What's the most unique excuse you've heard for leaving a raid?

[u/Bagofskates]

A few years back (can't remember the exact raid, version, or server), we were midway through a raid after downing a couple of bosses. Suddenly, one of our newer guild members, a gnome mage, if I recall correctly., chimes in on voice chat: "Sorry guys, I need to go. My girlfriend has just shaved."

We were all a bit confused at first, but then it hit us. Booty call had higher priority than the raid. It became an instant classic in our guild and gave us some great laughs.

You got any good ones?

[u/Indianamals]

My fucking betta would do this. He survived for hours one time and I found him when my toes touched a sticky, damp, wriggling thing. Roger lived three more years after that

[u/drae- → u/Indianamals]

Go Roger! You're a tank mate!