Keep finding my bedsheets stained with green little dots

[u/RaccoonGangg]

i’ve been trying to find the answer for this for years. 1. I’m the only person who sleeps in this bed 2. I don’t eat or drink anything in my bedroom 3. I don’t have hair that is dyed or dyed green

I’ve also had these same exact splotches show up blue before too

[u/LaceyDark]

Plot twist .. turns out he's actually a Ferengi.

The green is leaking from his tooth sharpener, which he often falls asleep using.

[u/exmachina64 → u/LaceyDark]