r/blackcats • u/TrinixDMorrison • 1d ago

🖤 How do you guys summon your babies?

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If I can’t find Shushu I just go to the bathroom and turn on the lights/fan. He’ll immediately come running but I don’t know why; not like I regularly give him baths or anything 😆

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

Sacrifice a goat, draw a pentagram with its blood, put the corpse in the middle, light a candle at each point, then chant a long phrase in Latin repeatedly until he appears.

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u/SuzIsCool 1d ago

Crap, I'm running out of candles...

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

You’re running out of candles before you ran out of goats??

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u/SuzIsCool 1d ago

Goats galore, do you need some?

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

Just curious, do these goats come from the severed floor of Lumon?

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u/SuzIsCool 1d ago

But of course, only the best for Kier

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

You better watch out or goat lady will be after you.

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u/SuzIsCool 1d ago

Truth. Can't blame her.