r/Weird • u/Kryczka88 • 1d ago

Hazard, Harry”

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u/Lord_Darksong 1d ago

Hmmm.... not very smart... criminal record... never graduated... I'm gonna say... McDonalds!

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u/Totally-Real-Guy 1d ago

Mmm yes…you belong in THE HALFWAY HOUSE!

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u/y-2ktodd 1d ago

Not cautious... Accident prone... No certifications.... I know what to do with you. Slip-on-floor!

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u/TemperReformanda 1d ago

Construction workers wear it on their head to see if they are going to the poor house, nut house, the big house, the outhouse, or the unemployment office.

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u/RatchetMan001 18h ago

Hmmm tricky, let me see.........House Potholes

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u/InternationalCat3159 1d ago

That title is just 😙🤌

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u/Ok_Mammoth_7303 1d ago

He looks pissed....

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u/Giovanola_Titan 1d ago

I feel like this is the sorting hat for tool brands.

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u/markell4u 12h ago

It tells you what your best construction machine will be.

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u/griffingrl 12h ago

The sorting hat's angrier cousin.

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u/Zaphora13 3h ago

You’re a hazard Harry…this would be the sorting cone