r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Solarise40 • 4d ago

Loss That just Crazy BRO

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u/TailDragger9 4d ago

No, I outright refuse to fuck Trump. Under no circumstances would I allow that to happen.

I agree with your sentiment, though.

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u/Sure-Debate-464 4d ago

What if... If you f*** Trump he would no longer be the president? Would you take one for the team?

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u/Cute-Kiwi-Boy 4d ago

A true intellectual. Unfortunately it's not worth the sacrifice.

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u/Brabbel63 3d ago

So no one is willing to go full “mr garrison” on his ass and fuck ‘m all to death?

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u/four204eva2 3d ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/Brabbel63 3d ago

Put on your cape, hero.

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy 3d ago

Fuck it. I’m going in. Wish me luck, those pipes need plunged and I’m not a certified plumber

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u/ContributionOdd9110 3d ago

Nobody said you had to do the actual fucking. Use some machinery to get it done. Bingo bango, task complete.

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u/Staggart99 3d ago

100% would

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u/Radiant-Ad-9753 4d ago edited 4d ago

"I don't even wait. And when you're a star president, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy portfolio. You can do anything."