r/WallStreetbetsELITE 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/bleeding_heart687 8d ago

This is the most understood line in American literature, they were referring to "fucking magnets" a distinct branch of physics which is largely unknown.

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u/tatojah 8d ago

Physicist here.

This is the electromagnetism subfield called eromagnetism. Most who dedicate their life to it become pariahs in the scientific community.

And deservedly so. Magnets have rights and aren't there to indulge your depravity.

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u/ShredGuru 8d ago

So you are saying it IS a miracle, Scienceman?

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u/Viddlemethis 7d ago

As a scientist it is clearly the fault of Jewish space lasers. And Biden.

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u/AlternativeLack1954 7d ago

Fake news Or something

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u/JaxTaylor2 6d ago

A fact little known to the wider scientific community is that the left hand rule was actually developed by eromagnetists investigating the Hall effect in relation to.. er.. “viscous fluids” moving through a.. um.. “cylinder” oriented perpendicularly to a magnetic field. This was where the first idea for a toroid shaped magnet was developed, for.. obvious reasons.

So next time you’re not sure which way the charges will move under the influence of a current moving ⊥ to a magnetic field, you can thank Eromagnetists and their free hand for helping you figure it out.

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u/DapperGovernment4245 8d ago

I actually want to talk to a fucking magnet scientist now. Honestly don’t even care if they’re lying

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u/JaxTaylor2 6d ago

Magnet scientist here. I can verify that most of the people you talk to in this line of work are bipolar.

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u/DapperGovernment4245 6d ago

My pole is bi so I’m attracted to that.

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u/FallAlternative8615 8d ago

Crazy how ICP was just a long game for indoctrination to fundie Christianity. Hence the being puzzled about at magnets and shit. Probably had stock in Faygo too.

https://metalinjection.net/news/insane-clown-posse-admit-evangelical-christians