r/blackcats • u/TrinixDMorrison • 1d ago

🖤 How do you guys summon your babies?

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If I can’t find Shushu I just go to the bathroom and turn on the lights/fan. He’ll immediately come running but I don’t know why; not like I regularly give him baths or anything 😆

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

Sacrifice a goat, draw a pentagram with its blood, put the corpse in the middle, light a candle at each point, then chant a long phrase in Latin repeatedly until he appears.

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u/shelizabeth93 1d ago

Wait. We summon them? I thought they summon us

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u/shaker8 23h ago

absolutely true facts 😤 if I’ve been at work late, I get this itchy feeling that she misses me, and she’s always at the top of the stairs when I get home

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u/Fit_Stress_7209 23h ago

no matter what, my cat will always be at the door when I come home from work after midnight after my spouse goes to sleep. Even when he’s half asleep.

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u/chris95rx7500 20h ago

oh yeah you're right

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u/shelizabeth93 13h ago

My baby girl summons with a tiny mao and a wiggly paw. If you do not respond to the summons, she will launch herself off the island counter and give herself a piggyback ride. Which is quite painful. It is the lashing for not responding to the summons.