r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/buythedipnow 8d ago

I know that I for one did Nazi it coming

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u/ShortsAndLadders 8d ago

Stonk goes up. Stonk goes down. You can’t explain that.

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 8d ago

In this situation the answer is usually magnets.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 8d ago

Two wise men once spoke:

Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

It is now obvious that they were referring to anomalies in the trading game.

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u/bleeding_heart687 8d ago

This is the most understood line in American literature, they were referring to "fucking magnets" a distinct branch of physics which is largely unknown.

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u/tatojah 8d ago

Physicist here.

This is the electromagnetism subfield called eromagnetism. Most who dedicate their life to it become pariahs in the scientific community.

And deservedly so. Magnets have rights and aren't there to indulge your depravity.

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u/ShredGuru 8d ago

So you are saying it IS a miracle, Scienceman?

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u/Viddlemethis 8d ago

As a scientist it is clearly the fault of Jewish space lasers. And Biden.

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u/AlternativeLack1954 7d ago

Fake news Or something

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u/JaxTaylor2 6d ago

A fact little known to the wider scientific community is that the left hand rule was actually developed by eromagnetists investigating the Hall effect in relation to.. er.. “viscous fluids” moving through a.. um.. “cylinder” oriented perpendicularly to a magnetic field. This was where the first idea for a toroid shaped magnet was developed, for.. obvious reasons.

So next time you’re not sure which way the charges will move under the influence of a current moving ⊥ to a magnetic field, you can thank Eromagnetists and their free hand for helping you figure it out.

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u/DapperGovernment4245 8d ago

I actually want to talk to a fucking magnet scientist now. Honestly don’t even care if they’re lying

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u/JaxTaylor2 6d ago

Magnet scientist here. I can verify that most of the people you talk to in this line of work are bipolar.

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u/DapperGovernment4245 6d ago

My pole is bi so I’m attracted to that.

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u/FallAlternative8615 8d ago

Crazy how ICP was just a long game for indoctrination to fundie Christianity. Hence the being puzzled about at magnets and shit. Probably had stock in Faygo too.

https://metalinjection.net/news/insane-clown-posse-admit-evangelical-christians

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u/Anteater-Charming 7d ago

And my 2 kids look just like ass Dan...

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u/AxDevilxLogician 7d ago

whoop whoop! pour the faygo!!!

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u/Apprehensive_Tip_124 8d ago

You mean magats?

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u/Rank_14 8d ago

Just don't get them wet.

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 8d ago

Got it, magnets = gremlins.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 8d ago

Motherfucking magnets?

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u/Blue_Jays 8d ago

Only until you get them wet. Then, they're gone.

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u/penty 8d ago

"Donnie says vacuum!"

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn 7d ago

Lolol hadn’t seen a Just Shoot Me quote in the wild 🩵

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u/Guinness 8d ago

Magats? Yes. They seem to be the cause of market woes.

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u/UKMEGA 7d ago

Unless they get wet /s

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u/JizMaster69 7d ago

I don't understand em and I don't trust em

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u/Competitive-Fly2204 6d ago

Average paste consumption by the average kindergardener has increased.

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u/IGD-974 2d ago

How do magnets even work?

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u/smytti12 8d ago

It's an old meme, but it checks out

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u/riggs124 8d ago

I enjoyed that. Thank you

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u/johnnyribcage 7d ago

Excellent O’Reilly call back. A bunch of Gen Z white male 2024 trump voters were 5 years old when that clown made that observation.

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u/beekeeper1981 8d ago

Everythings computer

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u/EfficiencySafe 7d ago

Enjoy the recession. Trump has fucked it up so bad it will probably be a 1930s Great Depression that lasted for 10 years until WW2. It's easy to trash the economy but it's very hard to fix it especially a country with as much debt as the USA.

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u/Bitter-Good-2540 8d ago

Stonk goes nazi, stonk goes facism. You can't explain that

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u/Stup1dMan3000 8d ago

The plan is things will be bad for 2 years then in 10-15 it will be better? Not sure S&P is going up anytime soon with this fast and furious administration with little success outside of reality TV

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 8d ago

Confusedguymeme.gif

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u/KactusVAXT 8d ago

Sometimes up is down

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u/IamTheDaily 8d ago

It’s all computer

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u/CountofAnjou 8d ago

Strong both siding

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u/LongSnoutNose 7d ago

Never a miscommunication 

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u/Browns45750 7d ago

This down is a self inflicted gun wound where you your trying to shoot your foot but the bullet bounces back into your balls

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u/Humble_Emotion2582 6d ago

Its all computah

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u/Davge107 8d ago

You can explain it now.

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u/failbotron 7d ago

Fucking vaccines!

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 7d ago

"The cost of living is exploding out of control to the point where no one has any fucking money and all anyone wants to do is blame Nazis"

Watch out for this talking point. They're crying over the cost of living *THAT THEY FUCKING CAUSED* to distract from literal nazis

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u/Nivlac024 8d ago

nazi jokes arnt funny ann frank-ly i dont think you should make them.

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u/Major-Frame2193 8d ago

Little know fact as a child Elon’s favorite board game was Yahtzee! But he would pronounce it wrong 🤔or did he……🤔🤔🤔

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u/TacticalSunroof69 7d ago

Yeah and you didn’t see me coming with my discretionary counter measures.

Documented.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 7d ago

You a link in a long chain son if you know it or not.

Sit tight.

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u/Strangeronthebus2019 7d ago

I know that I for one did Nazi it coming

Yup… there we go…

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u/FeelingKind7644 7d ago

But did you see the nazis coming?