r/blackcats 13d ago

Long Void She could stay like this for hours

1.9k Upvotes

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u/neo86pl 13d ago

r/catsareliquid The cat is melting in your hands! You have too high a temperature and you are melting the kitty!

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

We call her liquikitty all the time. She just goes completely boneless

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u/shwonka 13d ago

Omg my arms would go numb, I love this so much

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Sometimes mine do lol

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u/shwonka 13d ago

As it should be 😭🥰

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u/BronzeAmzn 13d ago

She trusts you 🥹🖤

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

She's such a sweetheart. My kids carry her around like Teddy Bear and she just purrrs

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u/BronzeAmzn 13d ago

She's precious 🖤🥹

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u/creegro 13d ago

Oooo big stretch

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u/thebearofwisdom 13d ago

Heheheheh that was my thought when I opened the picture. That’s one heck of a biiiiiig stretch

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u/plantsproud-laura 13d ago

That is the rare maximum Upsidedown DoozleDaisy™ – lucky you! (Bless your arm muscles because we know the law, you shall grant her this as long as she wants🙏)

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u/dysfunctionalnymph 13d ago

She's a derp. Please tell her I love her. So cute!

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

She says "Meow"!

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u/FelineSoLazy 13d ago

Those are very happy paws

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Very happy paws

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u/SpookedLasagna 13d ago

Sir your cat is suffering from noboneseritis

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

The only prescription is more cuddles

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u/azizaofshapier 13d ago

Lucky. I can only hold my cat for about 10 seconds. He's more of "a jump in your lap and stands there while he forces you to pet him" kind of cat. But as soon as you try to cuddle him, he's out of there.

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Her brother is like that. He will not let me hold him like this for more than a few seconds. But when we go to bed, he comes and aggressively purrs and headbutts us for pets.

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u/azizaofshapier 13d ago

Frank lays on my feet at night and holds me hostage. He also grabs my hand and bites me if I don't worship him in a timely or appropriate manner.

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

He'll does that to my wife all the time 😂

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u/310410celleng 13d ago edited 12d ago

My boy will jump up on my lap, purr, push his head into my right armpit and just stand there.

I can carry him, but I cannot stand still, I have to keep walking or he will want to be put down. As long as I am walking he is happy to be carried, but for whatever reason, he doesn't want to be held stationary.

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u/azizaofshapier 12d ago

Hmmm. I'm going to try walking with Frank and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago

My void likes armpit skritches in that position 😁

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

She loves full chest to tummy rubs when she's like this

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u/Real_Back4921 13d ago

Chillin 😎

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u/scummy_shower_stall 13d ago

Is baby! 🥰

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

She's the sweetest baby

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u/Annual_Crow4215 13d ago

My void also enjoys upside down stretches and then we do a slow dramatic roll down my arms safely to the floor

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

She flows like water

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u/Annual_Crow4215 13d ago

Cats have been and always will be liquid my friend

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u/Lesl3 13d ago

Yes! That dismount

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u/palpatedprostate 13d ago

Voids are such wet noodles

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u/Cat-Lady-13 13d ago

She has some fabulous murder mittens!

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 13d ago

Secretly an orange cat, just like my late boy, LOL.

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u/ChronicBedhead 13d ago

This is the cutest picture omfg she’s so content

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u/Classic-Squirrel325 13d ago

She loves and trusts you so much!

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 13d ago

How adorable. You can see how happy she is 😻 ignore the haters.

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u/Lesl3 13d ago

She dances when he gets home!

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u/TowelieMcTowelie 13d ago

Awwww! I call that kitty yoga! 😍😍😻

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u/Shaunaaah 13d ago

lol my little guy does this too

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u/MissKatieMaam77 13d ago

Awww. Mine isn’t really a lap cat but loves to be held and walked around. It’s my midday arm workout.

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u/jimMazey 13d ago

This is called an "Inverted dangle" on r/danglers.

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u/bozzeak 13d ago

She’s baby 🥺

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u/NebulaGhosty 13d ago

Mine does that too!

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u/Ribzee 13d ago

Oh my God this is like the most chill cat ever

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u/Lesl3 13d ago

She gives us cat therapy to spread the chill

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u/ChelsieTerezHultz 13d ago

Streeeeetch…what a lovey dovey!

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u/Objective-Common-175 13d ago

Full body dangles!!

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u/Blueberry977 13d ago

She is so cute

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u/Advanced_Gas_2887 13d ago

Upside down air biscuits??

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u/Dr__Pheonx 13d ago

:14307:

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u/JonesyYouLittleShit 13d ago

Now THAT…. Is a damn fine kitty right there!!! If she can spend hours that way, then she should spend hours that way!!

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u/roundhashbrowntown 13d ago

🤸🏾‍♀️😂

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u/Medievalmoomin 13d ago

Absolute trust 🥹😊.

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u/KittyKupo 13d ago

Happy feet, claws out 🖤

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Omg really? I'll take it out immediately. You've really opened my eyes, I was living a lie. I'll have to divorce my wife, because she loves it and encouraged it. I see the error of my ways now.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Honestly, to me it doesn't seem that big, I want it bigger. I see others with more conventional sizes and they seem so tiny. But I look at it everyday and it's just the norm. Crazy how your perspective changes because I didn't feel like it was tiny when I originally got it pierced. I'm trying to weigh it down to help stretch out so it's easier to size up.

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u/Born4Nothin 13d ago

What sub do you mod for

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

I don't mod for any subs?

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u/cap10wow 13d ago

Same. You look comfy.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

Thank you

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u/blackcats-ModTeam 13d ago

Rule 2: Be nice

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u/Subwoofer85 13d ago

Fuck off

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

My hearth is in tiptop shape, we just used it all winter.

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u/SolidAlligator 13d ago

Again I don't wanna be mean or anything, and I'm not a "Hit the gym" fitboy guy. But mate you're really overweight watch out, I'm just being honest. Sorry.

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u/Lesl3 13d ago

He has a wife to tell him often. Thanks for the concern, but did you see the cat??

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u/SolidAlligator 13d ago

I could answer to that with something really fked up but I won't because again I'm not here to be an asshole.

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

"I'm not here to be an asshole" after being an asshole

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

I know you don't like to hear it, but this is what peak male physical fitness looks like. Sorry.

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u/SolidAlligator 13d ago

Sure bud

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

I'm not your bud, pal

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u/SolidAlligator 13d ago

I'm not your pal, mate

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u/mattyisminabox 13d ago

I'm not your mate, friend.