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u/mammasan3 4d ago
OMFG! It’s little weenied gnats that buy pickup trucks that all they ever put in the bed is groceries. Then they have the nerve to take 4 parking spaces! That’s not even a big truck! I have a Chevy Silverado 2500HD 4 door crew cab long bed, and I can fit it in 1 space with a little hang over. That’s why I always park at the furthest spot from the door when I’m driving that truck. My late hubby and I owned an asphalt maintenance business, so my truck was actually used as a truck. To hall equipment and supplies. This guy will probably never use this truck as a truck, he’ll only use if for transportation. A Toyota Camry probably would have served him just as well.
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u/screwtexas 3d ago
I was a fly in the wall at the gmc dealership that day. Bubba Jenkins walks in and asks the salasman in the most backwoods, red neck voice you can imagine “BOY WEEEE, I NADE THE MURST ‘SPENISIVE 3/4 TON TRUCK YOU GAWT ARB TEH LOT!”
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u/TheBarbegazi 3d ago
Those cars get their paint fucked up and find out they have a slow tire leak a couple days later. Cracks me up too, like, dude, it's a pickup truck, not a Porsche GT3 RS, get over yourself.
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u/theColinator89 2d ago
While I agree with you, have you seen some of the prices on these new trucks?! They can be 100k+ easily
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u/TheBarbegazi 2d ago
They only cost that much because these faux alphas buy them, and most of them are just going to the grocery store and parking at work like the rest of us.
Even in a world where Honda Civics cost between $27k and $50k (Type R), no pickup truck, big or small, should be that expensive.
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u/m3ntallyuns7able 3d ago
I have heard of a douche canoe. Douche pickup doesn’t have a ring to it, but that’s what I am going with.
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u/Alternative-Plum9378 4d ago
I've bumper kissed mother fuckers like that before.
Fuck them. It's always big truck MFers.
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u/TrashMouthDiver 2d ago
Why do they always think their truck is bigger than it really is hmmm 🤔 I wonder
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u/Unfair-Language7952 3d ago
I saw a movie where a guy went into the bathroom in the morning and saw a photo of him sleeping taped to the bathroom mirror. That would be unnerving.
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u/SuperRodster 3d ago
Another undesired transplant in PineVegas.
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u/katmcflame 3d ago
I see 2 open parallel parking spaces someone should use ASAP.
Box the douche in.
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u/summerlea1 3d ago
In all fairness they are overparked onto a motorcycle spot. I sometimes do this at my job (“employee parking” far out in back of an outdoor mall lot) bc I’ve literally witnessed an idiot squeeze a car into that spot side swiping the car parked next to it. Don’t know if that was the owners thought process or if they’re just being a douche canoe.
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 3d ago
That is not a motorcycle spot. That’s a regular car parking spot. This dude took up four parking spots what are you talking about in all fairness.
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u/summerlea1 3d ago
Calm yourself.
Where the curb meets the pavement is a runoff. That space isn’t the same size as the one next to it. It’s meant for motorcycles as these types of spaces are deliberately placed next to islands within a parking lot everywhere.
I’m all about coming for people that park like fucktards. All I’m saying is that it looks like a spot for bikes and that may have been the reasoning for their parking. If it isn’t then yes, this person is an asshole.
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 3d ago
Dude I work in that shopping center and took the picture it’s a regular parking spot. There was a jeep Cherokee and a Honda pilot parked on the other side of the bushes.
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u/Captain_Roastbeef 3d ago
That’s an incredibly sexist thing to say.
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u/Serious_Safety4001 3d ago
It’s what guys with big deck envy say about guys who have trucks they can’t afford
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u/Captain_Roastbeef 3d ago
Imagine if I made a comment like “that sounds like something a small tittied chick would say.” I would be banned from Reddit, protesters would storm my house, and I would be executed.
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u/EndLess_1up 3d ago
That truck cost like 120k USD after taxes and title, I wouldn't even drive it I would just live in it cause that is like a small mortgage.
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u/therealradberry 2d ago
Thanks for showing that it's late at night and there are several other empty spaces just in the pic.
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u/MidniteOG 3d ago
The lot seems empty, so?
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u/Substantial-Dig9995 3d ago
It wasn’t empty when he parked there. He had been parked there for hours.
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u/ausgmr 4d ago
What plate is that
Looks hand written
Is this prick also a sovereign citizen?
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u/Electronic_Cake_1289 4d ago
everytime I see a pavement princess like this I just know they have a micro penis