions in tax cuts - so rich, US big banks - here comes the recession!

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u/coffee-x-tea 8d ago

“So rich, you’re not going to know where to spend that money - I’m telling you”

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u/minpindaddy 7d ago

That's because all local mom and pops stores, restaurants will go out of business 

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u/Oggie-Boogie-Woo 8d ago

We're taking America back, back to the Stone Age. There will be billions and billions of stones. Big and beautiful stones, stones of the likes you've never seen before!

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u/loloknah 8d ago

Yea fuck this guy

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u/cryptopolymath 8d ago

Grandpa, are we owning the libs yet?

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u/NWHipHop 8d ago

That damn woke mind virus. /s

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u/kmoney1984 8d ago

No Johnny...how could we own the libs now that we can't even afford eggs.

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u/SpinelessFir912 8d ago

His 401k retirement account got owned instead 😂

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u/Wonderwhile 8d ago

Bold of you to assume he didnt lose 90% in DJT and $TRUMP already.

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u/SuperDuperSJW 8d ago

Hang in there. It gets worse.

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u/nowtayneicangetinto 5d ago

Sane people: Trump is destroying the stock market! Look at these charts!

Trumpers: No you fucking libtard, turn your screen upside down! Duh!!!

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u/LofiMental 8d ago

I'm winning so hard right now

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u/Nervous_Book_4375 8d ago

This was the most bizarre, pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing end of an Empire I have ever heard of in the whole of our human history. Time for the USA to try being separate states for a while. Perhaps some of them can overcome this embarrassment… maybe join with Canada, California and Texas will be fine. Maybe Florida can go it alone? New England might want to get in a trade union with the Uk? I don’t fucking know. But best forget about the red states who love Trump. He will plough them into the ground.

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u/ALDonners 8d ago

The Bostonian accent would suit us surprisingly well and we get Bernie great.

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u/Nervous_Book_4375 8d ago

I find most north east USA folks fit the British dry humour and their accents are drawl which is great. I welcome them back to the motherland.

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u/big_toastie 8d ago

As a representative of the UK, I formally accept New Englands request to secede the USA and join the British Empire.

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u/forfeitthefrenchfry 8d ago

Sounds like a deranged President Joe Pesci at the beginning 😂

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u/Junior_Welder6858 8d ago

Winning at losing

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u/Coookie_Thumper 8d ago

Get paid on Monday. Will yet again yeet it into the abyss..

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u/Shaitan34 8d ago

So you take the money FROM me in the form of tariffs and that makes me rich,right?....right?

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u/snowballkills 8d ago

Shorts are winning yugely and bigly like never before! So are criminals and convicted felons

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u/pook__ 8d ago

I LOVE MY CHASE BANKING ACCOUNT THAT I CANT EVEN TAKE SHORT POSTIONS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM WINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Glacius_- 8d ago

What ?! A lie? Him? Never!

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u/Junior_Welder6858 8d ago

Winning at losing

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u/Xepherious 8d ago

This video is hilarious 🤣

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u/0pt1mus_Pr1mus 8d ago

I really love his high pitched voice and prefer it a lot over the normal one.

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u/manikwolf19 8d ago

BWAAAAAA

This would be great with standard various fart noises too

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u/duderos 7d ago

What ya waiting for?

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u/manikwolf19 7d ago

I'm not talented enough

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u/Intelligent-Donut-16 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Major-Bite6468 7d ago

Someone please drop a large #2 in that open hole!

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u/Canada_Drie 7d ago

Winning so much it even turned my portfolio republican (red)

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u/negative3sigmareturn 8d ago

Never ever would’ve thought I would be a living human being in this kind of timeline. Fuck me.

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u/snem420 8d ago

Love memes in these dark times

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u/Foreign-Ad285 8d ago

He got one thing right, WE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

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u/Ok_Time_8815 8d ago

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!

The most incompetent president who made it possible to turn the best stock market and a good economy into complete trash. Who actively destroyed soft power built over decades in a few months.

Great! Simply great!

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u/rayb320 8d ago

I'm winning, I bought 12 shares of SCHG cheaper. I bought 11 shares of SCHD yesterday cheaper.

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u/ConfusedEagle6 8d ago

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen lmao 😂

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u/Southern-Duck-3693 8d ago

When he said we, he meant his crew!

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u/Impressive-Eagle9493 8d ago

The only good thing about him being in this position again is that he can't do it a third time

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u/yatsokostya 8d ago

Are you sure about that 😏

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u/jimbowife007 8d ago

lol hahaha

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u/iWasAwesome 8d ago

Did you even say thank you?

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u/SolomonDRand 8d ago

Anyone who expected something else from tariffs and mass layoffs is a sucker and a chump.

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u/Specific_Yogurt_8959 8d ago

Don’t make me win again sir trump 😩

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u/WilhelmXXVII 7d ago

Those people behind him look high

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u/Invest_and_ballout 7d ago

Sqqq is the only stock you should be buying under this clown

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u/South_Speed_8480 7d ago

watching maga and libs lose money. Ah in meantime I might buy some more Popmart and Alibaba

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u/Outrageous_Match2619 7d ago

Trump: "Get in loser, we are going losering!" ;-)

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u/GrowlinGrom 6d ago

Those sound effects are hilarious

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u/Treepeec30 6d ago

At least we're not aborting babies after birth now right?

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u/Enough-Target-6123 6d ago

I cant handle it! I dont want 2 win no mo!!

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u/Used_Intention6479 8d ago

Now there's too much whining.