r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/FeatureAggravating75 • 8d ago

Loss S&P500 🩸 Call your mom

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İyi Bayramlar diler 🩸🩸

S&P 500, piyasa değerinden 1 trilyon dolar kaybederek 10 Mart’tan bu yana en büyük günlük düşüşünü yaşadı.

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u/ThrowRA_sadgal 8d ago

Tariffs off Sunday? Place your bets.

Either that or complete collapse of the North American auto industries, or whatever.

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u/Midnight2012 8d ago

Dude, Tesla's fall I think is actually happening.

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u/BigSeth 8d ago

They lost 10 bucks today.

Here's my prediction: I think we're seeing the first cut. I think the wound gets infected 4/2 when Trump double down's on his Auto tariffs+Q1 earnings, following that, I see the EU responding very aggressively imposing their own tariffs.

4/22 is D-day. I see Elon getting removed as CEO before 5/1, and the stock value tanking to sub-100.

This is not based out of any hatred for Tesla or Musk, just how things have been going, the news coming out lately, and the Tesla brand getting absolutely nuked because of Musk.

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u/STLtachyon 8d ago

Well the stock got to the moon because of musk and his promises of techbro magic, its only fitting that he also brings it crashing down to earth again.

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u/BigSeth 8d ago

Musk’s messaging over the last week has been telling of where he stands. 1. Stating Tesla isn’t his primary source of income in an almost threat like statement. 2. Stating that the tariffs will impact Tesla, implying that they are going forward and not backing down 3. Using his AI company to buy X. And lastly, Literally not making any moves towards rebuilding teslas brand image outside of having POTUS turn the white house into a Tesla dealership and having state officials shill the stock to retail investors.

I think he knows he’s on his way out and probably doesn’t care much at this point.

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u/7ddlysuns 8d ago

Right, the X purchase was dependent on Tesla maintaining value

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u/BigSeth 8d ago

exactly, now that the bag has changed hands and he's no longer at risk of being margin called, he's gonna let it fall

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u/AndyXerious 7d ago

Never gonna happen.

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u/BigSeth 7d ago

then buy the dip, buy calls.

Hold my bag for me buddy

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u/P3ngu1nR4ge 7d ago

Money where your mouth is.. Buy in buddy... Let's see those positions.

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u/AndyXerious 7d ago

Not touching US big tech with a 10ft pole…largely rotated out of US after 🍊became prez elect except for some remainders of what once were sizeable positions. And ETF on S&P500. Turned my attention more towards home turf.

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u/Midnight2012 7d ago

My 4/25 puts are salivating at this though

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u/BigSeth 7d ago

I have a single 130p for 4/25.

i'm hoping $175-200 will hit theta decay to bring them below 0.50 so I can load up on them this week on the cheap. But I feel like monday is going to be a small rally followed by another leg down across the board, specifically for Tesla, I feel like on Monday we're going to see a repeat of 3/10. Except it ain't coming baack up.

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u/El_Gran_Che 8d ago

A Nazi salute has entered the chat.

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u/BigSeth 8d ago

remember kids, its okay to punch nazis

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u/El_Gran_Che 8d ago

Mussolini has not in fact entered this chat.

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u/Future_Class3022 8d ago

It's because I bought today. Sorry guys 😭

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u/FeatureAggravating75 8d ago

We wait you to Borsa Istanbul too 🤣

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

"Woke mind virus has infected Wallstreet. Our economy is now gay. I made a beatiful TV ad for Tesler in front of WH dealership, market should be at an all time high."

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u/thewisepuppet 8d ago

Wow thats bad.... It cant be that bad..

(Checks)

Oh no Is worse now

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

Regular hours:"Impressive, nice"

Now let's see after hours...

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u/ConfusedEagle6 8d ago

SP 500 futures way down after hours lol. Jeez. Feel bad for the dip buyers here.

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u/rate_shop 8d ago

Hey look, he won all the swing states

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u/KingJackWatch 8d ago

Have you said Thank You once?

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

You also have to wear a suite while saying thank you.

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u/jefik1 8d ago

You'll be thanking the guy in 2 years

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u/El_Gran_Che 8d ago

As you sit in a concentration labor camp.

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u/Alvaraess 8d ago

When green?

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

When normal president?

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u/rabidwolf86 8d ago

It was a massacre, can't wait for April 2nd lol

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u/Snow_2412 8d ago

For another round? 😂

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u/rabidwolf86 8d ago

Job report

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u/qole720 7d ago

Also supposed to be "Liberation Day", AKA Trump's next big round of tariffs. Hopefully he chickens out again.

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u/rabidwolf86 7d ago

🤣💀

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u/VC_VS7 7d ago

Whats going to happen on april 2nd ?

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u/rabidwolf86 7d ago

Job report

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u/NoResist2796 8d ago

good bye 401k

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u/ConfusedEagle6 8d ago

I’ve always been too poor to afford one. Now that I’m finally coming up I hope for a massive massive crash so I can finally get in cheap.

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u/deadgirl_ghost 8d ago

Green at open on Monday 💅

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u/Hayha2 8d ago

Well if mango-ape tweets ("truths") something like "I was made aware that Canada has agreed to sign a NEW TRADE DEAL. THE BEST TRADE DEAL. Negotiated by ME."

*Proceedes to sign the same deal he tore up weeks ago

Monday: ATH

Ford/GM/Elmo/US Steel CEOs fucking manage to talk him into not blowing up their companies during the weekend.

Monday: ATH

Randomly decides to postpone tariffs (import tax as the rest of the world calls it) while taking a shit 30 minutes before market opens on Monday.

Monday: ATH

Trump finally drops dead over the weekend

Monday: Market tanks because nobody is sober enough to work on Monday after partying all weekend.

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u/deadgirl_ghost 8d ago

Hahaha love all the scenarios !!! I will party in all these cases 😂

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u/sentrypetal 8d ago

Reality is huge bigly tariffs on liberation day. Market which is not pricing tariffs collapses 3-4% and 10% down for April.

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u/FunnyOne5634 6d ago

Beautiful

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u/FeatureAggravating75 8d ago

We’ll see

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 8d ago

Green and buying more puts

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u/juliankennedy23 8d ago

An entire weekend of trump tweeting who knows? We might have F-16s striking Copenhagen by Saturday.

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u/AdmirableExercise197 8d ago

Yeah but it will get leaked beforehand on signal and the EU will prepare a counter-defensive action.

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u/FunnyOne5634 6d ago

Which will be previewed on X on Friday

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u/deadgirl_ghost 8d ago

Nooooo 😭😭

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u/PatientBody1531 7d ago

Is the market so regarded it's panic selling over which side of the bed Trump wakes up on?

Paper hands! 🙌

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u/sunburn74 8d ago

We are in a bear market! About half the S&P is down 20% from their high this year.

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u/Exact-Plan2781 8d ago

nah it is called Trump market

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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 8d ago

But trump ordered the markets to perform well...i dont get it.../s

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u/ForeverFashy 8d ago

I've bought so much dip my whole portfolio is dip

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u/FeatureAggravating75 8d ago

No many anymore for dip 🤭

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u/informutationstation 8d ago

Least surprising bull trap ever.

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u/DaPoorBaby 8d ago

More like sad sack wasp trap.

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u/bobemil 8d ago

Biznizz

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u/FeatureAggravating75 8d ago

? Sorry what

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u/bobemil 8d ago

Just biznizz

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u/FeatureAggravating75 8d ago

🤣 buzzniss

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u/bobemil 8d ago

Yes, biznizz

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u/South_Speed_8480 7d ago

I own Chinese stocks all green

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo 6d ago

You didn’t even say Thank You

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u/EmuDiscombobulated34 6d ago

Wait until Monday and Tuesday. Market sell off.Liberation Day coming. Have fun America paying more taxes.

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 8d ago

What’s she supposed to do? I’m calling my wife’s boyfriend

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u/SubstantialBody6611 8d ago

How will the tariffs help the companies if they go bankrupt first?

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 8d ago

now wait for Tesla to come out with terrible sales figures (collapsing sales in China, Europe, and America not looking so good). I read China had 100 EV startups. BYD just overtook Tesla in vehicles sales last year, and revenue in Q4 (2024 revenue $100bn, Tesla $98bn). Tesla will drop 20% and be under $200 in a month. Then Q1 financials will be even worse - possibly back to low $100s.

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u/Acceptable-Heron6839 8d ago

‘Tis but a scratch

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u/sickandtiredpanda 5d ago

I know we are winning..but can we do it maybe a bit less or something im crying..

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u/motusubaru 8d ago

Looking for a democracy coup against fascist musk and trump soon. Rich never likes losing money. They will make a fuss soon.

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u/tomcsvan 8d ago

Someone get an adult here please

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u/Aspergers_R_Us87 8d ago

I think Monday will be the most blood in the water

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u/Special_Economist803 8d ago

Just wait for the real blood bath next