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u/Hakazumi 3d ago
Mood tbh. I like warm meals, this extends to breads. I do not necessarily want to eat a toast every time.
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u/pixeldust6 3d ago
Warm soft moist steamy bread with a thin light crisp on the outside is good! Thoroughly dried hard brittle croutony bread is a totally different vibe (croutons are also good but serve a much different purpose)
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u/Level-Mycologist2431 1d ago
To be fair, you don't call it toast, clearly, whereas it seems OOP is calling their hot bread toast.
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u/Hakazumi 1d ago
Can you not make hc about what I say or don't, that's weird. You're wrong, but I'm not letting you into my house to prove it. Stay away.
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u/Level-Mycologist2431 1d ago
???
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u/Hakazumi 1d ago
> you don't call it toast, clearly
I do.
Now go away.
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u/Level-Mycologist2431 1d ago
I don't know why you're being so hostile, but I'll quote what you said.
"I like warm meals, this extends to breads. I do not necessarily want to eat a toast every time."
If you do not necessarily want to "eat a toast", that must mean that you occasionally eat some bread that is warmed, but is not toast, because you've categorized it as something you want to eat when you do not want to eat toast. My whole point is that the dispute between the OOP and OOP's wife is not entirely ontological in nature: if OOP was amenable to calling their meal "hot bread", the situation could potentially be resolved.
You can argue that this is not necessarily a true reflection of the dispute, the mocking use of "hot bread" may simply be how it manifests, and it is all circumstantial, but I have no more knowledge of OOP's relationship than what I can read from OOP themselves, and my assumption is from that reading.
Ergo, my point was simply that, if you are willing to call it warm bread, as evidenced by you delineating between warm bread and toast in your original comment, then your position may not be something that OOP's wife would disagree with.
I am sorry if I offended you at all, that was not my intention, but I hope this explanation may be sufficient in resolving any miscommunication.
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u/Hakazumi 1d ago
I have a sandwich maker and everything that's coming out of it is a definitely toast. If I pan fry some bread, as I do not have a toaster, that's technically something between warm bread or a toast depending how I made it. But if anyone asked me what I'm having, I'll be saying I made myself some toast with w/e toppings. I'd be pissed if someone tried to call it warm bread too, cuz that'd be something more from a microwave than anything.
English is 2nd language for me and not even my teachers over-analyzed my writings to this degree. Are you autistic? This pedantry is out of place for such an unimportant topic. Tons of people seemed to have understood it, considering the upvotes.
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u/the_bartolonomicron 3d ago
Saw this earlier today when it was only 17 hours old, bonkers nuts getting updates to posts like that lol
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u/Johns-Sunflower 3d ago
right? this is such a twist! now, I can sort of see some truth in one calling the other a "nasty ass" in the replies
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u/pikinchikin 3d ago
I'm seeing this comment 17 hours after it's been posted. I hope you have some good news in 5 years
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u/Agitated-Cup-2657 3d ago
Finally, hot bread representation! I have always heated my toast very lightly so it doesn't get crispy.
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u/clear_burneraccount 3d ago
I am a lightly-toasted bread lover. Anything toastier completely destroys the inside of my mouth.
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u/Nickelnick24 3d ago
God forbid you want to taste the bread and not the burnt charred metal of a shitty toaster.
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u/rosecoloredgasmask 3d ago
I personally like my toast charred to fuck but sometimes a lightly toasted toast just slaps and I'll admit it.
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u/ImprovementLong7141 2d ago
Controversial, I know, but I hate toast. If I wanted my bread hard and burnt I’d eat charcoal.
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u/RigorousMortality 2d ago
Yeah, I'm with his ex-wife on this one. It's not toast unless it's browned a bit. I'm sure she is happier with her new husband while this twat is going back to old tweets about toast.
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u/OshadaK 3d ago
I don’t see the character arc here I’m afraid. They’re still having dog shit hot bread and they still dislike their (ex) wife
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u/effersquinn 3d ago
True but you could imagine a big arc level difference between just taking it for years, thinking it's normal or deserved, versus taking the step of divorce.
But also sounds like the comment she would make on this 😂
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u/Few_Conversation1296 3d ago
Partners playfully mocking each others quirks is normal though.
"Oh noes, she called it Hot Bread, I am devastated at this horrific abuse!"
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u/bad_at_alot 3d ago
It's probably more than just daily demeaning about hot bread... there was probably 16 other things that the ex mentioned daily that bothered them
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u/effersquinn 3d ago
You could do that in a playful way with someone you trust and who knows you're being playful. Or you could do it in a demeaning way where you're criticizing all of their choices, even little ones like this, where you're not sounding playful at all- just annoyed and negative.
I'm sure you could imagine either situation, and then guess based on the context of the follow up which was more the vibe in his mind? She could have even been playing here but in a dysfunctional relationship with too much negativity and criticism, you don't have enough trust for playful teasing to not feel like yet another conflict, or a seemingly light-hearted cover for more ways to put someone down.
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u/Few_Conversation1296 3d ago
Well, I doubt they are divorcing because of how swimmingly it's going, so I had already assumed that there is more to it myself.
I'm also not really interested in brainstorming scenarios where divorce is a reasonable response to someone calling my toast hot bread. You also shouldn't bother, such a scenario doesn't exist, that would be crazy.
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u/justletmeloginsrs 3d ago
I imagine there was a pattern and his wife was annoying all the time but this on its own is kinda funny