r/Weird 2d ago

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

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i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

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u/FirstPrizeChisel 2d ago

That's quacktastic

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u/MattBluntson 2d ago

You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

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u/LimeadeLollirot 2d ago

CONDITIONER IS BETTER

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u/I_Luv_Adobo 2d ago

If pissin' your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis!

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u/KookieKarnival 2d ago

I'll tell you who ate all those lunches! That damn sasquatch!

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u/SpiderFilledPinata 2d ago

Tallahoo-hoo. Sabadoo. GALOH!

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u/Priestessofthemoon87 2d ago

It's all in the hips...

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u/MattBluntson 2d ago

Wrong movie! lol

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u/ThrowinBones45 2d ago

Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY

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u/Priestessofthemoon87 2d ago

Haha yeah the Swan guy beat me to it "chucks banana peel In front of your truck"