r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/OkDescription4243 • 1d ago

Shitpost Help! Does anyone know how to win this game?

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u/PressureSouthern9233 1d ago

“The only way to win is not to play.”

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u/Training-Mud-7041 1d ago

NOBODY WINS!

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u/headlessBleu 1d ago

there are no winners. Everybody loses.

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u/DogScrott 1d ago

Choose the billionaire class during the character creation phase.

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u/Fistwithyourtoes 1d ago

What's the achievement to unlock this class?

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u/DogScrott 1d ago

Rich parents are the most common way to earn this "achievement."

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u/Fistwithyourtoes 1d ago

Whelp better luck next time around, probably better it gets banned though

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u/nanotasher 20h ago

To unlock the Billionaire DLC, the three previous avatars before this one must have b

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u/BlueSwoosh248 1d ago

No, but the orange buffoon who bankrupted a casino says he can.

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u/Doodurpoon 1d ago

When the dollar is replaced by copper pieces and bits of string.

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u/SilverstringstheBard 1d ago

gotta love a keyboard with exactly twenty keys, good old CRACT computers

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u/OkDescription4243 1d ago

It may be AI slop, but it’s MY AI slop!

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u/ExistingBathroom9742 1d ago

We’re already winning! I know because the mango maniac said so!!!

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u/Independent-Pay-1172 1d ago

Buy gold, wait 2 years, buy stocks

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u/KrakenClubOfficial 1d ago

In Middle-Earth: Shadow of War, you'd just murder the Warchief. Maybe politics is different, though.

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 1d ago

Back in the war room, they believe in "acceptable losses"

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u/TijayesPJs442 1d ago

Home of the WOPR

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u/ReLovu 1d ago

What game, like a 1 vs 1 or 5 vs 5 day trading game where both get a set amount of capital and the one who have gained the most by days end win.

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u/valuevaluex 1d ago

US was the only and big winner worldwide. Trust, technology and influence. Never seen a country demolish itself that fast. Who's filling the gap? If I would be Xi, I would definitely go for it.

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u/OkDescription4243 1d ago

For real. The three pillars of American dominance are economic, diplomatic and military. He took out two in one day. Yeah China was floundering with its debt and property crisis and we didn’t throw them a life preserver, we threw em a speed boat.

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u/Best-Act4643 1d ago

Simple, you don't. You wait it out and we either all die together or we persevere!

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u/Goml33 1d ago

max out your kredit card and 20x bear

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u/suneldk 1d ago

It's inevitable

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u/SingularityCentral 1d ago

The "wealthy" character origin needs a nerd.

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u/OkDescription4243 1d ago

Can you have a wealthy nerd character? Best of both worlds.

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u/lone_warrior1310 1d ago

Trump should have simulated this Trade War game , shown to the people , backtest it for many scenarios , his hench man Maask can always write code for him . Now all the money should be recovered from Maask , Trump and all his henchmen and henchwomen too .

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u/Martzee2021 22h ago

Ask Trump. He knows winning... Bigly

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u/Jackson-G-1 22h ago

No winners … Just Looses 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

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u/thewealthtrader 1d ago

No tariffs on BTC. So far so good.