r/classicwow • u/Bagofskates • Dec 03 '24

Humor / Meme What's the most unique excuse you've heard for leaving a raid?

A few years back (can't remember the exact raid, version, or server), we were midway through a raid after downing a couple of bosses. Suddenly, one of our newer guild members, a gnome mage, if I recall correctly., chimes in on voice chat: "Sorry guys, I need to go. My girlfriend has just shaved."

We were all a bit confused at first, but then it hit us. Booty call had higher priority than the raid. It became an instant classic in our guild and gave us some great laughs.

You got any good ones?

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u/Athelrad Dec 03 '24

Not in a raid but in a nightly classic sunken temple dungeon group I had to bail out to throw a wild hedgehog out from our dogs fence with shovel.

Dog had started barking furiously in middle of a night at hedgehog rolled up in defence mode. It had sneaked in to fence from small opening.

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u/ShinHatiFanclub Dec 04 '24

This is such a sunken temple thing to happen. I swear it's conscious and has the ability to will things into existence. 

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u/RJ815 Dec 04 '24

BRB SHOVELING HEDGEHOGS

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