r/angrycatpics • u/CatandPlantDad42 • Aug 24 '24

Not sure what I did to deserve the double glare.

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u/xscumfucx Aug 24 '24

I hope you're not planning on sleeping anytime soon, for your own safety...

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

I was really looking forward to sleep after working 65 hours driving truck this week lol gonna be a long night.

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u/xscumfucx Aug 24 '24

I'm sorry for your predicament, but I felt the need to warn you. Better safe than sorry.

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

I do appreciate it. Working so much is probably why I'm getting the stare down. "Don't you dare think about moving, dad."

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u/Queasy-Carpet-5846 Aug 24 '24

Or "heard you drove by the world's largest yarn ball? Didn't even attempt to tangle it?"

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

I think Fry, long grey hair, hasn't had any flys to hunt for a few days. He doesn't like raw meat or high quality treats, but flys are his favourite snack. Cats are fricking weird lol

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u/xscumfucx Aug 24 '24

There was a fly in our bathroom the other day. Neither myself nor the cat (Nala) could see it, but we both heard it buzzing about. We both stared angrily in the general direction of the fly buzz noise from our posts (her on the countertop/in the sink + me on the toilet) for much longer than necessary. I had some words with the fly. She had some MMMRROWs with the fly.

We never located the fly...

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

That's unfortunate. I can loan you 2 fly catchers. One chomps them down like there's not a full bowl of food. The other catches them live and drops them on you, possibly the face of you're laying down. Leela thinks they're good human treats..

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u/emptyheadedgoblin Aug 24 '24

That reminds me of a simons cat video that had me howling simons cat - fly guy

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u/xscumfucx Aug 24 '24

I thank you for your generous offer, but we have far too many felines as it is. We've given a few away, but there's still so many. I offer a cat to pretty much everyone that comes around, family, friends, neighbors, cops, pizza delivery people, etc...

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u/Queasy-Carpet-5846 Aug 26 '24

So he's saying you're standard of living is too darn high lol

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u/xscumfucx Aug 24 '24

Or else....bum, buuum, BUUUUM

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u/DowntownEconomist255 Aug 25 '24

That’s so sweet! They love you so much they want to kill you and keep you with them ❤️

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u/lottieslady Aug 24 '24

Can you buy them off with food/treats while you quietly go to bed? They’ll likely find you after third dinner.

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u/WanderLuster72 Aug 24 '24

Apparently you didn’t adequately apologize for your extended absence! Just be glad they aren’t expressing their displeasure like mine used to…urinating/defecating on the bed.

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u/artie_pdx Aug 24 '24

You moved. Ever so slightly. You’re not supposed to do that. You have been qualified as a kitty couch, so how dare you! 😼😼

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u/Confident-Leg107 Aug 24 '24

Don't lie, you know exactly what you did, monster.

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

I do, I forgot treats last night and they don't forget that kind of injustice.

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u/Baked420lol Aug 24 '24

Plot twist. The cats made this post. Owner was ate

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

Am human. Do sad human things everyday. Send treats

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u/Baked420lol Aug 24 '24

Sent popcorn 🍿 lol

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u/CatandPlantDad42 Aug 24 '24

Kit...human happy 😺

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u/Full-of-Cattitude Aug 24 '24

You're breathing too loud for their sensitive ears- you must stop! Hehe! 😆

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u/wolv645 Aug 24 '24

They said change the channel, and they won’t ask again😡

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Aug 24 '24

Birds or you get poo in your shoes!

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u/Alaxbird Aug 24 '24

You exist. That’s enough for them

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u/BeyondTheBees Aug 24 '24

OP are you still alive?

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u/emptyheadedgoblin Aug 24 '24

Jeeze, you offended that ancestry DEEP

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u/jimt606 Aug 24 '24

You didn't change the TV channel, did you?

3

u/Lucky-Month8040 Aug 24 '24

time to change back to the youctube cat videos for cats channel

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u/HugsandHate Aug 24 '24

If you don't know.. They absolutely do.

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u/Berniemac1 Aug 24 '24

You took a breath! 🥹

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u/Thayerphotos Aug 24 '24

Did you feed them on time? If so you were an hour late

2

u/RealDonKeedic Aug 24 '24

keep skritchin mofo and find out

2

u/Consistent-Leek4986 Aug 24 '24

perhaps what you didn’t did

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u/thatbtchshay Aug 24 '24

In my experience this is a glare of love

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u/MissLouise909 Aug 25 '24

Breathing = moving. So no more of those things

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 Aug 25 '24

I’m sure whatever it was, was well earned.

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u/pharaoh-doll Aug 26 '24

They've watched ahead on For All Mankind. They know what's coming.

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u/randyb7 Aug 26 '24

Looks like they asked for a treat and you told them they weren't any!!

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u/kayilovesyou Aug 26 '24

Jeez, are you sure you didn't fart?

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u/Texas-Dragon61 Aug 28 '24

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/Texas-Dragon61 Aug 28 '24

Better figure it out before you do anything else.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

Cause you’re not giving them pets

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u/Amylein17 Sep 17 '24

You farted. Duh