r/badparking • u/AmbosPuntoyPluma • 3d ago

Um that’s 4 parking spaces during lunch hour

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u/inverness7 3d ago

Park on the left and block their door in. They would have to wiggle their body through the passenger seat to get in

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u/AmbosPuntoyPluma 3d ago

May just move my car

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u/southcentralLAguy 3d ago

Why would I risk getting my car scratched up or dented? You must not have a vehicle.

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u/Idkrntbh 3d ago

Some things the American mind simply cannot comprehend

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u/Ok_Shine7271 3d ago

Then OP gets a huge door ding. And the driver will conveniently not notice.

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u/CaligulaNeverBlushed 3d ago

Don’t vandalize the car and wind up in trouble. They’re on temporary tags, so just bought the car. Leave a note under the windshield saying “I’m so sorry I scratched your car. I swear I wasn’t trying to.” They’ll go crazy trying to find the non-existent scratch.

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u/JiGoD 3d ago

Solid.

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u/Elegant_Potential917 3d ago

But there’s at least one empty spot. I see no problem here. /s

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u/False_Expression9656 3d ago

All for some jagoff carmax hatch.

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u/AmbosPuntoyPluma 3d ago

Facts. All the others I see doing that are trucks. This was a new one for me

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u/Cranks_No_Start 3d ago

I could easily park my truck in two of those spaces...asshole yes but hardly compleltly taking 4.

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u/Bloodfoe 3d ago

rookie numbers... could hit 6 with a proper vehicle

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u/AmbosPuntoyPluma 3d ago

🤣impressed they could fuck it up that badly with such a little car

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u/_Ceaz_ 3d ago

I would park my beater in that spot next to them. Making them have to go in through the passenger side!

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u/AmbosPuntoyPluma 3d ago

I have a beater. I don’t know why I didn’t 😭🤣

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u/Substantial_Step_778 3d ago

I swear when I see stuff like this i have said out load "I almost wish I was in my old beater so I can be a dick right back"😅 all in the hopes they will park better next time🤷‍♂️ Now days, I'm a back of the lot alone parker because people are crazy dumb.. and sometimes just crazy lol

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u/DavieStBaconStan 3d ago

If a person had a smart car they could fit beside the  and block the drivers side door. That would be sweet Justice.

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u/Savings-Kick-578 3d ago

Is that car manspreading?

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u/TheSkepticCyclist 3d ago

Maybe they were getting lunch for 4 people. /s 😉

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u/sethsyd 3d ago

2 of them are still totally usable. Not an excuse, though.

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u/-NGC-6302- 2d ago

If this is the US, any reasonable vehicle could still use either of the two nearer spots

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u/TheSkepticCyclist 3d ago

Looks like the lack spacial reasoning, like way too many drivers, and thought they were closer to the bricks.

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u/ControlProof9137 3d ago

Chefs kiss.

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u/sac_cyclist 3d ago

One for each tire... what's the issue?

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 2d ago

Some people are just stupid. I wouldn't park anywhere near this jerk.

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u/subillusion 2d ago

Just park in front of his vehicle with your flashers on. Then pretend you're waiting for an Uber eats order. They'll have to back out. If they complain, "apologize" and say there weren't any spots when you got there.

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u/jrshall 2d ago

So I'm not really in just my space, but it's okay because I will just be an hour while I have my lunch. I just hope an old beater doesn't park in that space next to me.

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u/zotstik 3d ago

He's probably a heavy drinker

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u/Aesmart82 1d ago

If they didn't have such oversized vehicle they could of fit in just 2 spots