r/classicwow • u/Bagofskates • Dec 03 '24

Humor / Meme What's the most unique excuse you've heard for leaving a raid?

A few years back (can't remember the exact raid, version, or server), we were midway through a raid after downing a couple of bosses. Suddenly, one of our newer guild members, a gnome mage, if I recall correctly., chimes in on voice chat: "Sorry guys, I need to go. My girlfriend has just shaved."

We were all a bit confused at first, but then it hit us. Booty call had higher priority than the raid. It became an instant classic in our guild and gave us some great laughs.

You got any good ones?

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u/SomeADHDWerewolf Dec 03 '24

My retail guild died during season 3 of DF, we lost our main tank. One night after clearing the last boss for the first time on heroic he was all just like “Great, that’s awesome, I’m turning my self in tomorrow I probably won’t hear from any of you again.”

We never found another tank. Apparently it was serious weapons charges.

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u/Obelion_ Dec 04 '24 edited Feb 11 '25

roof one nine alive smile aware airport cooing shelter straight

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u/Repulsive_Anywhere67 Dec 04 '24

Underrated comment. Moee funny than what wow posts on youtube.

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u/Berylldama Dec 04 '24

I found out our former resto druid went to jail for manslaughter. Got into a bar fight, a gun got involved. Just total yikes.

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u/Dondaldbreadman Dec 06 '24

No combat revive there