r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • 8d ago

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/DeletdButChngdMyMind 8d ago

And “small government”, LOFUCKINGL

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u/KeyboardGrunt 8d ago

And "freedom of speech".

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u/AsymmetricClassWar 8d ago

Pro-life*

*Conditions and terms apply; void after 9 months

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u/sourmeat2 8d ago

*Conditions and terms apply; void after 9 months

You got 9 months?! Who can afford prenatal care in this economy?

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 8d ago

So that's 4 in a row real easy hypocracies that, turns out, are pretty damn important. And that Democrats are better on. Add the one below and we've got a five- fecta

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u/CaindaX 8d ago

And "pro labor"

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 8d ago

And about “law and order”

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u/Popular-Copy-5517 8d ago

“Family values”

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u/Shikatanai 8d ago edited 8d ago

They are small government and just believe that the government should leave people to live their own lives.

Except for your sex life

And your choice to have a kid

And what in your pants

And the books in the library

And expressing your opinion of them in public

And whether your company has a choice in buying advertising from social media they approve of

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u/SitueradKunskap 8d ago

But they are for parent's rights.

...unless you want to do something other than than what they want.

You're following the best science and affirming your trans child? You ain't got that right.

You want your kid to wear a mask? No can do!

You want your kid to be taught evolution? No you don't.

You want your kid to get married at 13? ...actually, that's a right you do have.
As long as neither is trans, then it's grooming...

Man, republicans are such defenders of freedom. /S

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u/Bright-Print3606 8d ago

You got it all wrong! Why would you wait 13 entire years for that?

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u/Cautious-Seesaw 7d ago

You forgot haircuts.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 7d ago

And which clients you choose to represent as an attorney.

And what prices your company charges for products which they have tariffed.

And what your university teaches and whom it hires.

And what your publication says about them.

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u/froginbog 7d ago

It’s such a joke. Now the president literally cannot commit crimes. Insane

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u/astrike81 7d ago

There's just less people to rule you with that same government. The kings of democracy