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MEME Those who trust in Trump right now are clowning themselves

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u/Clear-Height-7503 22h ago

He literally cheated on all of his wives and he's been divorced twice, both are against the Christain faith and not Conservative.

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u/sembias 21h ago

When you point it out, they just claim he's the literally the second coming of King David.

There is no reasoning with these people.

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u/Revolutionary_Rip693 20h ago

You know what's really funny - the Anti-Christ is supposed to be very "attractive" to Christians, specifically to lead them away from God.

I don't believe in any higher power - but damn, sometimes Trump makes me believe that at least the Anti-Christ might be real.

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u/Last_Cod_998 19h ago

There was a gold horned goat statue at Mar a Lago on display. It was covered in $100 bills emblazoned with his face and the motto: "In Trump we Trust"

I want to remind everyone, the Church of Satan doesn't actually believe in a literal Satan. that's the Evangelical Christians.

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u/shnazzyhat 20h ago

If it wasn’t Nero, it’s likely Trump (if you believe these kinda of things). If you don’t believe in these kids of things, you can just chalk him up to being one of the worst humans we have to share oxygen with these days.

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u/AtlantianBlood 20h ago

Is he boastful? Yeah....

Is he a religious figure? Yeah, there are televangelist and evangelical preachers saying that God gave them visions of Trump returning to power.

Also Google Trump and Jesus...

Has he survived a deadly blow to the head?

As the head of Trump Corp, or whatever, I wasn't the only one that thought he was going to lose everything with his mounting court losses..

People will wear his mark..... N'ff said.

He will take the thorn in the new temple....

Gaza.

Does he have a little Horn? Ask Stromy Daniel.

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u/New_Bad_5291 6h ago

Wow you've really drank the Kool-aid holy shit, the fact you think televangelists are anything other than massive scammers.

Did Jesus cheat on all his wives? Did Jesus joke about someone he didn't like getting hit in the head with a hammer? All of the signs of being a false idol and you people decide to idolize him instead and spit in the face of your God's actual teachings.

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u/AtlantianBlood 4h ago

Wow, you need to learn to read better.

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u/supvo 17h ago

I think it was Nero they were speaking about, realistically, but what we see is really a pattern of fascism and the Bible's (accidental?) criticism of it.

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u/sembias 20h ago

He's got his Pestilence horseman in RFK, JR. And the pale horse? Elon Musk.

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u/given2fly_ 19h ago

I'm an ex-Christian, and I agree with you. The Bible even says the anti-Christ's followers will wear a mark on their forehead, which sounds awfully like MAGA hats...

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u/projektZedex 18h ago

I've been making this comparison since the beginning and people told me I was dumb lmao.

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u/morostheSophist 16h ago

What's funny is that back when I believed I was a Christian, I figured the Antichrist would be fairly obvious. Then I read that most interpretations says he's going to deceive most of the world. The churches I attended claimed that Christians wouldn't end up deceived because they'd all be Raptured before the Tribulation starts, but I never was sure that belief was biblical (despite it being in the Statement of Faith everyone had to agree with 100% to become a member).

At this point, with Trump being supported by such a huge contingent of at least American Christianity, I now believe that IF the Bible is true at all, any Rapture that happens won't occur before the Antichrist's reign, and most of the so-called Church will follow him. I still don't believe Trump can be the Antichrist because he doesn't rule enough of the world—but hey there's always tomorrow.

(And I don't believe the Bible any more, just saying that if I did...)

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u/vastros 12h ago

There was a really interesting article that I read a month or two ago that matched Trump to about 10 different predictions for the Anti-Christ.

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u/Mobirae 9h ago

Revelations also says they'll wear a mark on their foreheads. If you read everything the anti Christ is, you would think it's a trump biography. It's an open book test and they continue to fail it on a daily basis.

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u/Malcorin 20h ago

It's all pretty laid out with Trump being the antichrist and Elon being the false prophet.

Guy 1:

Blasphemous

Boastful

Seems invincible

Appears to take a fatal wound to the head, but he's OK

Guy 2:

Helps guy 1 out with his image

Acts with all the authority of guy number 1

Able to bring the fires of heaven down for all to see

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2013&version=NIV

I found my faith during the last few years. Before, I could never reconcile the idea that there was a glowing ball in the sky somewhere that cared if I masturbated. It's not that at all, but it is beautiful, and wonderful, and a dream for a tech nerd like me.

As long as your life has involved being kind to each other, you're going to love it.

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u/Zapthatthrist 22h ago

Actually, that aligns with most Christian conservatives I know.

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u/Baronvonkludge 20h ago

They hold others to those standards, not themselves. They can go to church on Sunday and ask forgiveness from sky daddy, and then go and do a bunch more stuff against the “ teachings” the next week.

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u/odiemon65 19h ago

Christians will tell you that God can work through imperfect instruments. This is their last line defense of Trump once they realize he's the antithesis of their supposed beliefs. No matter how much you can get them to admit, they'll fall back on that

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u/_gwynutella_ 17h ago

My dad is MAGA and he says that Trump is in the hand of God and that this is all for a purpose. He is saying that Trump knows what he’s doing because he prays for him everyday…

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u/Plumbus_DoorSalesman 13h ago

This….is painfully stupid

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u/superschaap81 19h ago

“The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians: who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, walk out the door, and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.”

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u/MMShaggy 19h ago

Ricky Gervais said it best, I like your Jesus, I just hate his followers. They are nothing like him.

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u/yangyangR 17h ago

I thought that was a much older quote

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u/morostheSophist 17h ago

Supposedly Gandhi said

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

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u/thereIsAHoleHere 17h ago

The point of this thread is that they aren't holding others to that standard nor themselves to that standard. The standard is hot air.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 20h ago

There are literal, tacky, golden idols depicting him in Mar-a-lago.

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u/Buller116 19h ago

He is also a rapist

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u/SasparillaTango 16h ago

Go down the list of deadly sins and see how aligns to all of them like he's going for some kind of record. You cannot find more lustful, prideful, slothful, gluttonous, greedy, envious, wrathful human being on the planet. He's is flaw made manifest, the worst of humanity. And the evangelicals think he's the second coming.

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u/ShawnShawnessey 12h ago

Something something beware of false prophets?

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u/bejammin075 12h ago

He’s on videotape bragging that he can rape women as much as he wants because he’s “a star”

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u/Phine420 4h ago

Raping and hurting are at another Level than cheating, but that’s just even more ok for them