r/Weird • u/RaccoonGangg • 2d ago

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

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i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

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u/jinandgin 2d ago

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u/CountessMcNia 1d ago

I cackled 🤣

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u/Mauwnelelle 1d ago

Lmao, me too 😂

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u/somecanadianslut 1d ago

It just kept going 😭😭

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u/bhorstman21 1d ago

Oh god I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NOVAbuddy 1d ago

Yall got me

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u/ButWhoAmIToSay 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/NOVAbuddy 1d ago

Bish don’t make me cry

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u/ctsr1 22h ago

Has this been solved yet

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u/NOVAbuddy 16h ago

Did cackle. Did cry.

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u/JustAnOrdinaryGrl 1d ago

These reddit posts are always the most interesting, "help here's a picture of my vagina bleeding what should I do".

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u/Haygirlhayyy 1d ago

I exhaled sharply through my nose

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u/Affectionate_Cats 1d ago

But adamant is the color of a metal on RuneScape

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u/JettyJen 1d ago

And Adam Ant is the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention

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u/Pure_Literature2028 1d ago

I saw Adam Ant in concert; he was beautiful. When he walked onto the stage in leather boxers I almost fainted. He stood and delivered!

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u/plantyjen 1d ago

He still looks damn good! He’s aging like a fine wine!

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u/JettyJen 1d ago

Da diddly qua qua! I'm utterly envious! Truly one of the handsomest men in pop music, and such great songs.

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

OP doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - what does he do?

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u/franko905 3h ago

Right ? Seems like a mildly boring way to pass the time doing? No one knows. But I bet its thr reason for the stain

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u/Latigra3511 2h ago

leaves green dots

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u/RaccoonGangg 20h ago

Watch paint dry

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u/tigerscomeatnight 1d ago

"Up and at 'em!" -Atom Ant

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u/Bonti_GB 1d ago

It’s Leprechaun 🍀 💩, I tell yah!

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u/WWDubs12TTV 1d ago

90 is half way to green, or something

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u/amdlinuxx 1d ago

92 half of 99

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u/fatfatpokemons09 1d ago

Trimming addy pl8 for cheap!

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u/Kachelpiepn 1d ago

My main is Zezima

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u/fatfatpokemons09 1d ago

always admired all those 99’s!

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u/Raddatokes 1d ago

First thing I think of every time I read/hear that word 😂

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u/Shagaliscious 1d ago

And you shall find that salt is the taste of another man’s breath, and hard is the way up-and-down another man’s stairs. Dante.

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u/rhonburg 1d ago

adamant isn’t the color it’s the metal alloy itself

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u/Wise-OldOwl 10h ago

Only if u play osrs.. new school got the new groove

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u/Affectionate_Cats 10h ago

I appreciate your recommendation but old school RuneScape is commercialised.

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u/Wise-OldOwl 10h ago

Wait what!

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u/Affectionate_Cats 1d ago

But adamant is the color of a metal on RuneScape

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u/bb1226 1d ago

HAHAHA

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u/Legitimate_Tax3782 1d ago

Best response ever

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u/VanFam 1d ago

This is why I love Reddit!

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u/dziggurat 1d ago

Never heard of that show but I'd recognize Lem from Better Off Ted anywhere

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u/Hothottot 1d ago

Legit made laugh. Thanks

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u/Different_Dark7809 1d ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/wnyg 17h ago

Lmao

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u/Strong_Depth_9777 10h ago

It’s obvious - u have bedleprechauns - similar to bed bugs but less common