r/badparking 4d ago

Seems reasonable

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u/Big_Monkey_77 4d ago

This is peak.

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u/nopuse 4d ago

Idk. They probably had a few more drinks on the way home.

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u/-NGC-6302- 4d ago

This is repost.

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u/Big_Monkey_77 4d ago

This is peak repost

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u/Ol_dirtybastard91 4d ago

Technically the best parking job seen in this sub. Stayed within the line and the curb, lined up straight, and respected the white line across the rear.

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u/drapehsnormak 4d ago

You know, I want to argue with you, it's just...

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u/pooeygoo 4d ago

A simple misunderstanding

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u/OhioResidentForLife 4d ago

This one deserves a prize, maybe as big as revoked driving privileges for life. Imagine the risk of this person driving.

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u/rossxog 4d ago

I’m gonna remember this one and keep it in my back pocket. This could be useful for holiday shopping when the lot at the mall is totally full.

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u/SignalCharlie 4d ago

Like the hurricane and the Sharpie!

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u/Chaghatai 4d ago

Shut her down boys. This sub is done

I don't think this one's going to get topped

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u/ArchitectureLife006 4d ago

Never say that! You’re challenging fate!!

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u/-NGC-6302- 4d ago

Bro this is a repost

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u/Nalabu1 4d ago

It’s a tribute to Bob Uecker - “Juuust a little outside”.

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u/tenspeed1960 4d ago

☠️🤣☠️

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u/ElonsPenis 4d ago

Stop sign is for the parking spot now.

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u/SuperRodster 4d ago

Within the lines. Just not the right ones.

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u/Silver_Confection869 4d ago

That is a case of the Mondays

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u/TrashMouthDiver 1d ago

JUST a moment!

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u/Ckirbys 4d ago

Well, they’re still within the lines at least

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u/Montessori_Maven 4d ago

I actually laughed aloud. For real.

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u/Jon43140 4d ago

Well, there is a yellow line there. Not a parking line, but a line.

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u/TotalChaosRush 4d ago

Near perfect park job. There's just one issue...

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u/Zefram71 4d ago

Took me just a bit, to figure it out. That's a grade A bad parker!

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u/OutrageousIce307 4d ago

I think they should tow the car, then remove the tires and put them at another tow yard! 🙃🙂Make it as difficult as possible. This person is a menace 😂🤪😜

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 4d ago

Nope. Just a tow and a fat fee. Otherwise they will just think that everyone else is the asshole.

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u/DangerousChip4678 4d ago

What do you mean? I park there all the time. It says stop. So I stop. And park. What’s the problem?

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u/jrs_pdx 4d ago

That’s Andre Dumbass, famous French parking genius.

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u/Otherwise_Title_8864 4d ago

Lines reinterpreted

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u/Viperxp56 4d ago

No, here's a question. I wonder if they backed in?

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u/SwollenPoon 4d ago

I can envision them, backing in, thinking they were all smooth and slick, like an idiot, lmao...

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u/XBuilder1 4d ago

In all fairness, they did STOP lol.

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u/JLB586 4d ago

There is so much stupidity in our country.

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u/ReiyaShisuka 4d ago

I cannot argue against this. :)

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u/Foulmouthedleon 4d ago

It’s hard to tell if some people are just inconsiderate or stupid (or both)?

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u/telophaser 3d ago

Yellow lines are a whole different kind of handicapped spot.

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u/Bloodfoe 3d ago

that's hilarious

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u/rsvihla 4d ago

Doest thou SHITTETH us???

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u/sharpjabb 4d ago

Welp…

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u/PinkPattie 4d ago

"I use the yellow curbs and big white line in back to guide me."

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u/token40k 4d ago

Go away, batin

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u/Ok-Photograph-7002 4d ago

OP just parked his car there for a funny photo opportunity

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u/2020IsANightmare 4d ago

I mean, that actually looks like a parking spot. Could be an honest mistake.

Gimme that over some douchefuck taking up five spots with their rusted out 1992 Dodge Ram.

Or some entitled Karen blocking multiple handicap spots.

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u/Yaughl 4d ago

Someone who does this likely has very poor eyesight. Many places, 20/50 corrected or uncorrected vision is the minimum for driving. This is very blurry and worrying, and leads to things like this.