r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

Shitpost It’s hopeless I am going to countdown

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I give up because it’s hopeless. I am going to countdown to the new president. Just 1386 left…

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u/Hayha2 1d ago

Heart attack or stroke that's my only hope. Republicans are pussies, Democrats have to win House and Senate to stop him and for that to happen magatards would have to say "I was wrong".... So yeah "go hearth attack I chose you" because if he stays in power until fucking January 2029 we might as well start trading in Pokemon cards and bottle caps.

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u/lanibr 1d ago

His father lived until 94. His mother was 88. Donald is 78.

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u/WildFlemima 1d ago

Fuck that man for not even having the decency to be 80 yet

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u/lanibr 1d ago

Yep. Agreed.

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u/CAT_WILL_MEOW 1d ago

I really hope there feeding him a steady supply of mcdoubles... if i was his burger guy id pop in every 15 minutes with a hot one and go, cmon donny boy, growing boys need there protien!

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u/Garko010 1d ago

That would be great I got a few nice Pikachu and Charizards cards. 😉

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u/suchahotmess 1d ago

They could get the house and senate just with Dems and independents, but probably not enough of the senate to either convict him in an impeachment or override a veto. 

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u/Yellow_Otherwise 17h ago

he needs to be arrested for this bullshit

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u/UsingiAlien 1d ago

Worst part is, if that does happen, Vance takes over and he's probably just as bad

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u/DarkwingDeke 1d ago

No. We said that about Pence too. No more speculating, let's find out.

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u/Dramatic-Cattle293 1d ago

Where are the mods, why every post on this sub about politics?

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u/ErrorcMix 1d ago

It’s Reddit, unfortunately. Kinda weird how you can say you wish someone to die…

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u/Bsog1984 1d ago

It’s been called out many times, this is a liberal opinion site, not a wallstreetbets like there claim!

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u/Disastrous_Echo_6982 1d ago

Oh... you think Donny will just give up the power this time? Leave as "peacfully" as he did last time?

He has allready proclaimed that he has final in the interpretation of federal laws - that includes federal election laws. Sure, it´s not constitutional but who is going to stop him? A federal judge that he has given himself permission to fire? The SC where he has a majority of sycophants?

The next actually fair election will be held when the people take back control of their country. So far you honestly haven´t even put up a decent protest.

Good luck, the rest of the world is hoping you get out of this as a democracy but we don´t really have all that much hope for you.

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u/Garko010 1d ago

If he is getting a third period as president then we are all done.

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u/GIC68 1d ago

You are already done if you let him finish THIS term.

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u/jadeskye7 1d ago

If he gets a third term, he'll be president until he dies. And the guy after him will too.

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u/probabletrump 1d ago

Where the fuck you been? We crossed "done" a while ago.

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u/Helpful-Progress9336 1d ago

Yep, these guys aren't just going to give up the power they have and let a new administration come in a reverse everything they've done.  Only way to remove them is with violence.  

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u/WildFlemima 1d ago

Yes. I have thoughts but they aren't safe to share given current affairs.

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u/CauliflowerMinimum44 1d ago

Theres no chance hes leaving. 

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u/highlander145 1d ago

He is definitely changing the law to get a third term. He is going to make sure he fucks everyone for decades to come.

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u/ramonchow 1d ago

The trust that is being broken doesn't get fixed by replacing the president. If you picked one of these once you might pick another one later. That's why countries that suffered nefarious regimes set laws and rules to prevent them in the future.

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u/old-wizz 1d ago

Sadly this can be followed by 6 years of Vance

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u/Ffaannttaassttiic 1d ago

Counting the days until either Vance or one of Trumps children becomes President? That’s a grim future to look forward to.

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u/Apprehensive_Bug5873 1d ago

Sorry dude, he is going for a 3rd term just like his bros, Xi and Putin.

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u/the_hornicorn 1d ago

Not long now, and you can start gambling again.

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u/bigorangemachine 1d ago

Geez I thought american's were freedom loving. You just rolling over and giving up... y'all deserve to get booh'd by Canada

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u/CoastingUphill 1d ago

Literally Anyone Else 2028

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u/Proletariat-Prince 1d ago

Careful what you wish for.

Could be JD, or MTG, or Stephen Miller, or....

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u/KeepOnSwankin 1d ago

none of them have his oily nature that allows him to slit by consequences. say what you want about the pied Piper but the music keeps the rats in line and marching and none of the rest of these people have the flute not even his kids.

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u/kingOofgames 1d ago

I’m hoping 2026 is a turning point, or even before then have a few house seats flipped, or have a few republicans turn.

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u/TeranOrSolaran 1d ago

Woah! That’s a lot of days left of winning. I don’t think there will be anything left except scorched earth.

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u/Gunzenator2 1d ago

Get ready for Big Orange: part 3!

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u/Acrobatic_Teaa 1d ago

Isn't he planning to do the Medvedev play?

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u/wrathofthedolphins 1d ago

Countdown to the midterms instead. Then we can reign in this maniac

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u/Infamous-Train8993 1d ago

Trump just put a 35% tariff on your countdown, so from 12th April it'll be 1871 days.

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u/Sufficient_Article_1 1d ago

Trump 3d term! Totally agree!

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u/itsyaboiant 1d ago

Maybe we can impeach him for a third time?

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u/Moist-Water825 1d ago

You have more confidence than me that he will leave. Sworn in for his third term according to Donny Dementia.

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u/LateDifficulty4213 1d ago

There will be nothing left by then.

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u/GongTzu 1d ago

I remember when I had a look at 1404 days, and thought they will go fast. 18 days later, they will not go fast 😂

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u/Buster_xx 1d ago

Fascists don't leave office willingly