r/WallStreetbetsELITE 17h ago

Shitpost Oh, buddy. You've always been a fool and a sucker

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 17h ago

The cult is showing cracks.

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u/ConchFritter33040 16h ago

Sure is. Ted Cruz has come out today saying the tariffs could be “terrible for America” if they remain in place.

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u/Extra-Juggernaut4905 16h ago

dude, Trump insulted Cruz's and half these chud's wives. They ain't coming around, the boot on their neck makes them too excited in the pants.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 16h ago

I worked in the furniture 🪑 business and pricing a 1000 import from China 🇨🇳 would be priced at 1,000 x 2.2 cash prices or financing x2.5 so cash $2,200 or if financing 2,500$

If you put a tariff of 25% that means 1,250 import and cash prices would be 2,750 cash or financing 3,125$$

That’s a 625 prices increase for a 250 tariff aka 25%

We also had American 🇺🇸 made products but they were double the prices ya double the prices if we went over to American 🇺🇸 made double the prices of everything

Is everyone ready to pay double the prices ????? Elon has been having so many kids because we will need the child labor ok 👍

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u/blippos 1h ago

Trump ridiculed Marco Rubio and implied he had a tiny dick for months, these guys have no shame, only desire for power

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u/M2dX 15h ago

Ben Shapiro also went on a rant.

wait... 2 rants

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u/blippos 1h ago

Didn’t he vote for the Canada tariff when the Senate voted to undo the tariffs on Canada? This guy is a two faced piece of shit

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u/spuriousattrition 16h ago

His job was probably threatened

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u/MilitantlyWokePatrio 17h ago edited 17h ago

Good. You should. And most of all, you should be ashamed at the ARROGANCE and complete lack of humility you had for the people who were telling you, with the BEST INTENTIONS, with all the sincerity and effort and preparation, what was coming, and what was best for our country. Liberals doing their best to save you from yourself.

And you, laughed it off because you didn't care, weren't engaged and fundamentally were... arrogant. The disdain I have for the arrogance required from "people" like these to disregard the warnings they were being given is immense.

And this isn't the last you're going to be hearing about this. This tragic blunder is not something we paper over. This isn't "oopsie I made a mistake teehee." People are going to die for this cataclysm and you're only complaining because you are only going to be clearing a mid six figure salary instead of a high one.

And watching it, this is not someone with any humility to see what they did. We must break these fools however we can. They are dangerous and part of the problem.

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u/kineticstar 17h ago

We all saw this coming. There was no surprise. He said he'd do it, and the Fuox news crowd just slurped down that Kool-Aid. Now, they are complaining after they are getting owned alongside the libs.

It's a little late, don'tcha, think!!?

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u/brk816 17h ago

Shit does this mean it’s going back up now?!

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u/SpaceViking85 17h ago

Getting Cramer Whiplash over his 2025 takes

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u/MilitantlyWokePatrio 16h ago

In true cosmic Cramer justice fashion, the inverse cramer has officially collapsed in on itself due to the monumental stupidity of his politics.

So now ironically he has made the perfect prediction, that he was played for a fool, he will never be able to make a prediction again.

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u/Iron0ne 16h ago

Not even an inverse Cramer is going to save us here.

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u/joerelativity 17h ago

Who believes this other clown?

Everything is agreed between them, we should abandon these guys who tell us the market news, it's all between them, in fact everyone knows.

Who are the ones who are harmed? Middle class and poor.

You buy stocks with your savings from years of work and along comes a billionaire like Trump who likes to deceive his public with cryptocurrencies that are real scams.

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u/SpaceViking85 17h ago

Cramer, motley fool (who also recently sucked Space X rocket cock by putting it factually inaccurate hit piece on Rocket Lab), all the big media corporatists are trash. And even people like Tom Lee, who are perpetually bullish, or Burry (i think) who predicted 20 of the last 5 market crashes. Garbage

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u/RavenGentlyRapping 16h ago

Is he going to cry on TV again? Please let this happen!

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u/DavidGQ 16h ago

Was he in a coma 2016- 2020?

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u/nugoffeekz 16h ago

The moment he said he was against free trade and pro-tariffs I bought puts on QQQ

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u/nanotasher 15h ago

See you in Margaritaville, sir! 🍸

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u/Educational-Ad-7278 16h ago

I still give him credit here. At least he ADMITS his fault.

Trump never did...not even ONCE.

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u/SwitchedOnNow 16h ago

Nothing to see here, just Trump ruining another casino.

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u/Che74 15h ago

It's the people who follow what he says that're suckers. He knows what he's doing

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u/ghoul_chilli_pepper 15h ago

And when the market eventually recovers he'll say stuff like he knew it would happen and never doubted Trump. A chameleon that can't change its colors fast enough.

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u/the_sauviette_onion 15h ago

“Feel like” a sucker? Oh buddy, you’re the complete candy shop.

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u/llyrPARRI 14h ago

He's not a sucker.

He gets paid to shill against the interest of those that watch him.

That's why he appears to always get shit wrong, because he's paid to trick YOU to listen to him so that others might benefit.

That's not sucker behaviour, it's predatory behaviour, and he gets away with it because we call him goofy

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u/BOB_eDy 14h ago

Only a fucking moron can trust the Orange guy.

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u/Best-Act4643 13h ago

LOL Cramer hahahahahahaha!

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u/Scared_Answer8617 13h ago edited 13h ago

Shut up, Cramer is a great and useful social entity in social media and should be protected at all cost. what? no I am insulted even by the accusation there is no reason for me to expose how much of my position is short cramer...

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u/SPX-Printing 12h ago

Kramer acted like a school girl when Trump was at Wall Street. Shanda. Turned off the channel.

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u/Minimum-Song4242 12h ago

Cramer has slid into a ditch

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u/dicklord_airplane 11h ago

It brings me joy to see that the Cramer index is still going strong for over 20 years. Nobody has been so consistently wrong for so long. He's the GOAT.

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u/FlatOutUseless 8h ago

Happy Retardation day.

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u/LARufCTR 13h ago

Cramer is a bitch....

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u/grldgcapitalz2 17h ago

breaking news : dick riders mad they didn't get their cummies after being assaulted off the presidential obelisk

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u/PreparationVarious15 16h ago

He is a clown who licks Trump!!! Don’t believe anything that comes out IDK from where!!