r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

MEME Dow down another 1000 points. There’s too much winning, Mr. President. We cannot take it anymore.

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u/13Kaniva 1d ago

They better have that robot army cocked and loaded...

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u/Combatical 1d ago

Or just send a storm..

For anyone out of the loop, they legitimately said the dems were controlling the weather and sending storms to certain areas.

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u/spacexorro 1d ago

The space lasers cause the storms duh.

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u/Liatin11 1d ago

i love me them jewish space lasers

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u/kmoney1984 1d ago

I used to work for a guy who legit believed this and the pizza shop pedophile ring, and all the other complete nutbar shit. This guy was generally pretty smart and a made probably close to a 7 figure salary. My mind still can't reconcile how that's possible.

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u/StevenWithaPH96 1d ago

My uncle is a magtard and he belived that the wildfires in LA were caused by space lazers and the houses that didnt burn down had blue roofs so the lazer knew who not to target. This is one of the tamer theories he has, I can feel my 2 last brain cells fighting for life when he talks

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u/PloppyPants9000 20h ago

its totally real, I saw it for myself last night on that new documentary on netflix called “Geostorm”.

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u/Federal-Instigator-9 19h ago

JFC you KNOW some Magatard thinks it is a documentary too.

"SEE! SEE! MTG WAS RIGHT! JEWISH SPACE LAZERS FROZE AFRICA AND BOILED KOREA MA!"

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u/Ghede 1d ago

They do, but the robot army can be defeated with a well placed branch.

Elon says he'll have that fixed in 6 months. Once they get more training data from the battlefield.