r/cats • u/_themoonandme_ • Jan 02 '25

Humor What is your cats toxic trait?

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This is Nova and her toxic trait is that she loves to drop her toys in her water bowl and then bring them to me on the bed absolutely soaked–leaving wet spots all over my bedding.

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u/kidnoki Jan 02 '25

My cat has a butter tax. You must also sing and dance the "butter baby" song.

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u/BabytheTardisImpala Jan 03 '25

Butter song and pic please

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u/StrawberryScallion Jan 03 '25

Now, I expect a tictok of this butter dance/song and I want to see the cat in the background! Make sure it’s done by 4pm so I can watch it before I go to my night shift. TY!

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u/kidnoki Jan 03 '25

Mmm I don't tiktok, but just imagine a 30+ year old male making breakfast, and a cat comes up scream meowing until he says "who's a butterbaby. Your a butter baby!" Then repeats "who's da butta baby" as he shimmies rhythmically and slices a little butter into the cat bowl.

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u/Himalayan-Fur-Goblin Jan 03 '25

Please tell me the butter baby song.

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u/KeyWeb3246 Jan 23 '25

Meowza. Thanks for the earworm.