r/WallStreetbetsELITE 7d ago

MEME Art of The Deal

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u/Original-Debt-9962 7d ago

Chapter 1: A concept of a plan.

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u/mrdougan 6d ago

All negotiations are based on deception

~Sun Tzu

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u/dontpushbutpull 6d ago

just to make sure everyone is getting this one right: (LLM generated)

Comparison of the Teachings of Sun Tzu and Donald Trump How do the teachings of Sun Tzu compare with those of Donald Trump? While both emphasize strategy, competition, and winning, their approaches differ significantly. Sun Tzu, in The Art of War, advocates for careful planning, deception, and winning without direct conflict. Trump, in The Art of the Deal, promotes bold moves, negotiation, and aggressive competition. Sun Tzu values patience and subtlety, while Trump thrives on dominance and media influence. Ultimately, Sun Tzu focuses on quiet strategy, whereas Trump embraces open confrontation and spectacle.

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u/mrdougan 6d ago

Damn you went deeper than I was expecting; the circles I normally go in just stop the quotes as “all warfare is based”

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u/butwhyokthen 6d ago

I wouldn't assume the orange creature ever read an entire book, much less a foreign one.

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u/Basileus2 6d ago

Chapter 2: Alternative Economies

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u/Good_Spray4434 6d ago

Thank You Supreme Leader !!

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u/ggRavingGamer 7d ago

I dont even see this as parody.

She literally came out and said this has been the most succesful 2 months of any President. And that Americans are loving what he is doing. And the counter revolutionaries are upset but thats to be expected. And that President Trump is the best president ever and we are lucky to have him.

This isnt parody at all. It is what she and they are doing every day.

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u/wxwx2012 7d ago

its not nightmare if its real 🤣

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u/TheOGCJR 5d ago

If not nightmare why nightmare shaped?

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u/old-wizz 7d ago

Have you seen the movie: Mars Attack? The aliens also say they come in peace before frying everyone with a laser. Words mean nothing

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u/ggRavingGamer 6d ago

While frying everyone with a laser, I remember that. Blasting over speakers "We come in peace".

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u/old-wizz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Exactly, i thought i watched sci-fi. Seems it was a political film

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u/jram2000 7d ago

Blind hubris is this guy's mantra.

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u/akirashino 6d ago

People need to protest outside her personal home Hopefully make her quit

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u/Tosslebugmy 6d ago

That joint congress address a few weeks ago was very NK. All the republicans jumping up and clapping like seals at every bullshit claim, the most self aggrandising unprovable garbage, and dissidents getting tossed out.

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u/alelop 6d ago

in fairness this is what all press securities do

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u/Plenty_Actuator_7872 6d ago

Really? I’d like you to find equivalents in Biden and Obama. This isn’t just normal praising either, it’s straight up gaslighting with 0 facts on your side

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u/FollowingExtension90 7d ago

Trump administration is really made up of very generic people, the high school bully, the bully’s cheerleader girlfriend, the incel nerd who wants to be cool, the poor nerd who wants to be part of the team.

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u/Heavy_Push3522 3d ago

Who is the poor nerd who wants to be part of the team?

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u/sunnychiba 2d ago

Rubio

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u/Heavy_Push3522 1d ago

Oh, I thought it was Vance

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u/No-Aardvark7366 7d ago

Seriously am waiting for her to announce that Trump invented hamburgers

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u/SwitchedOnNow 6d ago

Ameriburgers and Freedom Fries for all!

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u/old-wizz 7d ago

We ll have gladiator fights first

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u/Candlelight_Fant4sia 7d ago

"Make Assholes Govern America©"

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u/Mr_Ergdorf 6d ago

Morons Are Governing America

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u/Crazy_Donkies 7d ago

funny af

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u/PressureSouthern9233 7d ago

The Art of the Con

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u/Inevitable-Sale3569 6d ago

Tariff exemptions is where the Trumps make their $$$ off of this. First line is the ‘donations’, etc, second line is the stock bump when the ‘exemption’ is announced.

Granting an exemption or waiver from the tariffs is basically a 25% cost advantage over any competitors. Small businesses really lose out in this area, since they can’t afford the entry fee.

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u/w0lfm0nk 7d ago

Fart

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u/VectorPryde 7d ago

"He does not have a butthole. He has no need for one."

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u/xxcali559xx 7d ago

"Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

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u/greenmerica 6d ago

My middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

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u/shroomeric 7d ago

Dear leader "one dum fuk"

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u/Bob_Kendall_UScience 6d ago

All hail Dum Phat Fuk

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u/KingKaiserW 7d ago

Just make the stock go up please sir

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u/DoopBoopThrowaway 7d ago

Even at that, he's terrible at, truly one of the businessmen of all time

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u/SeanySinns 7d ago

There it is, the merican greed. Do whatever as long as my stocks are ok

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u/TerranOPZ 6d ago

Funny. I like it.

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u/Wildturkey76 6d ago

More of this please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/veryparcel 7d ago

Before you know it, he'll have everyone killing all of the chickens when the next virus hits and then everyone will starve. Sounds familiar. Hmmm..🤔

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u/Celestial-Narwhal 6d ago

Hahahahahaha! This is exactly what it feels like.

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u/IYoloStocks 6d ago

God Bless The USA Economy! 🦅🇺🇸

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 5d ago

He also doesn’t defecate the diapers are for show

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u/paiotu 6d ago

I was talking about this last week with my friends. literally NK.

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u/StealyEyedSecMan 6d ago

Next step is "dear father"...

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u/Redbeardchuck 6d ago

If everybody's poor we're all rich!

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u/ProfileExtreme1949 6d ago

Please put this on x lmao

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u/Mondkind83 6d ago

I am waiting for the announcement of 500% tafris for eggs to stimulate the egg production in the US.

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u/NorpoleonIIme 6d ago

The Turd Reich

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u/Aztur29 5d ago

In Poland we use same picture when right wing populists ruled.

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u/Coucou2coucou 4d ago

I love it when it's real !

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u/false79 3d ago

What saddens me is people are seeing this and realizing just today how we are no different.

It's been like this for a few weeks now.

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u/Alarming-Ad-8228 2d ago

I read as Drug dealer

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u/ButterscotchJade2025 2d ago

The phrase “know your enemy” is a well-known strategic principle, often attributed to Sun Tzu, and it’s a good reminder to understand your opponent’s strengths and weaknesses to be better prepared in any situation, including interacting with a Shih Tzu.

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u/astrawberryandakiwi 2d ago

Only shih tzu I’m aware of is my dog

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u/OkBrick4260 6d ago

Nazi barbie is actually very bangable.

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u/Blockade10040 6d ago

Tea party or stfu