r/Weird • u/RaccoonGangg • 2d ago

Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

Post image

i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

18.7k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.3k

u/KermodesMassiveHands 2d ago edited 2d ago

[Edited significantly from initial comment]

MINOXIDIL UPDATE

I initially put an updated theory on here re minoxidil, yet speaking to OP they have only been using minoxidil for a matter of months - whereas the green staining has been for years.

The cat has been with OP for 10 years, I think a lot of evidence is pointing towards the cat.

436

u/tat_got 1d ago

When you have a cat, all the strange things can be traced back to them somehow.

71

u/Soft-Ad1637 1d ago

Could if be green litter from the cats toes as it grooms itself at night?

25

u/TheFace3701 1d ago

I saw a UFO once, it was the cat.

6

u/Kellbows 1d ago

My first thought before reading the breakdown was OP has a pet or a small child. It’s always a small creature. It’s the cat.

6

u/TinyStorage1027 1d ago

I have two, I can confirm.

743

u/False_Ad3429 2d ago

Oh my god minoxodil can be very deadly for cats, just fyi u/RaccoonGangg

207

u/gomicao 1d ago

Shit, this needs more attention fer real! OP don't expose your cat if it cuddles or sleeps with you or on your bed alone.

16

u/RootBeerBog 1d ago

When I used minoxidil, I applied it before bed and wore a hair cap. I applied in the morning immediately before leaving work (wore a visor) and kept my minoxidil, brush for applying it in a cabinet and washed up well.

It’s possible to be very safe with it which I hope OP is doing.

4

u/Horse_Dad 1d ago

Would it be bad form for me to interject here with a hairy cat joke?

9

u/Bit36G 1d ago

I've been getting laser treatments, you can stop bringing it up now

3

u/gomicao 1d ago

nahhh cat jokes are always welcome!

62

u/iamLP 1d ago

Oh wow, good to know! I take oral minoxidil now, but I used to use topical and my cat LOVES to try to eat my hair. Yikes.

11

u/Quick_like_a_Bunny 1d ago

I just hijacked the top comment to say the same thing 😿

4

u/WatercoLorCurtain 1d ago

Just found this out recently and am horrified. Needs all the attention.

3

u/mmm1441 1d ago

And dogs, too.

40

u/smegheadzed 1d ago

So the cat's a Vulcan

86

u/reilemx 1d ago

Cat walks in fresh grass. Then walks on the sheets maybe?

38

u/DeepSeaDarkness 1d ago

Grass green is less blue-ish

37

u/mystifyingfermi 1d ago

Maybe it’s that banjo playing grass?

5

u/DemonicCarrot 1d ago

Underrated comment

4

u/oshaviolation69 1d ago

Kentucky fescue?

0

u/Jedi_Outcast_Reborn 1d ago

Could just be the camera shifting the color.

1

u/Saladcitypig 1d ago

cat eats grass and sneezes or slobbers or spits on sheets?

3

u/Ok-Alternative32 1d ago

I thought Minoxidil was toxic to pets.

3

u/DidSome1SayExMachina 1d ago

I would check the cat thoroughly for fleas. This looks kinda like flea poop

1

u/DontComeLookin 1d ago

I'm thinking the cat litter. Pine litter can turn green once confronted with moisture. Kitty has some stuck in his/her toes hops on bed to groom, OP doesn't notice fragment pieces and goes to bed. Happens to all us cat owners. Just a theory 🤷.

I sometimes sleep with corn fragments from my dude's Grinch fur toesies and I don't even realize it, how he manages I haven't a clue because I make my bed every day! 🤦