r/WallStreetbetsELITE 7d ago

Loss Thanks!

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Thanks.

7.8k Upvotes

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u/Illustrious-Smoke509 7d ago

His head should be a little bit bigger.

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u/fox050181 7d ago

Enhance… 🍻

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u/kingOofgames 7d ago

No lollipop or propeller hat either.

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u/MrL00t3r 6d ago

Do the roar! I mean, say "twanks you!".

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u/LFG530 7d ago

It is

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u/Hairy_Muff305 7d ago

Needs more eyeliner to get the dumb, shifty look.

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u/rccoy 6d ago

His head way too small here too. Double it.

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u/the_sauviette_onion 7d ago

Why is his head so small?

16

u/Hey648934 7d ago

So he can bow down to the King more easily… for you know what.

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u/Tablaty 7d ago

I was just about to comment that his head is too small. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/the_sauviette_onion 7d ago

Also his pants seem unusually long.

1

u/Dr_iWally 6d ago

You nailed.

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u/deadgirl_ghost 7d ago

Not a chair but a couch with tickers on cause he fucked everything 💀

27

u/idliketoseethat 7d ago

I'd like to give Vance a nuggie an Indian burn and a titty twister just to make him give up by saying thank you.

12

u/Sharp-Necessary8044 7d ago

You're making America great one titty twister at a time.

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u/Dr_iWally 6d ago

You nailed too.

2

u/Gamer6322 6d ago

Poop on his lawn. Indians love it

2

u/Most_Big_7976 5d ago

Is an Indian burn the same as a gaunchie pull?

22

u/achaiahtak 7d ago

He needs to be greasier

9

u/abdallha-smith 7d ago

It’s too flattering

1

u/caca-casa 4d ago

I was literally just going to say… this falsely makes him look attractive.

19

u/lml__lml 7d ago

Hate the AI

4

u/Timely_Mess_1396 7d ago

Needs more eldric horrors escaping from his mask.

3

u/Major-Bite6468 7d ago

I will stop paying my taxes, I don't like the way it's been spent!

3

u/LARufCTR 7d ago

I wonder if Usha gets tired of pegging him????

3

u/luvbud710 6d ago

This man doesn’t deserve to be a AI ghibli character. Smh the disrespect to ghibli studios

3

u/Nacho_Hangover 2d ago

And honestly? To the AI to.

And I really hate AI.

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u/Good_Spray4434 6d ago

Thank you MF

2

u/SKT_T1_Sasori 6d ago

Ffs thanks! Thank you, thanks 🥭, thanks Elmo. Could you stop this now finally pls?

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u/Importantbox100 6d ago

Change the art style, it makes him look like a cute baby otherwise👶

1

u/jdrukis 7d ago

Maybe the red ends if we thank him bahahaha

1

u/galactojack 7d ago

You forgot the eyeliner

1

u/notouchinggg 7d ago

stock go up stock go down. always money to be made and right now puts is ez mode.

1

u/Automatic_Tea_2550 7d ago

Thank you once. F you a billion times.

1

u/Aggressive-Ball6176 7d ago

This ghibli ist getting out of Hand xDDD

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u/haragoshi 7d ago

👊 🇺🇸 🔥

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 7d ago

Make sure you wear a suit when you thank him for sodomizing your port.

1

u/KristiewithaK 7d ago

Where's the guyliner?

1

u/lingering_POO 6d ago

This cunt has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen eh. Just looking at him; I don’t know how he isn’t being punched in the face constantly.

1

u/IYoloStocks 6d ago

Thank you for these Amazing Deals on stocks!

1

u/JohnathanHNg 6d ago

Trousers should be shorter

1

u/GodSpeedMode 6d ago

Hey, no problem! Glad to see the community is all about sharing the love. It's always good to pay it forward, especially in this wild market. Just remember, while the gains can be sweet, the risks are equally real. Whether you're slinging options, playing with stocks, or diving into crypto, staying informed and keeping your risk management tight can make all the difference. Let’s keep crushing it out there!

2

u/Unhappy-Fox1017 6d ago

This cartoon version is being too kind in their portrayal of Vance… far too kind.

1

u/LegPristine2891 6d ago

Every time I see that face it reminds me of modok

1

u/Dr_iWally 6d ago

Orange Man Factor.

2

u/IllCut1844 6d ago

Gross… he should be way uglier

1

u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 6d ago

No i dont like that, ghibli vance looks far too friendly and approachable.

1

u/bird_nerd_ 6d ago

Fuck AI

1

u/wtrredrose 6d ago

Too friendly looking. Needs to look angrier and like a bully that failed remedial English. Missing eyeliner.

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u/WarWoodieRevolution1 6d ago

Let’s take a comment made in another situation and put it to something it has nothing to do with…. And we wonder why most have no clue what is going on this country or the world because everything gets so twisted out of context!

1

u/Wallswatch1984 6d ago

Great time to load up!

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u/IanJMo 6d ago

Must have forgot to put his eye liner on.

1

u/Automatic-Channel-32 6d ago

3/30 all futures in the Red..

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u/Victox2001 5d ago

I hate this one. I only recognize the character from the caption.

1

u/Full_FrontalLobotomy 4d ago

Where are his cards?!

1

u/houston609 4d ago

Face needs to be fatter. Come on.

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u/iom2222 4d ago

Well deserved!!

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u/Fabulous-Cup-873 4d ago

stop this ai bs

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u/Cultural-Yam-3686 3d ago

Thank you dickhead!

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u/Caldite 3d ago

😂😂😂 🤣 thank you from non Americans

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u/Redonkulator 2d ago

Missing the eyeliner.

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u/neoexileee 7d ago

Thank you

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u/Additional_Ranger441 7d ago

Hold on. Warren Buffet has been selling for a couple years now and no one thought, the master sees a reset coming? He is the canary in the coal mine, everyone who else who held are volunteers not victims.

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u/Old_Grapefruit3919 7d ago

Do you even read or listen to Buffet, or you just repeat what you saw in a headline?

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u/Dr_iWally 6d ago

Warren is the more luckiest Boy on the stock MArkets, I remember when I saw in 2007 the first iPhone, soon as I saw it I Invest all my money in Apple I saw it clearly coming, instead of Warren , a lot of years later around 2018, because before he says : He not invest what he not understood !??

It's not a joke , you can investigate it through Google, also I'm now 40ties years at the Markets, and when I see a product that match it, I invest I don't' need to understand what is it, how it makes, the important is, can this make a lot of money, or not. Also Warren misses the Tech Rally completely ! I think even he still don't know what is the Magnificent 7.

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u/Frankthefitter44 6d ago

What are you saying?

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u/Dr_iWally 5d ago

That Warren is a luckie Boy.

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u/stonkysdotcom 1d ago

Thanks, assholes!