r/classicwow • u/Bagofskates • Dec 03 '24

Humor / Meme What's the most unique excuse you've heard for leaving a raid?

A few years back (can't remember the exact raid, version, or server), we were midway through a raid after downing a couple of bosses. Suddenly, one of our newer guild members, a gnome mage, if I recall correctly., chimes in on voice chat: "Sorry guys, I need to go. My girlfriend has just shaved."

We were all a bit confused at first, but then it hit us. Booty call had higher priority than the raid. It became an instant classic in our guild and gave us some great laughs.

You got any good ones?

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u/GIGAR Dec 03 '24

At least he was nice about his greifing

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u/ItsRobbyy Dec 03 '24 edited Dec 03 '24

He meant grieving his father.

Edit: By the typo(*?) I assumed that he thought that original comment claimed that he GRIEFED.

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u/xxFiremuffinxx Dec 03 '24

That's the joke

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u/slothsarcasm Dec 03 '24

R/woosh

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u/ItsRobbyy Dec 03 '24

Yeah, it's a pun. I get it.