r/blender 1d ago

I Made This Default Cube showed up at my house after i deleted it. Should i be worried?

7.3k Upvotes

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u/tyrion_lanninster 1d ago

Mom, there's blender default cube under my bed

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u/Suttonian 1d ago

just delete it and go back to sleep honey, it can't hurt you

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u/smarmageddon 1d ago

But...but...what if it sub-divides?!

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u/GreenHero_25 1d ago

unsubdivide it

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u/MrMoo70 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Sir_Galavant 1d ago

Decimate it!!!

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u/mrlilliput235 1d ago

Limited dissolve.

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u/NekulturneHovado 22h ago

Delete the object, not vertice by vertice ffs.

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u/smarmageddon 14h ago

Yeah, cuz then you're left with a far scarier ghost-cube.

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u/rtakehara 1d ago

If it’s under a bed it must be tiny, just apply scale to make sure you don’t have a 2 m3 behemoth.

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u/Owexiii13 1d ago

Don't worry there's no default cube under your bed... only a Susan monkey goodnight.

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u/mayyasayd 19h ago

It would've been even more impressive if there were a caveman frozen inside the ice!

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u/Ok_Educator_8026 1d ago

Not even gonna ask, I'll just put this quote into trusty google

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u/RunningBeast6000 1d ago

It wants revenge!!!

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u/alphonsegabrielc 1d ago

It came back to delete you. RUN!!!!!

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u/tRident-1 1d ago

That's not the default cube. That's tluafed ebuc.

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u/RFOK 1d ago

Hush little baby, don't say a word.

And never mind that noise you heard.

It's just the CUBE under your bed.

In your BLENDER, in your head.

Enter CubeMan by Metallicubica

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u/kursedaudio 1d ago

AND YOUR CUBES WILL SOON BE WANDERIN, THE WAY THEY ALWAYS DOOOO, WHEN YOU RENDER SIXTEEN HOURS, THERE'S NOTHIN MUCH TO DO, AND YOU DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE LIGHTING, YOU JUST WANT A TEXTURED CUUUBE

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u/Ruck_Nasty_Inc 1d ago

Disposable cubes by Metallicubica

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u/SonOfMetrum 22h ago

Mecubica

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u/oandroido 1d ago

Nah. Seems pretty chill.

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u/ilgbsomuch 1d ago

You wanna pet it?

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u/Local-moss-eater 1d ago

*pet

*cube is now attentive*

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u/MegaTron505 1d ago

*The cube now stares into your soul*

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u/biggestdiccus 1d ago

You live in a warehouse?

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u/ilgbsomuch 1d ago

Yes

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u/ean5cj 1d ago

lucky bastard

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u/flameseeker40 1d ago

bro got the default tesseract

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u/TheAverageRussian 1d ago

Just throw it some bred every now and then friend

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u/DiceStrikeREDDiT 1d ago

Perception check

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u/KSaburof 14h ago

It`s a trap!

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u/helen269 1d ago

Do you hear the Default Cubes?

The Default Cubes are near.

If you hear the Default Cubes

then turn away your ear.

Do not hear the Default Cubes,

whatever else you do.

For once you've heard the Default Cubes

they'll stop... and look at you.

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u/DevByTradeAndLove 1d ago

Common misconception, this is in fact the default tesseract. Don't look at it directly in its 7th plane as it will see that as an act of aggression.

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u/wanderduene02 1d ago

That's an angry default cube

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u/07CheshireCat 1d ago

The Default Cube have sights to show you.

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u/thegapbetweenus 1d ago

That is not the default cube! Run!

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u/Binzstonker 1d ago

OP running for his life

"It was just a meme, I swear!"

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u/Flaming_Core_07 1d ago

Just pet it.

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u/GraydemonTwitch 1d ago

The struggles of blender users 😔

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u/Tasty_Ticket8806 1d ago

nahh just delete it again.

3

u/BleepBoopRobo 1d ago

I want to drink it

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u/happycrabeatsthefish 1d ago

I'd be worried that your house looks like a back alley shot from the Ninja turtles 80s movie.

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u/LoxillyaLoxilliam 1d ago

Every day millions of Default Cubes get deleted by Blender users upon opening the program. Together we can stop this!

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u/TremendousX 14h ago

what program do you use to achieve the old cam look? great render btw

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u/ilgbsomuch 14h ago

after effects mainly, sometimes even just capcut pc for quick preset effects

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u/Senior-Masterpiece29 1d ago

Brilliant animation dude..

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u/landlord01263 1d ago

idk why, but when entering blender, i delete default cube and make new cube instead of using the default 😭

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u/ilgbsomuch 1d ago

Classic

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u/Traditional_Zebra_33 1d ago

Run, as far as you can

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u/Torklell 1d ago

Yes....

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u/Environmental_Gap_65 1d ago

Bruh.. delete it

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u/Nerahye 1d ago

That's a trap, run!

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u/nascasho 1d ago

All hail the cube 🙇

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u/Plasmabreakdown 1d ago

That wasn't a default cube you deleted, it was a default hyper cube! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALLLLL

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u/GuruMedit 1d ago

You should be good. But just be careful of anything coming out of it (eg: Terminators from the future, or some college kids along with a professor and a singer) These sort of rare occurrences could lead to potential problems and/or the entire destruction of the universe as we know it.

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u/Slight_Season_4500 1d ago

Ehh... happens all the time. He can be pretty stubborn. Just delete him again.

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u/sp_dev_guy 1d ago

This looks like a far superior version of marvels tesseract !

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u/ArlequinSexet 1d ago

It need your boots and your jacket

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u/Nickmorgan19457 1d ago

Only if an exact copy of your face pops out of there

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u/TactlessTortoise 1d ago

It is wooing you. Turn the lights off.

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u/Cotorro-Barbudo 1d ago

Just find another one and place it inside of it, you will create a tesseract, then have fun.

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u/Rowsdowers_Revenge 1d ago

Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

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u/uasdguy 1d ago

He looks mad

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 1d ago

Well did you wrong the cube? Because it looks angry.

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u/haohao_01 1d ago

"come outside, I won't delete your vertices"

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u/CanaryResponsible143 20h ago

I am more worry that you are living on the street. 😂

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u/khaledhaddad197 1d ago

It can't hurt you

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u/Lanky-West-7519 1d ago

Cube: hey, its been a while You: for real? Cube: For real! Im still alive and kicking You: reversed delete technique? Cube: exactly! When you pressed x and then delete, i gave up on counterattacking and poured all my focus into the reversed delete technique ! Easier said than done, i didnt know how to do it up until now, but i realized then, how! Its Even not that hard! You just need to duplic... You: hes blabbing on and on, is he High? ...and thats how you do it! You are going to loose now! You: Loose? Our fight hasnt Even started yet! Cube: Yes it HAS! ( Sb write the rest)

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u/ghost_in_the_potato 1d ago

Do not touch the cube, I repeat DO NOT TOUCH THE CUBE

Many before you have tragically lost their lives to one of these entities. Don't be a statistic!

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u/micsma1701 1d ago

nah. it'll be fine. does this not look perfectly fine to you? bro's just hangin out, chillin'.

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u/Await_type1 1d ago

Blender Wars: revenge of the Cube 🤣

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u/Stoenk 1d ago

nice that you have your dads vhs camera to record it

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u/Ok_Chad_ 1d ago

There’s no need to worry; it just came to say hi!

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u/Witty-Forever-6985 1d ago

Have you tried deleting it againn

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u/Voltasoyle 1d ago

That is not just any cube, it's Cube Prime.

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u/kezhoy_ 1d ago

They are angry

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u/Sarasha 1d ago

It looks very......gelatinous.

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u/mateo8421 1d ago

delete house

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u/Life-Day4312 1d ago

Don't touch it, I did and now I got $20k worth of child support to pay

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u/BigManScaramouche 1d ago

James Cameron called. He wants his default cube from The Abyss back.

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u/VDivaster 1d ago

Click + X and problem solve

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u/DUFFCA21 1d ago

Yeah. You must probably be.

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u/Da_Kool-Aid_Man 1d ago

BlenderCube.exe

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u/blauergrashalm1 1d ago

Cant be the default cube. They only live on Null island ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island )

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u/ep1032 1d ago

I'd be more concerned about the fact that you apparently live in a 1980s VHS tape

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u/angelicafish 1d ago

Yes you should. Now comes the revenge.

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u/KittensSaysMeow 1d ago

Christopher is that you?

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u/bannywarcoz 1d ago

trust me when i say this….it is not the default cube anymore

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u/CommercialMechanic36 1d ago

Cosmic cube!!

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u/varegab 1d ago

that's not the default cube, that's the companion cube from Portal 3

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u/EmmaOM 1d ago

Dont worry, just report it to the admins and type down a command

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u/SnickeringSnack 1d ago

No. There's no point fearing the inevitable.

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u/andrescoto87 1d ago

Run forest ruuuun xd

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u/TonCoder 1d ago

I’m more concerned about your living situation.... might have to hit the road on that Vespa!

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u/refleksy 1d ago

That gonna send you to Minecraft 😜

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u/CosmicSqueak 1d ago

Might be radioactive

1

u/Normal-Muffin5408 1d ago

That's probably just another Terminator arriving.

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u/AssumptionMassive177 1d ago

This is one of those jokes I wish everyone got.

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u/Ball-Blam-Burglerber 1d ago

I double-dog dare you to lick it.

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u/poopguts 1d ago

0 mesmerizing....

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u/Mundane-Back-1606 1d ago

add a boonlean modifier to your front door nextime before it phases thru

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u/Reagilias 1d ago

This is why we delete default cubes... this is what happens once it gains enough power...

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u/UltimateMixing 1d ago

Kneel and obey the all mighty cube!!!

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u/EverIight 1d ago

It just wants to see you one last time

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u/rainliege 1d ago

Default cube is an SCP confirmed

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u/Jerkmeoff21115 22h ago

Tell it to turn into anime girl

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u/Hearcharted 22h ago

Tesseract...

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

Default Cube OF ICE!

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u/CantaloupeRoutine594 21h ago

what a nice colour cube with the background

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u/igno3777 21h ago

doesn't look default.

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u/Mokhtar_Jazairi 19h ago

Was this shot in 1996 ?

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u/faircheck132 17h ago

Man it feels like it's getting more and more power every time you delete it

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u/KSaburof 14h ago

Cubes are safe, just don`t rip their faces.

You are lucky it`s not default Monkey, it has non-manifold razors inside

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u/COMETmet 12h ago

Subdivide him and send him home

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u/northrain04 11h ago

Oh my... t-that's not the default cube, run away, fast!!

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u/Expensive_Kitchen525 10h ago

I deleted default cube, add UV sphere and set it as default scene. Have a little giggle every time opening Blender :D

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u/Friendly_Ad2671 5h ago

"THE NETHER" ahh cube 😭