r/cats • u/FoxylayteXz • 20d ago

Humor He Has A Question

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 20d ago edited 20d ago

’Excuse me. Why my bowl only half full?’

…Excuse me ~ something don’t seem right!

n so am gonna ask polite

we hungry little kittens, three

(i hope the human

notice me…)

my tiny paw i hold up high

(cuz Me - i am the Bravest guy)

the tortie - he jes sit n stare,

(the smol brain orange

he unaware)

is up to Me to do the task

so cautiously i do the Ask

‘my bowl, it seems, is just half full’

the human sees -

her heartstrings pull…

i squeeze my eyes shut really tight,

n in the end, she made it right ;}

(i might’ve spilled some on the floor)

but after all

she gave us

more

❤️

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u/bredditandshredit 20d ago

Brand new schnoodle! ❤️

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 20d ago

Been forever since I’ve seen one in the wild, today truly is a lucky day!

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u/June_Fatality 20d ago

the smol brain orange. He unaware.

😆

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u/byu7a 20d ago

So glad we get to see this talent.

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u/Self-Identified 20d ago

Schnoooooodle! I love you and your DoddleDo-love-filled poems! 🥰🌸✨ Thank you for ever tending to my heart accidentally, while filling this world with so much sweetness!

Love and appreciation to you (& OP for inspiring this!) 🫶✨

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u/garyisonion 20d ago

wonderful

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u/kefvedie 20d ago

This is art

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u/One_Bit_2625 20d ago

this is so cute

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 20d ago

7 hours for me! So fresh. Love your talent!

The SchnoodleDoodleDo

The feline creativity of who

Brings smiles to us and emotions brew

As Love is the power that will see us through.

My sincere thanks to you

For all you do.

(A pale shadow of your work i just sincerely wanted to show appreciation. It's a rough world out there.)

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u/Wereleif 20d ago

This is a masterpiece well written friendo!

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u/OnePurpleCloud 20d ago

I haven’t seen a Schnoodle in so long! 😍

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 20d ago

STAWP THIS IS SO CUTEE

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u/Raencloud94 20d ago

Airways love seeing a new Schnoodle 🥰

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u/anon_catpurrson 19d ago

This is why I love reddit. Pure genius creativity like this deserves every upvote!

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u/CartoonistExisting30 19d ago

Take my poor person’s 🥇!

Edit: punctuation

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u/Glad_Researcher9096 18d ago

I have come across a couple of your poems and honestly I hope you right kids books for a living... if not you should. I love your poems.

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u/wheelfoot 20d ago

Tortie is a she, not a he.

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u/Different-Pin5223 20d ago

☝️🤓 Just have some fun