r/WallStreetbetsELITE 20h ago

Discussion He’s 100% aware of what he’s doing. He reshared this:

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u/Sharp-Necessary8044 19h ago

He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag lol he's just following someone's commands

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u/sharknadogirl 18h ago

This. He doesn’t know how to play chess or checkers.

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u/xaranetic 18h ago

Playing chess with Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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u/AvidAvocadoApologist 14h ago

According to the biopic, his mentor Roy Cohn taught him this strategy. How sad that we live in a world where that bullshit actually works

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u/Flavious27 12h ago

He used the greenmail method to make millions in AC and keep his casinos afloat.  And when that went away, his casinos went under.  

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u/Tapprunner 9h ago

Also, his father gave his casinos money.

Would go buy like $2mil worth of chips, then walk out the door.

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u/sumsimpleracer 14h ago

You can’t beat that. That’s 4D moves

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u/BR4VER1FL3S 12h ago

Love the metaphor!

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u/unfvckingbelievable 18h ago

Well, he does at least know he likes the red and white pieces more than the black ones.

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u/Lower_Cantaloupe1970 14h ago

Hes clearly playing Chinese Chesskers 

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u/Cultural-Limit-368 12h ago

Is there such a thing as Russian checkers? That's what I think he's playing.

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u/beardeddragon0113 14h ago

You don't have the cards. Checkmate, yahtzee, and king me /s

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u/DishSoapIsFun 15h ago

He doesn't know how to spell chess.

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u/RiverAffectionate951 16h ago

This is my stance too.

You're expecting me to believe a senile old man who can't string a sentence together properly can beat-for-beat replicate the nazi propaganda machine and process ahead of time to steer his audience into pocket? Complete Project 2025's manifesto and goals? He couldn't fucking read the thing.

Trump isn't running the US, Project 2025 is running the US with Trump as a figurehead cult of personality.

That's why his behaviour is so radically different to term 1.

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u/Sharp-Necessary8044 16h ago

I believe it's the same moron from term 1, term was just basically a trial to see how much they can get away with and now they know so they don't care about anything as they are above the law

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u/TailDragger9 14h ago

Not exactly.

Term 1 still had plenty of "traditional" Republicans in most of the positions of power, keeping Trump and his enablers in check.

Say what you want about Republicans, at least the old-school ones still believed in democracy. Now, that party is dead, and only MAGA remains. Nobody is left with both the desire and the power to say "no" to the authoritarian agenda.

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u/EasterBunny1916 13h ago

Old school Republicans never believed in Democracy. Are you thinking of Eisenhower and further back?

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u/TailDragger9 13h ago

I'm thinking of right up to the current day.

15+ years ago, it was the overwhelming majority (I was one of them - and I believe in democracy). With each passing day, they are fewer, and whoever is left have basically no voice.

Try to avoid the mental trap of seeing political opponents as "enemies" and "evil." That's what MAGA does, and it's tearing our nation apart. Despite being a conservative (kinda center-right) the current GOP's rejection of the rule of law places me firmly aligned with the Democratic party right now.

The rhetoric they're playing to their base however, is that they're to save democracy. Many Republicans do believe in democracy and the rule of law, but the administration right now clearly doesn't give a shit.

Sorry I'm ranting right now. I just hope we still have a functioning and free government in a few years time. We'll need liberals, progressives, and disaffected conservatives in this flight.

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u/EasterBunny1916 12h ago

Republicans broke the law as far back as when LBJ was president. Nixon's people were trying to stop any peace negotiations in Vietnam. Then cane Watergate. Reagan's people negotiated illegally with Iran to not release the US hostages so Carter would lose. Bush won in 2000 because the Republican Supreme Court gave him the election. For many years Republicans have perfected voter suppression. They don't believe in democracy and they are the enemy. They also used gerrymandering to the point that many states have a situation where democrats have received way more votes than Republicans but the states have more elected officials that are Republican.

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u/rfrancis073 12h ago

I wish more people knew how close he and his group are following Hitler’s blueprint with the Nazis. It’s chilling to the bone to see this playing out and asking why do people not see this!?!?!

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u/Airway 11h ago

They literally don't know anything about the Nazi party beyond "Hitler killed Jews"

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u/Ph6222 16h ago

• Users in the United States are unable to view this content due to tariffs

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u/Many_Landscape_3046 14h ago

Its funny (not really) how Republicans love saying Biden was a puppet, when they have Trump.

If nothing else, isn't the fact that hes basically following the project 2025 playbook (despite apparently having NO connection) proof of something?

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u/SignificanceCalm7346 18h ago

He couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe….i lost my train of thought.

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u/bobrobor 18h ago

All you have to check is who shorted the market and made the most on it in the past 2 days. Who knew and when.

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u/unbelieeevable 17h ago

LOL you don't need to be an insider to have known that April 2nd was going to be a shitshow. The only person who could not have predicted this was Trump. This is not four dimensional chess, it's just a senile old man who literally doesn't understand what a tariff is.

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u/bobrobor 17h ago

Whoever bought April 2nd puts before he announced April 2nd :)

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u/elementfortyseven 16h ago

everybody able to read was able to know tbh

everybody with internet access was able to hear multiple analysts talk about why crashing the market and devaluing the dollar might be a strategy the current US admin finds attractive

one of the key Project2025 monetary proposals is the return to gold standard. but the return to gold creates a challenge for a country that imports as much as the US. killing import and thus trade deficits with tariffs to avoid bleeding gold later seems like fitting the pattern. devaluing the dollar would also make exports cheaper and more attractive and thus also contribute to reduction of trade deficit.

this all has been common knowledge and while it sounds plausible on paper, the reality is a different beast altogether of course.

there is of course also the accelerationists faction, who would much rather see the entire circus crash and burn so they can finally do away with democratic structures and build their corporate networked cities.

we will see how this unfolds, I am currently still quite confident that the people of the US will pull the brake before shit really hits the fan

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u/AAROD121 14h ago

No tariffs against Russia. Interesting. I’m not saying he’s a kremlin asset but if he were this is what he’d do.

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u/Ancient_Sun_2061 16h ago

Not necessarily commands…someone maybe playing him by stroking his ego.

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u/FrankDrebinFan 17h ago

I'd imagine Steve Bannon is somewhere behind this

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u/spuriousattrition 19h ago

Chess?

Tic tac toe is too complicated for Trump.

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u/GMN123 17h ago

You could give him a 3 move head start and he wouldn't win. 

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u/GBJI 17h ago

Elon: "I'll take the X's"

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u/dieselgenset 15h ago

I'm a certified Dad of 3 and an avid dad joke enthusiast.... this made my eyes roll so far the earth is now flat. Well done.

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u/AlarisMystique 15h ago

Hahah big neon X to broadcast his insecurity.

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u/nowtayneicangetinto 16h ago

Would claim the game is rigged and try to gaslight you by saying it a million times

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 15h ago

Give him a 3 move head start and he'd probably accidentally get himself into checkmate before you got to have a turn.

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u/unique3 17h ago

Trump is playing chess like a Pigeon. He'll knock over the pieces, shit on the board and then strut around like hes the winner.

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u/tolso2 16h ago

Even if he isn't doing this all on purpose, a federal judge is going to love his repost.

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u/alwaysright60 16h ago

Doesn’t tie his own shoes.

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u/ithinkiknowstuphph 16h ago

Mouse trap because every time you set that freaking game up it’s starts doing the Rube Goldberg and you need to start all over then you say f it and don’t play

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u/sveiks1918 15h ago

он играет для нас 🤣

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u/alph123456789 15h ago

The new battle cry is Short term pain for Long term gains

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u/newnameonan 13h ago

And if he's playing chess while everyone is playing checkers, then he's a fucking idiot and playing the wrong game. And he won't win because he's not following the right rules.

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u/e_hota 19h ago

Of course he is. Drive down stocks and then buy them up. These guys are all criminals who need to be sent to El Salvador.

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u/dosassembler 18h ago

Economic collapse.-->civil unrest-->martial law-->dictator for life.

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u/bleu_flp 18h ago

Can already feel the consent being manufactured for when we inevitably go to war

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u/Lucky_Diver 18h ago

The number of people who suddenly hate Canada is insane.

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u/LazyAltruist 17h ago

Canada has always been at war with Oceania.

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u/StevenWithaPH96 17h ago

This onion has layer and its scary how right the onion is

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u/Shadowmant 16h ago

Canada uses DISTRACT!
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
USA attacks Greenland.

Whoopsie. Sorry!

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u/Angrbodaa 12h ago

This. My coworker all of a sudden comes in and bitches about Canadian drivers and how they should gtfo. Never once mentioned them before. Fucking sheep

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u/vsmack 18h ago

Man I'm Canadian and we're thinking of moving to Brazil.

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u/AlarisMystique 15h ago

Man I am Canadian and thinking of buying guns so I can die fighting Nazis if it comes down to this.

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u/vsmack 14h ago

I hear ya. I got young kids tho so I have to look out for them first and if it means getting outta Dodge, so be it. If it was just me I'd already be making caches.

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u/CrashCrysis07 16h ago

Canadian Bacon was surprisingly prophetic it seems.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 17h ago

I'm sure all these military soldiers will want to support a man who's making their families struggle...

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u/Iammax7 16h ago

You should add the blame it on the left, rinse and repeat.

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u/Lermanberry 14h ago

This is the real play.

The architects of Project 2025 explicitly want to create conditions similar to the Treaty of Versailles/Great Depression economy in the Weimar Republic. Easier to get their violent rubes fighting against economic boogeymen. The economy crashed but it's not because of savior Trump, it's Biden and Canada and the Muslims.

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u/DenseReality6089 17h ago

Or

Economic collapse, civil unrest, martial law, military coup, revolution2.0, ???, utopia

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u/110397 14h ago

The ??? Is doing some heavy lifting here

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u/buitragosoft 17h ago

He is old af and looks awfully. Can he survive 4 more years even?

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u/TheStilken 17h ago

If you think about it, they're just taking the knowledge that Democrats fix the economy when in office. So, why not tank it, buy everything cheap, then let the Democrats fix the market and do the heavy lifting of making you rich?

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u/Chockfullofnutmeg 17h ago

He wants everyone to come begging to him like Putin did in 2000.

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u/stevez_86 15h ago

It's just punishment. Everyone always made arguments for him. The only thing I see is him punishing the country that has made the last 8 years of his life so frustrating. His freedom was on the line and he had to spend everything, broker everything to get back in office. He is already known as an abuser, I don't understand why people want to make any excuse for this other than vicious vindictiveness.

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u/Firm-Geologist8759 17h ago

You spelled firing squad wrong.

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u/HowieFeltzersnatch 6h ago

I thought it started with a G. What was it gallows, guillotine?

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u/seafoamspider 17h ago

He’s america’s #1 DOMESTIC TERRORIST.

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u/santropy 18h ago

This bozo has no idea what he is doing. He just wants people to think he is playing a long game, a 3-D chess.

Remember, this idiot bankrupted a casino and even when the rule of thumb is the house always wins.

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u/Bassmekanik 10h ago

I believe it was 6 casinos. Not just one.

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u/Morgan-Explosion 16h ago

Most chess is 3D

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 15h ago

Did you know you can play chess on phones, tablets, and computers? What a time to be alive.

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u/BigDaddySteve999 15h ago

The game of chess takes place on a grid of squares that exists in two dimensions. Regardless of the physical implementation of the game, the squares and the pieces occupying those squares, as far as the rules are concerned, exist in a mathematically perfect square of ranks and files on a plane, with no consideration for vertical height of any kind. The squares are two different colors for visual convenience, but all piece placement and movement could be described without reference to square color. The pieces are two different colors to distinguish those belonging to each of the two players, but that isn't a dimension along which players have any control.

This is in contrast to the originally fictional game of 3D chess shown in the original series of Star Trek.

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u/joerelativity 20h ago

The king's friends must have known beforehand and ended up leaving the market in time.

The ones who will pay the price are the Americans who put their hard-earned wealth in the stock market and, of course, the Americans who will pay all these import tariffs.

Everything is expensive in America while the rest of the world enjoys cheaper trade.

The obvious thing happened: the president, a friend of Russia, who only cares about billionaires and makes everything more expensive for Americans.

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u/Yami350 18h ago

He gave everyone fair warning. I still don’t get what more needed to be said. The guy gave a date and everything.

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u/bobrobor 18h ago

That is actually true.

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u/That_Is_Satisfactory 17h ago

He could have just easily reversed course at the last second, too, because it’s Trump and he’s an idiot. It’s not that easy.

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u/Housthat 16h ago

Yeah, I was expecting him to undo his mess the next day like he had been doing with Mexico. The wound continues to bleed so now we're at risk of an actual depression now.

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u/ItchyAge3135 16h ago

Yeah I still wouldn’t be surprised if he at least partially undoes some of this at some point. If the right peoples’ stocks suffer too much, he’ll risk losing support. Although at this point maybe he doesn’t even care.

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u/really_hate_Ifunny 16h ago

Dude does not give a fuck, these Americans goldfish already gave him his second term he's free to do as he pleases since he's either not getting elected again or he's giving himself a third term

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u/Yami350 16h ago

Damage would have been done. Once this shit got to a certain point there was 0 good reason not to go all cash even if temporary.

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u/Fortune_Fus1on 17h ago

China has to be the biggest beneficiary out of this Tariff shitshow right?

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 16h ago

How in the actual fuck is this not insider trading?

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u/MooseBoys 14h ago

the king's friends must have known beforehand

Eagerly awaiting May 17 which is the deadline for politicians to file their trade disclosures for April 2. Ah who am I kidding, like anyone cares about laws anymore.

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u/brumbarosso 15h ago

Two shit tsars "leading" the world

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u/HGDuck 14h ago

Yeah, could be pretty obvious when you look at who has been selling billions in stocks for the last couple months.... Like another old dude... With a 300 billion cash pile ready to buy back in... I mean it doesn't get more obvious than that: https://fortune.com/2025/04/04/berkshire-hathaway-warren-buffett-president-donald-trump-truth-social-oracle-omaha-video-economic-moves-facebook-twitter-tiktok/

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u/mymomsaidicould69 16h ago

Yeah my 401k value has dipped and so has my children's 529 college savings funds. These are real lives that are being destroyed.

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u/Rabble_Runt 20h ago

Elon even said they planned to do this before Trump took office.

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u/Mikerk 17h ago

They're doing everything they said they would do and people are still caught off guard

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u/BodomDeth 17h ago

Yes, because what they’re doing is so bad and illegal that people thought it’s part of all the other bullshit they say.

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u/arjomanes 17h ago

I don't think anything they say is bullshit. It's tariffs, deportations, and government defunding and layoffs now. But Greenland and Canada aren't just empty threats.

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 15h ago

I don't think anything they say is bullshit.

He literally said he would lower prices on day 1. And that the stock market was at all-time highs because it knew he was about to be elected.

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 17h ago

They're caught off guard because they thought tariffs are a tax on foreign countries, not on the American consumer.

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u/Fortune_Fus1on 17h ago

The thing is, everything that comes out of Trump amd especially Elon's mouths is a big fat lie, the fact that the one time these psychos are telling the truth is when they say they will crash the global economy is insanity

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u/247cnt 15h ago

And specifically that unemployment was too low

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u/DrSpacecasePhD 14h ago

“He’s not going to implement Project 2025 guys. He just flew on a private jet with those guys a few times and praised them in the past. The golden age is coming just watch”

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u/kootenaypow 18h ago

Purposely crashing the economy while blaming Biden.

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u/Quirky-Bag-4158 18h ago

Let’s be real, there’s plenty of people that would buy that narrative. It’s insane.

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u/eamonious 14h ago

Imagine thinking this dude is tight, even as he bloodlets your life savings into his wealth transfer scheme, illegally centralizes fiscal budget under his executive authority, and actively tells you he’s doing it.

Just send him your wife while you’re at it.

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u/Reflectioneer 19h ago

How many people think Trump even knows how to play chess?

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u/The_Real_Manimal 18h ago

That ass hat couldn't even play checkers.

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u/Much_Refrigerator96 17h ago

He couldn't play tic tac toe

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u/crabigno 18h ago

The pigeon version only

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u/MaxCapacity 18h ago

He's just amplifying a conspiracy theory that he thinks helps him.   Haitians eating pets, anyone?  Guy is a moron, he had no plan.   These tariffs were obviously thrown together at the last minute when he realized nobody was going to come begging him for mercy.

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u/agate_ 17h ago

Which is more likely?

1) Trump has a secret evil genius plan ... which he retweets as soon as someone figures it out? Or

2) Trump is an idiot who retweets anything that makes him look smart?

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u/Cookiejam02 17h ago

3) Trump is an idiot who follows plans which smarter and even more evil people have designed (guys like Thiel, Vance, etc.)

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u/damog_88 13h ago

This is the right answer. Now we have to think: Who are the ones making profit from crashing the economy?

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u/one_listener 18h ago

He’s been clear on this since like the 80s. He just thinks tariffs are good and trade deficits are bad. This is like the one thing he’s been consistent on his whole life. All these recent justifications did not influence him back then. There is no master plan.

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u/tacticalfp 16h ago

Truly seems most likely tbh..

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u/Doggoonewild 18h ago

Said it before, will say it again… as someone well off, it was obvious from the beginning this would only benefit well off people.

No I didn’t vote for it.

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u/bighomiej69 16h ago

No that’s what you guys don’t understand

There’s no plan here, he doesn’t even have a phone, an intern or staffer tweeted that

He tariffed an island with no people on it. Laura Loomer got him to fire a team of national security officials.

He’s actually this stupid. It’s like your drunk uncle that watches newsmax is running the government.

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u/tdolomax 16h ago

He's really not. He's tried to pin this on Joe Biden several times today alone. He's grabbing at straws to seem like he knows what he's doing.

He doesn't have a clue

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u/ryandury 18h ago

Imagine the amount of TDS you need to say 'Trump is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers."

This is the truest form of TDS I have seen. It's always been a projection.

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u/no_use_for_a_user 18h ago

I don't have enough coke for this shit.

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u/Sweet-Meaning9874 17h ago

Another casualty of tariffs

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u/monoimionom 17h ago

Why is it legal that a president can act against the economic interests of his country?

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u/bmlunar 16h ago

Playing Chess?!? My Man has bankrupted 7 businesses that I know of off the top of my head!

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u/Snowflake8552 16h ago

More like Trump is playing golf while the reality tv stars he put in office pretend to act like they know what their doing

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 20h ago

Ask economists what the impetus is for these tariffs.

They’re a tool. Will anybody deny the fact that Trump has been exerting pressure on JP and the Federal Reserve to lower interest rates?

Lower interest rates will help trump refinance the debt. Lower cost of the debt service will excuse further tax cuts… for the billionaire and all of his fellow billionaires in his cabinet.

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u/Greedy-Bag-3640 18h ago

you don't lower interest rates when prices are rising. He's creating stagflation and the fed can't do anything about that

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u/Aioli_Tough 15h ago

Actually, rates will lower because, prices rise, consumers don’t buy and save up, and the fed to get that money in the system again, lower interest rates.

Are low interest rates good ?

Are they so good you need to force stagflation as you said, No.

Pre-covid America had hit a sweet spot with good growth, low interest, but the orange fuck ruined that when he mishandled the pandemic.

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 19h ago edited 19h ago

Steven Miller was on TV whining about how there was no income tax until Woodrow Wilson was president.

I expect the administration to promote IRS § 861 argument next.

https://taxfoundation.org/blog/wesley-snipes-and-861-argument/

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u/ChuyStyle 15h ago

The world dont work like that because .... the rest of the world can operate on their own and retailiate in ways that the fed cant save.

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u/wi1lson 17h ago

Dude is playing 4d candyland.

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u/sh0ck_and_aw3 17h ago

So it’s Biden’s fault and also on purpose at the same time. Got it

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u/Southern_Character94 17h ago

So using the office of the president to artificially crash the stock market for personal gain?

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u/LifeOfTheParty2 17h ago

Trump is playing tick-tac-toe while everyone else is playing chess

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u/Impenza 17h ago

Isn't he just purposely creating a recession to lower interest rates? The reserve will lower interest rates if America enters into a recession. Didn't he make all his money on commercial restate in NY in the 90s? So he's probably getting killed right now as interest rates are so high. I'm not American so correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/LadyLovesRoses 16h ago

You’re right. Today he is criticizing Powell because he hasn’t lowered the rates.

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u/Hefty-Field-9419 16h ago

Playing chess with my demented grandfather 👴

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u/Hefty-Field-9419 16h ago

Demented Donny

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u/Thain-Of-The-Shire 16h ago

This is my new excuse whenever I f*ck up 😂.

“Don’t worry guys, it’s all part of my master plan.”

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u/rkaminky 15h ago

He's so smart, people love when you crash the economy and drain 10% of their retirement funds.

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u/ForbodingWinds 10h ago

10%? It'll be much more than that before this is over, lol. A lot of the republican boomers about to retire are gonna learn a hard lesson.

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u/rube_X_cube 18h ago

Ok, then news outlets should say it plainly: Trump is purposely crashing the market.

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u/baby_bambi 12h ago

too bad they’re all getting a cut to make him seem like a strategist

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u/No-Spend7365 17h ago

Donald Trump is a disgrace to democracy. His entire political career has been built on lies, division, and an obsession with his own ego. He has spent years undermining trust in institutions, spreading conspiracy theories, and attacking anyone who dares to criticize him. Instead of leading with integrity, he fuels hatred, racism, and chaos—all while pretending to be the savior of the very country he continues to tear apart.

His handling of crises, from the pandemic to international relations, has been nothing short of catastrophic. He doesn't care about ordinary people; he only cares about himself, his wealth, and his power. He has turned politics into a circus, where corruption and incompetence are rewarded, and truth is buried under a mountain of propaganda.

The United States, once a symbol of democracy, has become nothing more than a banana republic, where the rule of law is trampled by the powerful, and justice is a joke. Trump has turned the country into a place where lies triumph over facts, criminals walk free if they have enough influence, and elections are questioned not based on evidence but on the whims of a wannabe dictator.

Even after leaving office, he continues to poison American society with his lies about the election, stoking violence and division for his own gain. The fact that so many still support him is a terrifying testament to how deeply he has infected the political landscape. Trump is not a leader—he is a national disaster, and history will remember him as one of the most destructive figures in American politics.

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u/Fair_Cartoonist_7559 3h ago

Definitely Trump is an infection for which there is currently no easy cure.

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u/robthethrice 15h ago

No. The market crashed because he’s an idiot. Then he claimed he did it on purpose because he’s a toddler.

Think for even a second.. the stock market has always been his measure of success.

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u/DrewHaef 10h ago

No. Brainwashed Trump sycophants literally spoon feed him excuses and reasoning behind his 3rd grade logic, and he cherry picks whatever he think makes him look smarter. And in this bizarroworld that we now live in, a US president literally manipulating the global economy to get the rich richer is somehow admirable to his wannabe rich middle class lemmings.

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u/Easy_Rooster8000 16h ago

I found an amazing tactic to piss of MAGA. When you run into a MAGA moron who is defending a 2000 point loss in the stock market. Just stop and politely thank them. Thank them for making sacrifices [ fill in the blank with examples ] for YOUR own future benefit. It works great on the poor blue collar maga faithfuls because they will never recover from this.

Just get clever with it and be sincere. I guarantee it will piss them off. I did it 3x already and got the same reactions 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bandita07 18h ago

Yeah chess. Trump is the pawn and putin is the player..

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u/purple_chocolatee 19h ago

i was thinking, drive the market down which then pumps gold, sell a part of the gold reserve (which he confirmed exists), and add bitcoins to the crypto reserve. then bitcoin pumps

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u/darthrexus 18h ago

Is this real? I need to know before I lose my shit.

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u/Corgsploot 17h ago

Lol more a convient narrative. He doesn't have a clue what he is doing. He genuinely thought tariffs would work.

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u/Popular-Jackfruit432 17h ago

He thinks he knows what he's doing. Our market won't recover from this the way he expects.

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u/Proletariat-Prince 17h ago

So his friends can buy the dip.

I thought we all knew what this was already.

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u/juancuneo 16h ago

He's not that smart. "Hey - I meant to walk face first into that door the entire time!" He's a moron.

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u/Worried-Guess7591 17h ago

He just liked the subheading.

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u/BrainsAre2Weird4Me 17h ago

Anybody who voted for Trump because of the economy/stock market who buys this shit is a bitch.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 16h ago

It's Hanlon's Razor Exception:

Hanlon's Razor:  "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Hanlon's Exception: "Yeah, no, Trump's both evil and completely fucked in the head."

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u/MentionWeird7065 16h ago

The claim that Trump is purposely crashing the market to push cash into Treasuries and force the Fed to lower interest rates is a mix of economic half-truths, oversimplifications, and outright misinformation. Let’s break this down properly.

  1. Can a President Purposely Crash the Market?

A president has influence over the market, but not absolute control. Markets react to policies, sentiment, and external conditions. If Trump’s tariffs cause uncertainty, investors may pull out of equities, but calling it a “deliberate crash” is a stretch.

  1. Will a Stock Market Crash Push Cash Into Treasuries?

Yes, when stocks fall, investors often seek safer assets like U.S. Treasuries. This increases demand, pushing bond yields down (which lowers interest rates in the long term). However, this isn’t a guaranteed outcome—if investors panic, they could also move into cash, gold, or foreign assets instead.

  1. Will Lower Yields Force the Fed to Cut Rates?

Not necessarily. The Fed sets interest rates based on inflation, employment, and economic growth. If tariffs cause inflation (which they often do), the Fed may actually raise rates instead of cutting them. The idea that a market drop automatically leads to rate cuts is an oversimplification.

  1. Will Tariffs Make Companies Manufacture in the U.S.?

Tariffs make imports more expensive, which can incentivize local production. However: • Many companies can’t simply move factories overnight—it takes years. • Higher costs from tariffs often get passed onto consumers. • Retaliatory tariffs from other countries can hurt U.S. exporters. • If supply chains are too reliant on foreign inputs, U.S. companies may just pay the tariff or shift sourcing to another country (e.g., Vietnam instead of China) rather than move to the U.S.

  1. Will Tariffs Help Farmers and Lower Grocery Prices?

No. Historically, tariffs hurt U.S. farmers because: • Other countries retaliate with their own tariffs, reducing demand for U.S. exports (as seen in the U.S.-China trade war under Trump). • If China, for example, stops buying U.S. soybeans, it devastates American farmers. • Lower grocery prices are more dependent on fuel costs, supply chains, and climate conditions, not tariffs.

  1. Is Trump’s Move “Taking from the Rich and Helping the Middle Class”?

Not really. While market declines affect wealthy stockholders more (since they own most equities), tariffs act as a regressive tax, increasing prices on goods for all consumers, including the middle class and poor.

Factors That Could Derail This Plan: • Persistent Inflation: If tariffs cause prices to rise, the Fed may raise rates, not lower them. • Retaliation: Countries like China, the EU, and Canada could impose counter-tariffs, hurting U.S. businesses. • Investor Panic: If the stock market sees a prolonged decline, consumer confidence could plummet, triggering a recession. • Debt Markets: If investors lose faith in U.S. fiscal policy (especially with rising debt levels), Treasury demand could weaken instead of strengthening.

Conclusion:

The idea that Trump is “playing 4D chess” with the economy is mostly misinformation. Some individual claims have partial truth (like market downturns shifting money into bonds), but the logic is flawed, the mechanisms are misunderstood, and key risks are ignored.

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u/fallser 16h ago

This isn’t about the market. It’s about him to get companies to beg him for relief and to call him DEAR LEADER. Fuck him.

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u/Double-Worldliness15 15h ago

No, he's playing golf

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u/Godess_Ilias 15h ago

he crashes market so his rich buddies can buy majorities easier in the stock market

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u/Western-Direction395 11h ago

I mean, the guy managed to bankrupt casinos, so I'm sure he's up to the task of bankrupting the world's biggest economy.

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u/Express_Fly_4553 9h ago

Classic dictator strategy to drum up support to invade neighbors or resource rich lands.

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u/npc4lyfe 6h ago

No matter what happens, it's all some greater plan 5000D chess that pathetic, non-MAGA mortals can not understand. We could be drinking our irradiated piss for hydration, and MAGA will be like, "So the great game begins."

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u/Tebolo1848 4h ago

He doesn’t give a damn about his citizens, just helping his right-wing populist buddies in the rest of the world (that’s why there’s no tariff on Russia, Putin doesn’t need help to get to power).

Think about it, he’s sinking the US (and the rest of the world by extension) into a recession and crisis. The only ones benefitting from this are politicians that thrive on crises caused by an external power i.e. populists. He doesn’t care if he starts a trade war, he and his rich buddies will be fine while the rest of the world burns down into chaos (or global autocracy)…

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u/Animalflavour 4h ago

Highest regards to anyone still giving the orange fucktard the benefit of the doubt

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u/Bigstonkspender 3h ago

Too much winning

He needs something to bargain with obviously. Market will recover fast, buckle up

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 3h ago

Sure complained about drops before this.

Typical though that he needs validation and so when reality, that he himself largely guided, doesn't have rom from praise but plenty for blame...just change the narrative. 

Aha my plan was always to shove this screwdriver into scrotum! It's you who has experienced folly!

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u/5alzamt 3h ago

I tend to disagree. He has no clue what he is doing and just tries to give the impression to have an idea. His whole „understanding“ of how the economy and trade relationships work is deeply flawed.

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u/BL4CkL15T3D 18h ago

This motherfucker couldn't play Connect Four.

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u/sarky-litso 18h ago

That is the dumbest possible take on this situation.

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u/nubtraveler 18h ago

Okay, now let's see how it goes when he tries to uncrash it.

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll 18h ago

He’s purposely crashing it, it’s also not crashing, and it’s also biden’s fault all at the same time.

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u/Resident_Text4631 18h ago

He’s just staring at the name board filling his diaper.

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u/lm28ness 18h ago

He's definitely not playing chess more like Tic Tac Toe.

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u/Winter-Butterfly-830 17h ago

Lol you need to start thinking like Russians to understand our administration

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u/Calaverah_ 17h ago

I think this is giving him too much credit. The obvious thing to me is this: he doesn’t know what he’s doing and any press saying it’s a strategic move or makes him sound like he’s doing something smart will boost his ego and get a retweet.

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u/No-Picture-4940 17h ago

There is a difference between a Disrupter and one who craps the bed.

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u/Realistic_Olive_6665 17h ago

What stocks or sectors would be the best to accumulate if this was actually Trump’s plan?

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u/bsmknight 17h ago

Trump is playing 3d chess while we are all playing checkers. Albeit, his board game and pieces are all imaginary, and his opponent is a hunched over crusty, stuffed animal duck with a pull string named Nole staring into a mirror. When you pull the string, it sings a love song to Donald akin to Barney's theme song.

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u/Spinoza42 17h ago

Yup, how else are they going to default? Somewhat wild that Trump himself is now admitting it already though, I hadn't expected that for another month or so.

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u/Iamcanadian85 17h ago

Lol. I love the argument that what he's doing is so regarded, that he must be a genius.. ultimate smooth brain take.

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u/Usernamecheckout101 17h ago

This is like someone claims I am as smart as Albert Einstein, but then I say why not.. I didn’t say it myself

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 17h ago

A guy with a haircut like that doesn’t play chess

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u/Ok_Cook_6665 17h ago

It could be that he's (gasp) lying. How is this China's "mistake" ? Chat is no way to run a country.

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u/The_Bandit_King_ 17h ago

Sir, there is no Charizard in this game

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u/fleekyfreaky 17h ago

His Truth logo is so stupid wtf

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u/zangief137 17h ago

He campaigned on this! Jack up all the prices so demand can’t match, everyone’s poor so the rich snatch it all up since no competition. Boom recover and you have trillionaires. He will strangle the economy the whole ride, he’s too rich to care

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u/nbd9000 17h ago

trump is playing shoots and ladders with a bunch of candyland cards.

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u/ApoplecticAndroid 17h ago

No. He shared because that he will compulsively have to pretend that he engineered this on purpose. It is cognitive dissonance - something happened that was because of me. I do good things. This thing is therefore good.

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u/beinggoodatkarma 17h ago

Trump knew the meteor was coming.

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u/No-Relation5965 17h ago

Time to tell Trump to take his ball and go home.

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u/NickVanDoom 17h ago

everything happening because of this is the legacy of the gop

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u/Big_Tourist_5536 17h ago

He is intentionally tanking the stock market so him and his buddies can buy up the stocks at significantly lower prices, and then all of a sudden it will boom again and they increase their net worth while the rest of us squabble over the table scrapes.

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u/scotts1234 17h ago

Like peewee Herman saying he meant to do that...but somehow way stupider

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u/goblintacos 16h ago

So admission to treason?