r/WallStreetbetsELITE 1d ago

MEME Tired of winning yet?

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u/No_awards_please 1d ago

The sad thing is, EVERY expert on economics and financial markets worldwide has warned that Trump would plunge the USA and the entire world into the abyss with his tariffs. Even his own party colleagues knew it, but the greed for power and money turned them into spineless yes-men.

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u/Necessary_Assist_841 1d ago

How dare you blaspheme against the Holy God of Tariffs? While mere economists cower behind 'data' and 'reality,' the Divine One reshapes global trade through sheer willpower and divine tweetstorms. Collapsing supply chains? A test of faith. Skyrocketing prices? A heavenly tithe. His light blinds the unbelievers, his herd grazes on delusion, and his miracles are best understood in bankruptcy court. Praise be.

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u/MeanBean34 1d ago

Bigly praise! BIGLY!!!

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 1d ago

Do we think after a worldwide recession hits MAGA will finally have their “are we the baddies” moment or do we think their condition is terminal?

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u/imfromthefutura 1d ago

It’s terminal.

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u/PromNightAnchorBaby 1d ago

I know so many, terminal.

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u/TheFunfighter 23h ago

They'll believe it's a plot, and will tumble towards war in their beastlike thrashing to find that nebulous malicious agent conspiring against them.

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 17h ago

it’s like a gambling addiction they are in too deep they can’t accept the loss

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u/Swimming-Salad9954 22h ago

It’ll get better!!! Think of the long term!!! Don’t worry about retiring, Jimbob, your grandchildren yearn for the mines and the Nike sweatshops, do it for them!

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 17h ago

AMERICAN sweatshops baby!

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 14h ago

It’s terminal… they will go completely Jonestown before ever having that moment you mention.. maybe when it’s grapes of wrath level bad, some of the less stupid ones will have that moment of clarity.

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u/qwembly 13h ago

They will always find somebody to blame. Probably the "libs"

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u/nreed3 10h ago

Nope. They will say they inherited a bad economy...

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u/DataCassette 4h ago

They'll immediately figure out who to scapegoat and start hating them for it.

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky 19h ago

Meanwhile conservatives found a new reason for the market crashing and it‘s just coincidentally aligning with umpalumpa holding his bogus flipchart into the camera lense!

They now claim:

„the Stock market was inflated and overvalued anyways and financial experts always said the bubble will burst. Only liberals think stock markets have infinite growth“

I guess it’s a W for Joe, that it’s not his fault anymore for leaving behind a failing economy.

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u/-_-Batman 18h ago

Fok djt

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u/New-Doctor9300 14h ago

Thats the entire point of these tariffs; lower the cost of everything, make companies go bankrupt so that Trumps billionaire buddies can go in and buy signifiant percentages of the market.

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u/LolTacoBell 1d ago

Dumb question, do you have good resources for this? (I'm not disagreeing, I'd just like to learn more, I'm struggling to keep up with both learning the things I need to know and balancing life).

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u/Background-Bad-7510 23h ago

He is allready opening up his umbrella, media are allready making headlines liie: If this tarrifplan fails it will cost the head of Lutnick. Trump will face no consequences at all, EVER.

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u/HardSubject69 20h ago

Imagine voting for this clear as day modern robber baron looking to tank everything and buy it up. We need a huge labor movement so our economy can get out of the massive pump and dump cycle that is designed to filter our tax dollars to the rich. But wait for the bailout to come in 3 years at the end.

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u/gymtrovert1988 18h ago

Trump and the GOP never listen to real experts. They always ignore the consensus of experts.

They always find someone that says it's ok to do what they want to do, and that's their "expert", and it's usually someone that is paid by the people that benefit from their policy, and they aren't respected in their field by their peers.

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u/Zeliek 8h ago

You mean TrUmP DeRaNgEmEnT SyNdRoMe?! 

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u/foxxxer22 7h ago

Can't stop won't stop!

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u/DataCassette 4h ago

"Expert" is jussa wurd fer' meanin' a big city lib'rul, mmmmhmmm. Gitterdone!