r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

MEME Dow down another 1000 points. There’s too much winning, Mr. President. We cannot take it anymore.

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 1d ago

Bold of you to assume there will be anymore on fair elections

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u/13Kaniva 1d ago

They better have that robot army cocked and loaded...

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u/Combatical 1d ago

Or just send a storm..

For anyone out of the loop, they legitimately said the dems were controlling the weather and sending storms to certain areas.

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u/spacexorro 1d ago

The space lasers cause the storms duh.

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u/Liatin11 1d ago

i love me them jewish space lasers

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u/kmoney1984 1d ago

I used to work for a guy who legit believed this and the pizza shop pedophile ring, and all the other complete nutbar shit. This guy was generally pretty smart and a made probably close to a 7 figure salary. My mind still can't reconcile how that's possible.

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u/StevenWithaPH96 1d ago

My uncle is a magtard and he belived that the wildfires in LA were caused by space lazers and the houses that didnt burn down had blue roofs so the lazer knew who not to target. This is one of the tamer theories he has, I can feel my 2 last brain cells fighting for life when he talks

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u/PloppyPants9000 20h ago

its totally real, I saw it for myself last night on that new documentary on netflix called “Geostorm”.

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u/Federal-Instigator-9 19h ago

JFC you KNOW some Magatard thinks it is a documentary too.

"SEE! SEE! MTG WAS RIGHT! JEWISH SPACE LAZERS FROZE AFRICA AND BOILED KOREA MA!"

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u/Ghede 1d ago

They do, but the robot army can be defeated with a well placed branch.

Elon says he'll have that fixed in 6 months. Once they get more training data from the battlefield.

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 1d ago

The rest of the world won’t hold the Dems responsible for Trump. You can see it in Europes targeted tariffs towards red states/industries.

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u/saintsulpice 1d ago

Mistrust is blind.

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u/vsmack 1d ago

This time last year I would have said such talk was hysterical scaremongering, but I'm not sure anymore. The impunity with which they're doing whatever they want really makes me think it's possible they'll either shut it all down on some pretense or completely rig it.

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 1d ago

They will get rid of term limits like Putin.

Here is an easy way to look at Trump.

WWPD

What would Putin do?

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u/Galacticwave98 1d ago

Americans roll over real quick when faced with literally any adversity. 

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u/-6h0st- 1d ago

Precisely, they do that cause they know they rig them properly now. They don’t give two fucks about anyone but themselves

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u/IH8RdtApp 1d ago

Too many citizens own guns in that country to steal away democracy.

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u/CptnWaffles 1d ago

You can't actually believe that, when half the country agrees with the government and military there is no hope that the other half can win, this has been a long held delusion by people that gun rights have anything to do with "stopping tyranny." It's just empty politics.

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u/AlleneYanlar 1d ago

A lot of the non MAGA republicans are turning very quickly now that their 401ks are losing literally 10s of thousands of dollars a day.

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u/Chartreugz 1d ago

This is the biggest delusion of the leftists nowadays. Everyone is self-soothing by telling themselves "surely THIS will be the line that Trump crosses and finally the MAGA will turn on him" every day since his election and nearly every other week up during his campaign, and every month leading up to the campaign, and every...

They know. They aren't misinformed, they know what he's doing and what it will cost them. They have given themselves to Trump, there is no line he can cross that will turn them back. Trump knows it, they know it, it's only the left that chooses not to see it.

All these little lies we tell, that they'll finally wake up and smell the ashes, are just to make ourselves feel a little better and more secure. We're willfully putting blindfolds on ourselves to avoid seeing the truth because it is incredibly uncomfortable. So we're marching right alongside MAGA, claiming we're going the opposite direction while they drag us forward off a cliff.

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u/AlleneYanlar 1d ago

The senate is already voting against tariffs in open defiance of Trump. Fucking with Wallstreet’s money is a very fast way to get strong opposition.

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u/Big_Dick_NRG 1d ago

The senate isn't doing shit. It was performance art because they knew the house would never bring it up for vote.

Doing something would be 20 of them voting against instead of 4.

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u/New_Bad_5291 1d ago

It's the usual McConnell non MAGA Republicans voting against them as they've done with other Trump policies before. Don't kid yourself into thinking any actual MAGA politicians went against their dear leader.

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u/AlleneYanlar 1d ago

MAGA politicians sure will be less likely to budge. McConnell held the senate in his palm for many years. He still has allies.

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u/krazykarlsig 1d ago

What is a non Maga Republican?

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u/ODSTklecc 1d ago

They exist, alot of them, who are learning that their vote to change the status qou was a big oopsy

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u/Low-Cantaloupe-8446 1d ago

93% voted for trump.

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u/ODSTklecc 1d ago

93% of what? Are you even talking to me? Or the voices in your head?

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u/Low-Cantaloupe-8446 1d ago

Let’s use our context clues here. 93% of republicans who voted selected Donald trump. The republican party is the MAGA party.

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u/CptnWaffles 1d ago

They gleefully reject reality and this will not change. Donald Trump could literally shit in their mouth live on air and they'd thank him and blame Biden.

I have 0 hope of any republican doing anything ever other than bending over and taking their punishment from daddy and thanking him for the opportunity.

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u/Yuwu60 1d ago

Excuse me, i am italian, can you explain me what is this 401ks that are losing? I understand is relating stock market, but specifically ?

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u/AlleneYanlar 1d ago

Most white collar and some blue collar Americans plan for retirement by investing a part of their monthly pay into an account named a 401k which is invested in the stock market and government bonds. When the market tanks hard, it hurts people in their 50-60s because it messes with their retirement planning.

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u/Yuwu60 1d ago

Oh my god! Now I understand. Poor folks…Thank you.

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u/FromThePits 1d ago

401K = US retirement fund

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u/Yuwu60 1d ago

Thank you, now I understand, it is terrible.

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u/iamtherussianspy 1d ago

The vast majority of the guns are in the hands of people who never read the constitution beyond the second half of the second amendment and will actively celebrate any unconstitutional act while mumbling "the USA is a republic, not a democracy"

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u/Combatical 1d ago

The wrong ones.

This isnt an antigun statement, I own guns. Its a statement that the vast majority of magas own guns over the opposition and not just a few. Like a shit ton.