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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld 17h ago
When I win the lotto I ain’t sayin shit but there will be signs. One day I’ll feed all the dogs dumplings you’ll see
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u/MrOopiseDaisy 11h ago
You could probably do it tomorrow if you setup a Kickstarter campaign with the promise to upload daily videos for your backers.
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u/severinks 16h ago
The one blonde bastard got at least 4 times as many treats as everyone else.
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u/NoteBlock08 13h ago edited 13h ago
- Feng-Mi (蜂蜜) - Honey, yellow lab
- Yue-Liang (月亮) - Moon, black lab
- Yin-Tao (樱桃) - Cherry, yellow lab
- Duo-Duo (多多?) - Yellow lab. Hard to pin the name without seeing it written. It's common for Chinese nicknames to be a single character that you double up, but Duo could be a lot of things. If I had to guess it's 多, which means "many, extra, lots".
- Xiao-Hei (小黑) - Little Black, black lab of course
- Xiao-Jiu (小九?) - Black lab chonker. For the name, Little... another unclear singular character, possibly Nine 'cause there are a couple other dogs with numbers for names. Nine as a number is also significant because jiu can also be 久, "long (as a measure of time)" and Chinese people fucking love their puns. The nine / long-lasting homonym is why 9 can be associated with the Emperor (in a "long may he live" sort of way).
- Xiao-Bai (小白) - Little White, yellow lab
- Shi-Qi (十七) - Seventeen, golden retriever. I'm not aware of 17 being notable in any particular way, but there are all sorts of obscure pun based superstitions. Someone correct me if you think it's something else.
- Yi-aaa (一?啊) - Doesn't correspond with feeding a bun. She's calling for Yi, the border collie who appears after Honey gets seconds a moment later. Yi is another name that I need to see written to know what it is exactly but it might be One. Later when this one comes back for seconds she calls them Yi-Yi.
When the dogs start coming back for seconds (and thirds, and fourths) she starts adding "da" to the ends of their name's, which in this context is likely 的, or an apostrophe-s. So "Honey's, Moon's, Cherry's" etc. etc.
No clue what she's saying at the very beginning. The whole thing is done in that universal high-pitched pet voice, so it's a little hard for me to parse. A couple times when they're all coming back for more she slips a "zi ji chi zi ji de (自己吃自己的)" between names or, "Eat your own!" Probably someone getting a little snatchy off-screen.
In total, Honey eats SIXTEEN buns lol.
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u/withmyusualflair 13h ago
🥰 thank you for this. i love "black lab chonker"/ Xiao Jiu!
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u/delvatheus 12h ago edited 11h ago
Okay. I was looking for Tomita and now I'm confused.
Thanks though. Loved reading it.
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u/NoteBlock08 12h ago
Feng-Mi is Tomi, and Tomita is that apostrophe-s thing I mentioned (Tomi-da).
I don't really know how to explain it other than that my ears are more attuned towards Chinese sounds since I grew up with it. English is still my first language so I totally get why everyone is hearing Tomi, but if you listen closely there's definitely a bit of an F sound.
I'll admit it's possible I'm just super off, but I don't recognize tou-mi or tu-mi with the particular inflection she used as any word, let alone one you'd call a dog, so that helped me reject the T noise more easily.
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 11h ago
This was the post I was waiting for! I so wanted to know what she was saying to them. I think I could watch her treat these dogs all day.
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u/doesamulletmakeaman 8h ago
I watched with sound off and was very happy, then I saw this and now I’m much happier. Thank you !
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u/Vaultboy80 7h ago
Thank you, honey eats 16 buns but oddly isn't the fattest one there.
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u/Leftovertoenails 16h ago
look at how polite they all are, getting out of the way so others have a chance <3 so adorable
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u/ShamefoolDisplay 13h ago
They're all fat lol.
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u/Administrative_Bug74 12h ago
Yeah I was thinking “I’d appreciate this much more if they weren’t all overweight”
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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 18h ago
That one golden lab was loosing a chew on each one. The last one was 2 bites lol.
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u/WoodenSwordsman 16h ago
all of them have cutesy pet names. the golden lab is literally just called number 17.
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u/Little_Orange2727 17h ago
This is so adorable! And she can tell each doggo apart!
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u/pop-d0g 16h ago
Is that what she's saying? The dog's names?
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u/Little_Orange2727 15h ago
Yes. And she told them very, very nicely (warmest tone ever) to eat their own dumplings, meaning to eat the specific piece she gave each of them and not to eat another dog's dumpling. Sometimes she repeated a name more than once because it was the same dog that kept opening their mouth for a dumpling.
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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 15h ago
The problem with Labradors is they have no off switch when it comes to food
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u/redbanner1 9h ago
I like that they are behaved well enough to not try snatching the food from the tray, but I dislike that they are being fed way too much food. They all look fat, and one of those black ones can barely get themselves up to get the food. Makes me sad.
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u/DeeBees69 10h ago
The blonde one just sticking to his position and getting all the treats reminds me of myself at an "all you can eat buffet"!
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u/Strange_Depth_5732 3h ago
I used to feed ducks at the park and one duck realized he could open his beak and have the seeds poured right in rather than peck them off the ground. Fucking GOAT
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u/Sacrefix 9h ago
I hate seeing fat labs. They generally have no limit on their appetites, and it's completely up to the owner to feed them appropriately.
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u/RegularBlueberry7479 17h ago
This is so cute but I would not be above elbowing them all out of the way so I could eat some first haha
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u/Caddyman95 10h ago
Every single one of them dogs is grossly overweight, but I guess that's "cute."
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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 18h ago
That one golden lab was loosing a chew on each one. The last one was 2 bites lol.
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u/BK2Jers2BK 12h ago
Why does she keep repeating their names? Is her husband behind her with a ledger?
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u/Gaynundwarf 9h ago
They're all so respectful, waiting for them to give the food instead of taking it themselves.
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u/pharaohmaones 5h ago
Lmao the chonky black one walking further away each time. “Gotta earn em, gotta earn em, gotta earn em.”
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u/Actual_Pollution5915 3h ago
Yeah I’m a new guy can I get a dumpling also.New guy,that was my brother.
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u/Blue2DeChedz 2h ago
Whats to say it ain't eachothers pups or other dog in it!🤣 Regardless they love wooof and meow extra special protein. 🤢🤮
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u/AlbatrossTop1176 2h ago
The white dog figured it out. Just stay there and get a endless supply
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u/Topwingwoman2 2h ago
Glad to see all of us living creatures stuff our faces if offered delicious food.
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u/videogamePGMER 1h ago
What language is she speaking and what is she saying? Counting? Dogs’ names?
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u/quicksilver_foxheart 1h ago
My dog would take one, move it to the back of his mouth, and then take three or so more, as many as he could fit at once. He used to do this with tennis balls, I really dont understand how the fuck he managed it but he had 2 or 3 one in front of the other one time
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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 17h ago
That one guy had had too many