r/blackcats • u/neonovanull • Sep 01 '24

Long Void This Is NOT Intimidating 😹

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Behold, Salem, ruling from his perch, surveying his kingdom (the living room) with the regal disdain only a cat can muster. 😹

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u/LauraLand27 Sep 01 '24

How huge is your kitteh?

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

Adequately Large 😹

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u/LauraLand27 Sep 01 '24

Great job with the Godzilla perspective!

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

Thank you!

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u/omwaartcy Sep 01 '24

Chilling in the watchtower. Looking over his peasants

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

Soaking in every corner of his dominion with a gaze that claims it all

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u/Grimaussiewitch Sep 01 '24

“There! The light house! It has no light upstairs!”

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

Zero neurons have been fired since birth

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

Oh I am definitely intimidated. I am just putting on a brave face to be spared from his wrath

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u/Triplesfan Sep 01 '24

‘The bowl is empty, peasant!’

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

I live by the laws of his land. An upstanding citizen. And all I get in return are judgmental smirks and the smell of tuna breath

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Sep 01 '24

He is very triangular.

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u/CaseyLocke Sep 01 '24

I feel like omen music should be playing in the background.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Sep 01 '24

Our Voids are very judgmental.

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

How fluffy! Very very cute 😸

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

That coat is mesmerizing 😸

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Sep 01 '24

He has grey hairs on his tummy and when his beard grown long as well. I need to keep him trimmed a bit though because he goes in the yard and gets pine needles and burrs in his hair. So everyday I brush him a lot. That might be the reason I’m being glared at by him.

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

I love black cats with light spots. And your cat especially, it looks like a part of a Russian mink coat.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Sep 01 '24

Thank you! His mom is a fuzzy Tortie and his dad is a short haired void. He came from an outdoor cat colony. I was working construction and he would hang out with me as a kitten when I was working so I took him home after the job. I knew his dad as a kitten the year before but he didn’t follow me around like my cat did.

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

A cool cat with some cool lore. I enjoyed reading this. My one was left at the doorstep of my aunt's house along with his 2 siblings by some stranger.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Sep 01 '24

Oh poor kitty. My Tuxedo cat was abandoned by an ex-roommate so I have him now too. He is very cuddly.

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u/neonovanull Sep 01 '24

What a handsome fella! I am glad both of our cats found loving homes.

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u/Downtown-Frosting789 Sep 01 '24

release the kraken!! :)

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u/Tacobeast48 Sep 01 '24

Behold! The Great Void Speaks!

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u/shrikelet Sep 02 '24

Behold, the Meownolith!

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u/brattybumblebea Sep 02 '24

I love getting angles that make them look gigantic. 😂 Makes me laugh every time!

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u/ByzantineByron Sep 02 '24

Second lunch is at 4pm.

It is now 4:03pm.

RECTIFY THIS.