r/angrycatpics Apr 30 '24

I just woke up! What could I have possibly done?!

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/meabbott Apr 30 '24

Failure to Feed would be my guess.

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u/MC1781 Apr 30 '24

Fed 3 hours earlier. Not sure why I thought that would be sufficient!

17

u/meabbott Apr 30 '24

I'm sure the cat thinks that is malicious starvation. 3 hours indeed.

9

u/I-suck-at_names Apr 30 '24

See if you're gonna feed them early then you have to feed them at their normal time too

2

u/MC1781 May 01 '24

Exactly!! That was my mistake!

39

u/Longshot1969 Apr 30 '24

You know what you did

29

u/Zenblendman Apr 30 '24

U were supposed to be dead…

23

u/MC1781 Apr 30 '24

He’s like god dammit she woke up 🙄

8

u/CmanHerrintan Apr 30 '24

Came here to say this lol. You woke up was what you did.

3

u/sixninefortytwo May 01 '24

😹😹😹

19

u/Autumn_Moon22 Apr 30 '24

You dared to sleep for hours.  Time spent sleeping is time spent not serving the cat.  There are rules.

You will pay for your insolence, human. :)

5

u/Rockarola55 Apr 30 '24

I work nights and spend my days sleeping.

My cat would look at me like that if I dared to wake up too early...only difference being that she would lay on my chest, so I'd get that look from way too close 😳

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u/Sidpea24 Apr 30 '24

You breathed too hard at some point

2

u/MC1781 May 02 '24

He actually gets annoyed if I cough! I’ll cough, he’ll meow with a “will you shut the fuck up?!!” tone. Good times

7

u/Sweet_Buy_4908 Apr 30 '24

You opened your eyes before he finished what he was getting ready to do.

6

u/BruceHoratioWayne Apr 30 '24

"I... need... BELLY RUBS!!"

4

u/WallabyTedsBrother Apr 30 '24

It's his birthday and he can't find any presents.

5

u/Feisty_Reason_6870 Apr 30 '24

I’m going with food too. Mine walks all over me until I wake up. So I’ll watch tv for several hours before I feed him. My little revenge! He’s a beautiful cat!

4

u/Saxy1973 Apr 30 '24

Er, hello! You were asleep, you should know full well your time should be spent worshipping, entertaining and feeding cats. No wonder she looks pissed, you need to pull your socks up.

3

u/Putrid-Home404 Apr 30 '24

Nothing, just going through your wallet…

3

u/Mad-Dog20-20 Apr 30 '24

Killer says "hi"

3

u/5155562046 Apr 30 '24

Doesn’t matter, you’re gonna pay for it tho

3

u/Michelle_akaYouBitch May 01 '24

You obviously didn’t have the proper sacrifice ready to dedicate to your feline overlord!

3

u/ImplementAgile2945 May 01 '24

Breakfast is 7 seconds late ..

2

u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Apr 30 '24

Not awake 10 min ago!

2

u/DamNamesTaken11 Apr 30 '24

You were a quectosecond too late dispensing the food.

2

u/MC1781 Apr 30 '24

You guys crack me up! Every reason is better than the next!

2

u/lagniappe68 Apr 30 '24

Doesn’t matter. Apologize and give treats.

2

u/OtherThumbs Apr 30 '24

You woke up. You weren't supposed to wake up.

2

u/Nightshaddow1 Apr 30 '24

You woke up... that's what ya did

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Neglected him by daring to sleep

2

u/YaxK9 Apr 30 '24

Existing. Damn u n claw u!

2

u/dmriggs May 01 '24

Kitty obviously needed some more privacy! What were you thinking?

2

u/Pop-Forward May 01 '24

This is of course the death or feeding look. Try to ignore it if you’ve feed it within the last 10 minutes. Hopefully it will get distracted by something. Maybe just move your foot a bit under the covers. That should be enough.

2

u/pjkioh May 01 '24

Just general plotting while you sleep lol.

2

u/MC1781 May 01 '24

The usual…

2

u/didcokeoncenlovedit May 01 '24

He was making sure that your stil breathing

2

u/meradiostalker May 01 '24

I don't know what you did but cat does!

2

u/EWH733 May 01 '24

Six to seven hours without any offerings?!?! You might want to put a pillow on your crotch really fast!!!

2

u/Able-Bowler-2429 May 02 '24

You stole her oxygen.

2

u/Hebegebe101 May 01 '24

Idk , but the cat seems to know .

1

u/TheNinjaPixie Apr 30 '24

Cats can see your dreams.