r/angrycatpics May 26 '24

Pickles assaulted a child

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A local rescue posted this, the people love Pickles

3.6k Upvotes

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u/instafunkpunk May 27 '24

I heard the kid had it coming. Just saying.

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u/cstmoore May 27 '24

He only had himself to blame.

77

u/CrazyCatLady1234567 May 27 '24

If you'd have been there

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u/Brave-Appointment995 May 27 '24

If you'd have seen it

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 May 27 '24

I betcha you woulda done the same 

58

u/MassiveBuzzkill May 27 '24

Pop, six, SCRATCH, uh-uh, Cicero, Pickles.

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u/LordOfFudge May 27 '24

He ran into my claw! He ran into my claw 10 times!

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u/jakehood47 May 28 '24

I told him, "you pspspsps one more time... and he did."

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u/ChetManley25 May 27 '24

What was he wearing?

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u/EmotionalPizza6432 May 27 '24

The kid just gets him so angry sometimes.

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u/APuffyCloudSky May 27 '24

Kids can be jerks. I'm Team Pickles.

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u/hooligan-6318 May 27 '24

My very first thought, what did the kid do to the cat?

57

u/zeke235 May 27 '24

If it was a dog, I'd immediately assume the kid did something. With a cat, it could've been that she didn't like his face, so she smacked it.

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u/jakehood47 May 28 '24

Shoulda had a different face

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u/MandMs55 May 28 '24

Exactly, that's what I keep telling these people, yet nobody ever listens to me

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u/emaline5678 May 27 '24

Team Pickles all the way!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

Lmao as if cats ever need an actual reason to be assholes

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u/Miss_Milk_Tea May 27 '24

Aww I hope Pickles finds her perfect childfree home. My cat hates children but luckily our nieces have their own cat to love so they don’t try to pet her.

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 May 27 '24

I didn't realise my cat hated children until my friend came to visit with her daughter. They have pets, so she knew how to behave. My cat didn't give her a chance and ran and hid under my bed until they left!

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u/Hoboforeternity May 27 '24

Cats dont hate children. They hate children who dont know boundaries and treat cats like dogs. One of my cousin have dog in their house and she treated my cat like one and my cat hates my cousin.

One other cousin doesnt have pets, but i taught him how to treat cats with respect and boundaries and my cat tolerate him petting even.

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u/Miss_Milk_Tea May 27 '24

My cat unfortunately hates my eldest niece because she’s loud and there’s nothing my cat hates worse than loud noises. Garbage truck? Enemy. Thunder? Enemy. Niece laughing or shrieking? Enemy. She’s a great kid but my cat just plain won’t accept her even though she’s very nice to her own cat, she’s just a grouch lol

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u/CircaInfinity May 27 '24

Yeah my cat can’t stand loud noises so my SIL little siblings are intolerable to him.

2

u/AuroraHorealis May 29 '24

Some cats absolutely do not do well around even the most polite, unhandsy kids. My old girl Pandora followed my little sister (14 at the time) around my apartment smacking the shit out of her when she came to visit back in the day just for shits and giggles. When little sis came back to visit as an adult, Pandora was on her lap the entire time. Pandora just straight-up didn't like squeakers in her lobby.

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u/jakehood47 May 28 '24

I have a Siamese who is super social and loves any attention, including me pretending her head is a cheeseburger and playing the Wipeout drum solo a la spankin' da butt. Your cousin could probably be alright with mine lol. I do have to remember that other peoples' cats are likely not weirdos like mine when I visit them haha

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

That’s not true at all lol acting like you know how all cats act. I’ve seen cats go insane and attack people completely unprovoked. There are cats who are just feral assholes for no reason

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u/No_Use_4371 May 29 '24

I've never seen that and I took care of a feral colony. Cats attack out of fear or a threat. They will give affection when they trust you. If a cat "goes insane and attacks people for no reason" it probably has rabies.

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u/Connect-Internal May 27 '24

Damn, it’s almost like a child is a mini version of a human that is less intelligent. I know that is the parent job to teach the child, but still.

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u/n_daughter May 28 '24

Better than a paw slappin' tho. I call that a win! 😂

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u/Islandcoda May 27 '24

Wake up ✔️

Choose violence ✔️

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u/cstmoore May 27 '24

"Violence" was the question and the answer was "yes."

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u/Compulsive-Gremlin May 27 '24

I need a coffee cup with this on it.

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u/RepoManSugarSkull May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24

Parents need to teach their issue about respecting boundaries. If they don’t, f*ckin’ Pickles 🥒 will.

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u/Future-Philosopher-7 May 27 '24

I’m sorry pickles 🖤

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u/juicer_philosopher May 27 '24

I’m a victim blamer when it comes to cat attacks haha

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u/runfast2021 May 27 '24

Team pickles here too.

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u/BubbaCutBear May 27 '24

Protects me from vile children...where's the adoption paperwork?

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u/Calm-Association-821 May 27 '24

I want to adopt Pickles ASAP! She and I are kindred spirits! I love you Pickles! 🥒💗

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u/AlternativeStuff6590 May 27 '24

Yeah-Kids can spoil just about anything. Chin up Pickles. That was not your forever family. Your forever people will be there soon you beautiful boy!

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u/Feisty_Reason_6870 May 27 '24

r/legalcats and what did this human menace do? Pickles might prefer tamed adults. Or pickles might want to play with trimmed nails. Pickles is a redeemable Void! Chin scritches from me! Love you pickles. Call an attorney at no cost if you feel the need.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties May 27 '24

r/legalcatadvice you mean right?

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Yeah. I’m old. And not tech savvy. Give me some stupid people props and call it even. r/legalcatadvice. Got it for next time.

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u/diditakemymeds May 27 '24

team pickles. he did nothing wrong

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u/elramirezeatstherich May 27 '24

I’m gonna start using tactics like this to market my spicy foster 😂

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u/goodgirlgonebad75 May 27 '24

She is not one bit sorry. I don’t blame her.

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u/BisquickNinja May 27 '24

I don't think remorse is the right word, I think pride is the right word... Pride in doing a good job....😅🙌😭

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u/Mesephonine May 27 '24

Oh pickles

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u/SuccessfulRespect744 May 27 '24

I did the same exact thing 😁

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u/luciebea May 27 '24

Happens to the best of us

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 May 27 '24

I get it Pickles ♥️

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u/JapanDash May 27 '24

Pickles > kids

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u/No-Gene-4508 May 27 '24

Kids are dumb anyways

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u/anOvenofWitches May 27 '24

Kids are awful

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u/Gothiccheese95 May 27 '24

I wouldn’t want to live with a kid either lol

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u/GlitzyGhoul May 27 '24

Oh he needs a roast for sure. 😂

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u/MalditaLalita May 27 '24

Fuck dem kids! 😆

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u/DAGanteakz May 27 '24

I’m with Pickles.

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u/Silent-Field-8815 May 27 '24

Just showing her likes. I guess she's not a fan of little tots she's an adult only gal so now we know

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u/Texas-Dragon61 May 27 '24

Nor should she.

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 May 27 '24

Blood for the blood cat !

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u/puceglitz_theavoider May 27 '24

I have a black lab mix named Pickles, I would love to have a black cat named Pickles too! Even if she does get a little scratchy sometimes.

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u/Sassiee1969 May 27 '24

Mine assaults me every day. 🤣

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u/Hatrick_Swaze May 27 '24

Pickles did nothing wrong. I hate kids too...and I'm a father of 8.

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u/ComeOnOverAmyJade May 27 '24

I hate kids too! I would adopt Pickles in a second if I knew where he was

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u/fairydommother May 27 '24

She’s right and she should say it

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u/ZeusMcKraken May 27 '24

Ruined? More like rejected.

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u/MdnightRmblr May 27 '24

Our boy was a starving stray who liked to rob food vendors. They beat him. He decided he’d get in the action too and attacked them with great fury, got em good. He did that repeatedly evidently, they couldn’t catch him for a while. He was feared. His shelter cage had warnings plastered all over it. He just wanted food wtf. Edit: he loves kids, they’re more tender.

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u/Full-of-Cattitude May 27 '24

"I is da KID here, and I is a ONLY child! " 🚫

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u/The-Real-Pete May 27 '24

We have 7 cats...and one looks exactly like Pickles. All came from shelters. None of them would "assault" a child. They are timid and hide when other people come over. Only one of our cats would react by trying to scratch; but only if the offender was not heeding the hissing, chasing him, trying to pick him up...basically asking to be scratched. Team Pickles...

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u/agnurse May 27 '24

Oh, but what a gorgeous mini-panther, even so!

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u/LadyArwen4124 May 27 '24

All hail Queen Pickles, first of her name destroyer of children.

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u/lilylawnpenguin May 28 '24

As the mom of human children and a Pickle cat, I am confident in saying the child probably deserved it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/VeterinarianPrior944 May 28 '24

Pickles in a pickle

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u/FartingAliceRisible May 29 '24

Cold dead eyes, like a doll’s eyes

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Pickles has to be him at all costs🤷‍♀️

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u/Broad-Fill-9773 May 29 '24

Team Pickles 💯

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Pickles was well with in her right. Sources say that kid had it coming. Plus my cat, who also tries to attack small children, can vouch for Pickles.

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u/Beneficial_Laugh4944 May 27 '24

She didn’t mean to 🥲

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

Some cats when there put in shelters are usually around adults and kids scare a cat sometimes it just happens there's no training for this in shelters that's why shelters fail to say not good with children that would help with adoption

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-3079 May 27 '24

The kid Probably had it coming, she most likely need an older family.

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u/really4got May 27 '24

My mom’s current cat started out as a kitten who grew up to not really like kids, or especially other cats… he’s happy as can be as an only cat with one person and an elderly blind dog… he even catches mice and leaves the bodies on the dogs crate to “help” feed her…

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u/shellshockandliquor May 27 '24

That is an "I'll do it again" face if i've ever seen one

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u/LongingForYesterweek May 27 '24

Pickles has my cat beat, my cat only tried to kidnap a child, not assault one

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u/Tactless_Ogre May 27 '24

Damn, I’d adopt him for that.

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u/AWholeBeew May 27 '24

Good. X-D

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u/xKiver May 27 '24

Probably better they found out she doesnt like kids when they did. Eliminates the return process and the hardship in parting from a new found attachment to the pet can bring in that situation.

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u/Tinamacht May 28 '24

Children can be totally clueless what comes to how to deal with an animal who does not have the same sensibilities that they do, or are lacking. I feel sorry for pickles who now has a bad reputation and she doesn’t deserve it.

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u/ProfessionalLynx5663 May 28 '24

Did Pickles assault the child, or defend herself when the child assaulted Pickles?

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u/sunniestgirl May 28 '24

Pickles is a perfect name for a sourpuss. I love pickles.

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u/dragonbait1361 May 28 '24

This cat knows exactly what makes a comfortable home…Not having to live with any damn kids!

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u/aikosaurusrex May 28 '24

pickles is innocent until proven guilty! where's the evidence? #freepickles

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u/eddiespaghettio May 28 '24

Pickles did nothing wrong

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u/Outside_Ear451 May 28 '24

She was teaching the child a valuable lesson: Don’t provoke, startle, manhandle, or otherwise harm a cat! No remorse needed!

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u/AggressiveDistrict82 May 28 '24

Pickles is just making sure she goes to a kid free home! Can’t blame her at all

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Pickles knows what’s what.

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u/Royalchaos96 May 29 '24

My orange tabby ragdoll that died recently didn't like children because we fostered three children and I was a senior in high school and they would shove them in the litter box by his tail and pull out his fur by handfuls I had never whooped the kids ass that bad

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u/Rios5950 May 29 '24

Kid probably asked for it. Pickles is a G.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Don’t worry Pickles , I don’t like kids either.

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u/ratat-atat May 30 '24

I'll take Pickles.

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u/blakeret May 30 '24

Pickles has no idea what you’re talking about

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u/Anarchyantz May 27 '24

I am sadly really allergic to cats, don't think much of kids either. I would adopt the hell out of this cat!

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u/USAF_Retired2017 May 27 '24

Poor pickles. That tiny human probably traumatized her!!!!

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u/bongwaterthegr8 May 27 '24

the way I would instantly adopt her

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u/1GrouchyCat May 29 '24

Be glad you don’t live in my state because you would be legally responsible for whatever your horrid cat did.

(this site is for angry cats not unstable cats.. )