r/WeirdGOP 21h ago

Genital Obsessed Perverts The pro life people are weird

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u/Doc_tor_Bob ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Fighting the Weird 21h ago

Fun fact: The only time abortion is brought up in the Bible it talks about a ritual performed by a priest that will end the pregnancy if the baby is not the husband's child.

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u/creamonyourcrop 19h ago

Jesus doesn't say anything about abortion, gay marriage, trans or lowering the tax rate for billionaires. But he condemns his followers who praise him in public then go out and hate on the poor and foreigners to eternal damnation

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u/Doc_tor_Bob ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Fighting the Weird 18h ago

I just love how the Christian right who claims to follow Jesus ignore everything he taught.

Charity

Love

Forgiveness

Compassion

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

The people MAGA has put all their faith into are doomed.

If I wasn't an atheist I truly believe Trump is the Antichrist. Come on he literally called himself the chosen one.

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u/creamonyourcrop 18h ago

I have been told by an evangelical right winger that good works, like caring for the poor and sick or taking in the foreigner, is suspect in their world. Their pastor warns it is too "Catholic", and Catholic is "not Christian"

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u/uphatbrew 21h ago

Which testament DB???

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u/Doc_tor_Bob ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Fighting the Weird 20h ago

Old

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u/uphatbrew 20h ago

Thanks thatโ€™s what I thought, much appreciated DB!!!

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u/Doc_tor_Bob ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ Fighting the Weird 20h ago

Someone else asked for the book so I looked it up for him. Numbers 5 11-31 if you are interested

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%205%3A11-31&version=NIV

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u/OhShitItsSeth 20h ago

Whatโ€™s the Book, chapter, and verse?

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u/SomeBitterDude 20h ago

โ€œHeโ€ gave us free will but if we want to go to heaven we have to do what he says.

Donโ€™t pull on this thread for too long bc then the whole thing falls apart in youโ€™ll wind up in hell with me and the rest of the science believers.

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u/UsernameUsername8936 20h ago

Plus the bible says that if you're not sure about a pregnancy, you should try and abort it and see if God saves it. It even has the recipe.

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u/JCButtBuddy 21h ago

Well, you see, they have to do god's work because he's a lazy bastard.

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u/uphatbrew 21h ago edited 20h ago

N more importantly way too woke JCBB!!!

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