r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Synfinium • 5d ago

MEME Smile everyone!

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u/old-wizz 5d ago

Hope this is the last time this year, but my money is on gold, lost trust in the market

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u/SelectionOpposite976 5d ago

I’m sure just as everybody be is buying ATH gold right now he will call off the tariffs this week and it will dump with money rotating back into equities.

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u/old-wizz 5d ago

He finds fun in making other people poor. So you’re probably right

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u/Icy_Ground1637 5d ago

Lol 😂 trump is tariffing GOLD not joking 🙃

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u/old-wizz 5d ago

Probably just Canadian gold. USA golden eagles are good

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u/throwawayB96969 5d ago

"In a world, where..."

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u/sufferpuppet 5d ago

Orange man will make it illegal to own gold again. Government will buy it from you for $10 an ounce.

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u/old-wizz 5d ago

He ll probably make the FED buy trump & melania coins. I wish it was a joke

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u/Lauiasz 5d ago

And then sell it to buy bitcoin

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u/kjustin1992 5d ago

Based on what??

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u/sufferpuppet 4d ago

History

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u/kjustin1992 4d ago

Based on what evidence do you assume Trump would ban the private possession of gold?

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u/sufferpuppet 4d ago

Dumb people have done it before. Trump is a dumb person. Doesn't seem that far fetched.

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u/kjustin1992 4d ago

Lol that's no evidence. You're not a serious person

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u/old-wizz 5d ago

Are not a bunch of his devotees “prepers”. Gold is kind of important to them for the aftermath

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u/onarainyafternoon 5d ago

Or just invest in European stocks.

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 5d ago

That's what I did. I rotated 35% into Asia/Europe/t-bills a couple of weeks ago, which means SP500 will go up.

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u/drawat10paces 5d ago

It's just April 1st in a few minutes. We got 9 whole months this year, and 36 more months after that. Buckle up broski.

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u/old-wizz 4d ago

Unless we get 2 times 3 years of Vance after… I m getting sick

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u/EatTheRich4Brunch 4d ago

What about them moving gold reserves to Bitcoin? Or something. Cant say I understand how that works.

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u/old-wizz 4d ago

I hope they are sane enough not to crash the entire financial architecture… but then again they probably don’t care