r/animalsdoingstuff 1d ago

Dₑrᴘʸ Home intruder

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 1d ago

Damn, its hooves were up in the air like “I’m not resisting! I’m not resisting!”

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u/neongrey_ 1d ago

Lmao I can’t stop laughing at this

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 1d ago

🤣, thank you. I just listened to it with the sound on for the first time. It’s a great video.

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u/IsisPantofel27 21h ago

Thanks for promoting to put sound on (I keep sound off as routine), I agree - with sound makes it even better!

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u/neongrey_ 1d ago

Ooomg I didn’t realize it had sound. I’m audibly chuckling* right now

*actually it’s more of a cackle

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u/Mauwnelelle 20h ago

"Euugghhhh....eeuuhhhh"

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 1d ago

“Oh, deer.”

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u/canadard1 22h ago

Dear Lord

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u/HaroldsWristwatch3 15h ago

You mean, “Deer Lord…”

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u/Wonderful_Growth_625 16h ago

Maybe it is in pain. The way the person is holding it. But nothing can be done.

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u/Miss_Mustaches 14h ago

This actually made me giggle. 😂

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 1d ago

"This is democrrrrracy manifest!"

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u/Mammoth_Hair1134 1d ago

Rest in peace, king

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u/bumtrinket 1d ago

Proper lol 😂

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u/Tyler-LR 1d ago

S-Tier reference

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u/Proper-Grapefruit363 1d ago

This is so funny. How tf did the cop wrangle like that??

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u/mkreis-120 1d ago

We’ll have to live with the mystery haha

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u/lazinonasunnyday 1d ago

I thought the same thing! Like how was he able to pick it up and carry it without getting head butted and the shit kicked out of him. I’ve seen my uncle get down to bleed out a deer that was shot and down but not dead and that thing sprung up like it wasn’t even injured, head butted him right in the face, trampled him, ran about 20 feet and dropped dead. Later found out he’d been shot through the lungs and heart. They’re super tough when it counts.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 23h ago

So your uncle murders innocent individuals who want to live?

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u/lazinonasunnyday 23h ago

No, hunting isn’t murder. It’s killing for food. You do it every time you eat

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 23h ago

Weird, I can't remember the last time I killed someone for food.

Guess I'll hunt you though, you said it's okay as long as I eat you.

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u/lazinonasunnyday 23h ago

You just pay someone else to do it by shopping for your food at a store. Paying a hitman is the same as doing it yourself in the eyes of the law. Even if you’re vegan/vegetarian, you still consume life. It’s impossible to survive without it. Wake up.

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u/trwwypkmn 21h ago

When they act like vegetable/grain farming doesn't involve mass animal death lol

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u/lazinonasunnyday 20h ago

For real. Or acting like buying meat at a store doesn’t involve killing an animal. I feel like hunting for your own food, and in the case of my original comment, getting your ass kicked by the animal you’re hunting, gives you a greater respect for the animal. It also gives you appreciation for where your food comes from. We all take lives to eat. Even plants feed on once living organisms. Some of them even kill but it’s rare. Unless they’re fertilized chemically, plant food was once alive and I’d venture to say that even chemical fertilizers are synthesized from some kind of life at a certain stage. Nothing is truly unnatural. Nature is all we have, so everything “man made” has to come from a natural source at some point. I think the only things that weren’t living at any time are rocks and water. Anything organic was once alive. I’m curious if anyone can think of another thing that’s in nature that wasn’t created from living matter. Even petroleum is from decomposing life and it’s our main source for “synthetic” materials.

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u/PublicandEvil 20h ago

I am capable of taking a life to sustain my own. I personally give a moment of thanks for them to sustain me. It may be weird, but it is death and life. Everything dies and sustains another. We are simply fortunate enough to understand what is given/taken.

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u/lazinonasunnyday 19h ago

Some people have trouble understanding the life give/take relationship. Your view of actually ingesting meat changes if you hunt, and you can appreciate what was given so you can live on. You give thanks for their sacrifice and position among the food chain. We’re all part of it and I don’t think people are at the top, we’re just really good at avoiding our predators, enabling us to overpopulate. It’s also easier to tie the same appreciation for the life of a plant because it’s really the same thing, except a plant has no chance, they can’t even run or defend themselves. I believe that deserves recognition as well.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

I agree. So it will be alright if I will come tomorrow to eat you for you to sustain me, and I will give a moment of thanks?

I am fortunate enough to understand what is given/taken. It is life and death. Everything dies and sustains another.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

acting like buying meat at a store doesn’t involve killing an animal

I have bought meat zero times in my life. Grew up vegetarian and am vegan. Try again.

Buying meat at a store is worse. Because you're actually selectively breeding, confining, mutilating, forcibly impregnating, stealing babies from, enslaving, torturing, and murdering them en masse.

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u/lazinonasunnyday 9h ago edited 9h ago

Acting like being a vegetarian/vegan is better is also ridiculous. You kill masses of organisms that are helpless and just want to survive peacefully. But you’re willing to slaughter them for your own sustenance. Man that’s terrible.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

It doesn't lol. The number of deaths are far lower than in animal farming because it takes far more plant farming to raise livestock lol. Or did you think animals ate air lol?

Not so funny now, lol?

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

you still consume life.

Funny. I don't remember plants having brains and central nervous systems. Same with bacteria, fungi, etc. Plants are not someone.

Wake up.

If you projected any harder you'd see this on the Moon

u/Cold_Tradition_3638 2h ago

Funny. I don't remember plants having brains and central nervous systems. Same with bacteria, fungi, etc. Plants are not someone.

Okay so just be clear (not attacking you btw). We are not 100% plants can or cannot feel pain. Just because a nervous system and brain is the only way we know of to produce pain, doesn't mean other beings didn't develop similar systems that we do not yet understand.

Probably the more interesting examples are jellyfish, anemones and fungi.

They are not only able to adapt to their environment based on past experiences, but are also able to retain information even if not immediately useful. All this without a brain.

Point being, we don't know if plants, fungi or bacteria are actually sentient. For all we know they could be very much aware of what we are doing to them. The reality is that we know very little of what actually makes a being sentient.

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u/eat_shit_aaand_die 17h ago

Oy don’t start with that shit

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u/dumpsterfarts15 15h ago

Lol yeah you don't kill animals! You get your beef at the supermarket! 🙄

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

Yeah being vegan is totally not a thing... Grew up vegetarian, have been vegan for years. Try again LMAO.

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u/Migacz112 14h ago

Fuck off

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

Leave animals the fuck alone and stop paying for them to be selectively bred, mutilated, confined, tortured, and slaughtered.

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u/nerdyjorj 21h ago

Ultimately I struggle to see why hunting a deer is worse than foraging some of the more interesting mycelia

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

Because deer are sentient, feel pain, and want to live.

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u/danidandeliger 15h ago

There arent any natural predators left to keep the deer population at normal levels. If hunting deer doesn't happen the deer overpopulate then don't have enough to eat and they have disease outbreaks. They also wander around on the roads and get hit by cars and then die slowly on the side of the road.

So in conclusion deer hunting is best for the deer because all of the above is bad for deer.

I'm not a hunter, I just have critical thinking skills.

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u/Trvezifer 14h ago

Yet you probably wonder why vegans are viewed so negatively. Do you really think you'll get someone to reconsider their lifestyle by hating on, antagonizing and threatening them? This is exactly how you turn people away from your cause.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

Yet you probably wonder why vegans are viewed so negatively

No, I don't. People hate being held accountable. People hate vegans no matter what we do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do-gooder_derogation

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u/Trvezifer 13h ago

Nah, buddy. You ARE in the wrong here. You are attacking people for something that they probably don't even think twice about because eating meat is part of nature and still considered normal throughout society and people grew up with it. If you really wanted to make a change, you'd try to educate and reason with them. You can't reach everyone, especially the older and more conservative, but a lot of people are potentially open to it. If you treat them with respect and don't act like an absolute asshole, that is. All you've done here is needlessly attack random people without even making any argument.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

You are attacking people for something that they probably don't even think twice about because eating meat is part of nature and still considered normal throughout society and people grew up with it.

That's a very good reason to hold someone accountable. Segregation used to be completely legal and people "didn't think twice about it because it was normal throughout society".

part of nature

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

considered normal throughout society

https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Appeal-to-Popularity

If you really wanted to make a change, you'd try to educate and reason with them

No that wouldn't change the perception. No matter what vegans do, you'll get angry at us. https://bitesizevegan.org/the-science-of-why-people-hate-vegans/

Tell me, what method should I use to make you vegan and I'll use that.

a lot of people are potentially open to it.

So will you go vegan?

If you treat them with respect

Being direct is treating them with respect. Coddling is the opposite of respect. Politeness and respectfulness are different.

without even making any argument.

Argument is that you would stop killing innocent individuals for a sandwich.

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u/Trvezifer 12h ago

Don't throw your links at me. I'm talking about people in general, not myself. I'm currently working on switching up my diet, thank you very much. But through compassion and learning and reflecting on my lifestyle, not through people demonizing me for the way I grew up.

You are not being direct or holding anyone accountable, you are aggressive, condescending and acting morally superior without bringing a point across except "you're evil, I'm better than you". If you truly believe that you can't reason with ANYONE, keep quiet instead of driving people further away with unnecessary hostility. You're actively harming your own cause, you fucking hypocrite.

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u/ali_mhm 21h ago

Not this again

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 13h ago

I agree. Not this again.

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u/ali_mhm 10h ago

Hunting is different from killing animals in an inhumane way

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u/YanicPolitik 1d ago

Don't kink shame.

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u/GreeneGardens 1d ago

She stole 3 bucks from my house already.

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u/jennief158 12h ago

Ha, I see what you did there. I would upvote but it’s currently at a magic number.

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u/fernofry 1d ago

There's something wrong with that dog. Maybe after he takes it for a walk it will calm down.

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u/Mystigoodoo 1d ago

Screaming "it wasn't me" all the way to the precinct 🙄

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u/memusicguitar 1d ago

He didnt doe it.

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u/SomeDudeWithALaptop 1d ago

Guilt shouldn't be an issue when you have a deer brain. We should understand deer by now 🤣😭

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u/pr0digalnun 1d ago

The lady doeth protest too much, methinks

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u/oldfarmjoy 1d ago

Is it really a deer? I had no idea they yelled like that!

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u/pr0digalnun 1d ago

Me either. It might be a goat

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u/oldfarmjoy 22h ago

Those big ears look a bit donkey-ish, too! 🤷🤣

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u/wizzerstinker 14h ago

That's what I thought it was, a donkey!

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u/mkreis-120 1d ago

Hooves where I can see them!!

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u/SadBit8663 1d ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/gypsysniper9 1d ago

That is not this cop’s first rodeo

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u/Feisty_Elfgirl_5258 1d ago

I was thinking this is probably one of the more cooperative arrests that cop has made

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u/ropeless__homantic 1d ago

Needs a caption; “oh I’m sorry I thought this was America!”

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u/drexsu 1d ago

Come on man, I wasn't even doing anything. Get your hand off me.

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u/SomeComfortable2285 1d ago

Go home Frank you’re drunk!

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u/deep-fucking-legend 1d ago

Don't tase me bro!

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u/seeker46n2 22h ago edited 22h ago

How many people remember that fantastic moment? (Spoiler alert, they tased him)

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u/QueasyHuckleberry566 20h ago

I heard "don't taste me bro!"

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u/verbal1diarrhea 1d ago

How can I convert this into an android contact ring tone? 😁

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u/jaydog212112 1d ago

I had the sound down so I just imagine it screaming Attica

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u/Luuxidx 1d ago

I had to turn on audio for this.

Was exactly what I expected.

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u/Electronic-Glass7822 1d ago

lol, oh my god! I’m glad you didn’t shoot him

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u/Impossible__Joke 1d ago

He's reaching!

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u/Disco_Orangeade 23h ago

"help help, I'm being repressed!"

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u/LuckeeStiff 1d ago

Just like my Frenchie jumping into strangers cars

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u/Gettingbetr 1d ago

Read him his rights!

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u/4DPeterPan 1d ago

“Aaaahhhh, Human Brutality!”

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 1d ago

Sounds like me at 8 years old throwing tantrums

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u/EugeneSaavedra 1d ago

What the heck is that website?

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u/Emotional-Purpose762 1d ago

“Was her idea man..”

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u/scott__p 1d ago

He's innocent!

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u/ContestNo2060 1d ago

9/10 household cats and dogs would be alarmed with that in the house

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u/nRenegade 1d ago

The guttural scream is so authentic

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u/Vampiremayor 1d ago

ice has gone too far

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u/serenityrain85 23h ago

"Beth, I love you, make sure you call the lawyer right now, the number is on the table. Tell the kids I'll be home before bedtime. It's all a misunderstanding, they ain't got no clue what they're talking about. It'll be over soon, I promise. Just can the lawyer. I love you so much... Wait for me"

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u/Ninski0011 22h ago

Oh deer

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u/Capital-Platypus-805 22h ago

Poor thing must be terrified 🥺

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u/Schnitzelschlag 20h ago

Aye, it was before though stuck in a house and trying to leave.

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u/ellieD 13h ago

I watched this 10 times. Loved it every time.

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u/n3ur0mncr 22h ago

You can tell it's AI because there is a cop and he's helping.

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u/No-Educator151 1d ago

I thought this was America!!!

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u/EINHAMMER 1d ago

We're not going to your porn website. Stop linking it

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u/withywoodwitch 1d ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 1d ago

I thought this was Shrek and donkeys house

My bad ...please don't hurt me, I got a family

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u/Grey_Blax 23h ago

"I swear i was running too fast to see where I was going"

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 23h ago

Oh I’m sorry I thought this was America

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 23h ago

Sherrif: "Put your hands behind your head and walk towards me."

Deer: "ÄHH. ÄH."

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u/Unique-Landscape-202 23h ago

“I’d be doin the same shit.”

-my husband

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u/OddRoyal7207 22h ago

" -- A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?"

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u/SuperPoodie92477 21h ago

Is that a kangaroo? 🦘

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 20h ago

deer

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u/SuperPoodie92477 4h ago

I thought I saw a pouch & was wondering WTF a kangaroo would be doing in a herd of deer. 😂

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u/tllrrrrr 21h ago

"I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"

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u/bobr3940 20h ago

Believe it or not the have a 10 code for this on the radio a 10-91 is an incident involving an animal.

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u/mdnghtblss 20h ago

Me after my mom comes to pick me up at a friends place.

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u/Prize_Problem609 19h ago

PUT ME DOWN. I only wanted I nice warm bed

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u/RoyalCharacter7174 18h ago

I'll be the first to sucker punch this devil ambassador

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u/Rebellus 18h ago

Adolescence episode 1 furry edition

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 17h ago

Lol that noise!

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u/Nevermoreacadamyalum 17h ago

I want a lawyer!!

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u/coconuts_and_lime 17h ago

"I thought this was AMERICA!"

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 16h ago

Lmao how he YELLS

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u/PretendCake8222 16h ago

“What? I thought this was America” - Randy

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u/SVB_21 16h ago

Его-то за что? Он просто хотел поесть чипсов...

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u/AR_GhostWolf 16h ago

Aye free my doe it didn't do nothing wrong just saw some kibble was all

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u/Ok_Refrigerator_6066 15h ago

I wonder if it's trying to say, Ooh shit, I'm sorry!

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u/Deamane 15h ago

Am I crazy or would this not be really difficult to pick up this critter like that?? I'm surprised it's not like wiggling around or kicking or anything?? Also aren't they pretty heavy, how is he doing this so casually lmao wtf.

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u/Pepperminteapls 14h ago

Ice detaining another "immigrant"

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 13h ago

Is...is that a deer? I wouldn't expect it to sound like a sheep

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u/Helpful_Shirt_9712 12h ago

"Unhand me you Capitalist Pig"

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u/Lady_Black_Cats 12h ago

I'd love to have seen how this got started. I bet it was shocking

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u/MemoryAshamed 11h ago

The yell at the end was personal

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u/Vogt156 11h ago

Am I being detained? Are you detaining me, sir? (Then he carries me out like that)

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u/4kVX1000 11h ago edited 11h ago

FREE MY BOY HE AINT DO NUN

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u/Forsaken-Study7870 11h ago

Unhand me, you bloody peasant!

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u/lioudrome 10h ago

Hide yo kids Hide yo wife

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u/Same-Development4408 10h ago

Ok what tf is this constant spam about this weird ass website?

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u/CasseroleGoose 8h ago

Are his arms okay like that? Those aren’t pain sounds, right?

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u/Tennex1022 23h ago

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!?