r/aww Nov 28 '15

Polar bear charges cameraman

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14.4k Upvotes

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u/MyOliveOilIsAVirgin Nov 28 '15

It's all funny and games until he breaks down the wall of your igloo and eats all your seal stew.

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u/flickerstop Nov 28 '15

And steals your Coca-Cola, they have a strong addiction to those.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

They like their coke, what can you say?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

That's why they're so white.

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u/ButtLusting Nov 29 '15

but they black as fuck under all that white fur

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u/Xaevier Nov 29 '15

Well so are pimps but I ain't one to judge

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u/something45723 Nov 29 '15

/#notallpimps

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u/Teck_deck_dude_000 Nov 29 '15

PIMPLIVESMATTER

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u/Yokhen Nov 29 '15

pimples matter you say?

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u/PopePolarBear Nov 29 '15

Yeah get those tall pimps out of here

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u/bzsteele Nov 29 '15

Yeah just look at Bill Clinton

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u/RopTamen Nov 29 '15

BAF

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u/griter34 Nov 29 '15

It's the one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER on it.

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u/Cytochrome_Deeznuts Nov 29 '15

Exactly little known fact is polar bears were originally black until all that coke made them look white as fuck

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u/AstroCat16 Nov 29 '15

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u/VolvoKoloradikal Nov 29 '15

That was scary, I'm reporting you.

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u/Chassypoop Nov 29 '15

"I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE"

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u/RedditsLittleSecret Nov 29 '15

That did not make me say, "Aww!"

2/10

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u/something45723 Nov 29 '15

Actual confession actual bear:

I once ate Bambi's family alive and forced the baby deer to watch

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Good God, Don't wake them up!

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u/Kaedacrunchbite Nov 29 '15

They don't like coke, just the way it smells.

Edit; life/like

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u/Proxy_Fox Nov 29 '15

They crave that mineral

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u/WalkTheMoons Nov 29 '15

Freaking coke heads.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Cocaine is a hellava drug.

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u/monkeybrain3 Nov 29 '15

AN the worse part is they smile while having fun with their family as they smugly walk away with the coke.

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u/grumpy_gardner Nov 29 '15

It took me a second too realize you were talking about the commercials... alaska native people drink way more soda than water... maybe not more, but villages often get planes full of soda and nothing else.. it's sad..

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u/King_TaTa Nov 29 '15

Jokes on them, I only drink Pepsi.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/VolvoKoloradikal Nov 29 '15

As long as that's the menu of the local granola people kale vitamin broccoli store.

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u/paszdahl3 Nov 29 '15

Right. It's cute now, but for the safety of future generations we needs to hit this shit with a Russian cluster bomb.

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u/GooniesNeverSayDie11 Nov 28 '15

Lol, watching this loop over and again gives me the feeling that it's not a real bear, but rather some sort of mechanical toy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15 edited May 11 '17

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u/wyldside Nov 29 '15

bears do walk that weird way, though

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u/Smauler Nov 29 '15

My (now dead) burmese cat used to walk that way too. He was generally an idiot.

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u/Narcissistismic Nov 29 '15

You could have left out the "(now dead)" part and no one would've known and we'd all be slightly less sad.

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u/Smauler Dec 07 '15

Then everyone would have wondered why he used to walk that way, but now doesn't.

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u/Smauler Dec 07 '15

It's because he's dead, in case anyone is wondering.

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u/TXhype Nov 29 '15

Polar bears have that distinct walk.

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u/RustaBhymes Nov 29 '15

Yes they do. A bears back foot steps in the track of its front foot. Thats why they look like they are goose stepping

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u/slithymonster Nov 29 '15

It's a video of Knut, or possibly Flocke. Both were bear cubs in Germany.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Source at 0:34

I had to see more!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/horsenbuggy Nov 29 '15

Mudders milk

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u/DJRoombaINTHEMIX Nov 29 '15

God damnit that is cute.

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u/RockTripod Nov 29 '15

I'm gonna be that guy. This little fella's name is Knut, and he died suddenly of a drowning after collapsing because of encephalitis. Brutally sad. He was 5 at the time of his passing.

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u/AksK17 Nov 29 '15

You lie!

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u/noscreamsnoshouts Nov 29 '15

Knut.

His caretaker, Thomas Dörflein.

They were both rather famous.

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u/Lyeta Nov 29 '15

Thomas also died :(

Knut and Thomas were such a joy to watch. I know there was a huge amount of debate about the whole way the Berliner Zoo dealt with Knut. But good lord, they were so enjoyable to watch and Knut was enjoyable to visit.

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u/flubberFuck Nov 29 '15

Fuck that's heartbreaking. ...whyyyy!!!!

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u/froet213kil Nov 29 '15

It's ok. Knut and Thomas is now playing together at Arctic Paradise as much as they want :-)

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Nov 29 '15

That was a fascinating read. Thank you.

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u/RockTripod Nov 29 '15

This is a moment I really wish I was.

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u/AksK17 Nov 30 '15

No! :( why did you have to be that guy!?

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u/ocdscale Nov 29 '15

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u/TCsnowdream Nov 29 '15 edited Nov 29 '15

Is that really how you say Polar Bear in German? Ice Bear?

God I love German.

Ah, crap... I've started capitalizing my Nouns again, do'h.

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u/MinisterforFun Nov 29 '15 edited Nov 29 '15

Oh. It's pronounced as k-noot. I always pronounced it as Nut. I'm nutty.

Edit: Kernoot. As in canoe but with a K and a T.

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u/noscreamsnoshouts Nov 29 '15

Edit: Kernoot. As in canoe but with a K and a T.

Oh, please no. It's a German name. It's just k-noot, as one syllable - but the commentator in the original video doesn't seem to be able to say that, so he adds the e-sound. But it's definitely not kernoot.
Here's a movie about Knut, in German. Around 21 seconds in, his name is first mentioned. That's the actual way to pronounce it.

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u/MinisterforFun Nov 29 '15

Oh? But the little kid in the music video pronounced it like that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

no longer /r/aww

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u/Dizzywig Nov 29 '15

When my /r/aww becomes r/awwman

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u/AuntBettysNutButter Nov 29 '15 edited Nov 29 '15

Every god damn time this gif is posted I forget this, and regret coming to the comment section...

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u/CitizenKing Nov 29 '15

Ruined my day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

It was also captured on video.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

i thought you said kunt and was expecting joke

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u/RockTripod Nov 29 '15

No jokes, only tears.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15 edited Mar 28 '18

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u/PipPipCheerioSon Nov 29 '15

You can totally cuddle with them in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/PipPipCheerioSon Nov 29 '15

You can cuddle them for the rest of your life

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u/onetonfeather Nov 28 '15

Oh my god for some reason that reminds me so much of banjo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/pepelepew69 Nov 29 '15

Probably because of that goofy goober walk it does.

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u/somekid66 Nov 28 '15

Is that real or a toy?

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u/Blobskillz Nov 28 '15

real, was a polar bear in the berlin zoo who got rejected by his mother. he died a couple years later because of some brain disease

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

Yeah, it was anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis. I remember it (well I had to look up the name, lol) because it was the first documented non-human case.

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u/RedeemingVices Nov 28 '15

Aw, dude :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '15 edited Mar 31 '19

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u/p0yo77 Nov 29 '15

You have to be shitting me, please be a lie

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15 edited Mar 31 '19

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u/p0yo77 Nov 29 '15

God damnit

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u/zybthranger Nov 29 '15

Knut was so popular (Knutmania) that there were several songs written about him.
There don't seem to be any good videos of Knut geht's gut so that's just the song. And here is Knut, der kleine Eisbär.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

All Ice Bear friends, are future enemy. -Ice Bear

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u/HeyHoeLetsGo Nov 28 '15

It's so fluffy I want to DIE!!!!!

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u/TBAAAGamer1 Nov 29 '15

it's adorable until you realize these guys are going extinct

then you just want to curl up into a ball and cry.

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u/WalkTheMoons Nov 29 '15

Don't encourage it! This is cute until he rips your arm off and uses it to catch seal for dinner. This is my nightmare!

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u/Skyb1ade Nov 29 '15

I was expecting something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and was super satisfied I got this instead :D

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u/plipyplop Nov 29 '15

Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...

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u/tatertots4u Nov 29 '15

Plop plop plop. So fucking cute.

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u/wcing_team1 Nov 29 '15

Very hard to believe that this adorable ball of fluff will grow up to be any good videos of Knut geht's gut so that's just the way you write headlines.

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u/petersonsarm Nov 29 '15

why was there no NSFL warning on this? I wasn't prepared

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u/robledog Nov 29 '15

The horror some stop the carnage!!!-_-

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u/Rezu55 Nov 29 '15

Literally searched polar bear and it was the first result. Nice repost.

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u/theangrymuffin6 Nov 29 '15

I'm not sure how that camera man survived

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u/lucretiam Nov 29 '15

Fuuuck, tell my wife I love her, and my trip to the arctics wasn't money badly spent.

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u/Bahmerman Nov 29 '15

That's what I call TCFW, Too Cute For Work.

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u/zzgoogleplexzz Nov 29 '15

Waddle Waddle

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u/InsaneFPSGamer1 Nov 29 '15

Ice bear thinks this is adorable

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

They say that by the time you see a polar bear you're already dead

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u/OYeah916 Nov 29 '15

Omg, so much aww!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

There were no survivors.

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u/Pielover1002 Nov 29 '15

Icebear will give you hugs

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u/ricky100123 Nov 29 '15

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u/steveryans2 Nov 29 '15

Forgot what sub I was in when I clicked on this link (came from /r/all) and was delightfully and cutely surprised

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u/Proxy_Fox Nov 29 '15

Where's the bandicoot?

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u/VexingRaven Nov 29 '15

Thought I was in /r/fiftyfifty for a minute!

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u/Pompoulus Nov 29 '15

Until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

i love the comments

thank you so much reddit

you make posts like these 100x better

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

A-gore-able...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

rawr im ferocious

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u/markbrown03 Nov 29 '15

we shouldnt be thinking these animals are cute or aww, that is a killing machine

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u/Rompclown Nov 29 '15

Is sweet and all, until we hit a TNT (especially the green TNT) and we have to start all over again.

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u/TCsnowdream Nov 29 '15

How come we haven't bred tiny bears yet? I want a tiny bear dammit.

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u/imthepolarbear Nov 29 '15

He had treats. What do you expect me to do?

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u/ricdesi Nov 29 '15

doop doop doop doop doop

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u/koobar Nov 29 '15

This is Knut. He died at the age of 4 after he developed mental problems due to captivity.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

haha it looks like a little wind-up toy. "put him down, and look at him go!"

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u/biologizzed Nov 29 '15

Fun Fact: Everyone in this clip is dead now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

If that was an adult it would be terrifying.

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u/hey_bros_its_gerry Nov 29 '15

I was almost afraid to watch. Glad I changed my mind!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

NSFH (Not-Safe-For-Heart)

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

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u/triddy5 Nov 29 '15

My God I hope he survived.

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u/PartyHawk Nov 29 '15

Oh my gosh, did the camera man live?! Why would that guy just let him loose like that? That is insanely dangerous. I hope everyone was okay

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u/ZarqonsBeard Nov 29 '15

How much did he charge him?

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u/red-bot Nov 29 '15

[Major News Media Station] here. We like the way you write headlines. You're hired!

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u/MonkeyManButtJam Nov 29 '15

Its coming right for us!

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u/Brian2one0 Nov 29 '15

This is probably the most reposted gif ever on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

and he thinks, "one day when I hit the level cap and get some epics, I'm going to maul the fuck out of you phaggot."

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u/IDidButIWouldntNow Nov 28 '15

Dear Santa, I would like a baby polar bear for Christmas please!

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u/Rangles Nov 29 '15

hes such a doof!

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u/Delsana Nov 29 '15

Well... That's the cute limit for me tonight.

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u/kinjinsan Nov 29 '15

Very hard to believe that this adorable ball of fluff will grow up to be one of the most lethal land animals on the planet.

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u/jeffreybbbbbbbb Nov 29 '15

HOLY SHIT RUN

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u/NovelTeaDickJoke Nov 29 '15

Scared the fuck out of me. Warn me next time OP.

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u/HeshWantsCandy Nov 29 '15

Target pet /follow

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u/J2Mags Nov 29 '15

Cutest bear ever

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u/King_of_Camp Nov 29 '15

Video courtesy of the Dharma Initiative

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u/PossiblyAsian Nov 29 '15

the difference between /r/aww and /r/wtf

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u/USMC2336 Nov 29 '15

How much did it cost?

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u/PipPipCheerioSon Nov 29 '15

Gumby walk. :3

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u/adc604 Nov 29 '15

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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u/TorsadesDePosts Nov 29 '15

that bear got treated decently, just image if it was a black bear charging, that bear would get maced or shot!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '15

The warmth that brought me on this cold night was truly incredible.

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u/vertigopuppet Nov 29 '15

RIP cameraman

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u/Notjustnow Nov 29 '15

Recreate video in 18 months for a new dynamic.

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u/osmosisparrot Nov 29 '15

It's sad how seeing the same post over and over really kills the brilliance of a video.

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u/touch_my_boobs Nov 29 '15

Charges him with what?

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u/bald_and_nerdy Nov 29 '15

Quick, someone make this a wastedgif.

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u/Ranmalo Nov 29 '15

all hail the baby panserbjorn!