r/classicwow • u/Bagofskates • Dec 03 '24

Humor / Meme What's the most unique excuse you've heard for leaving a raid?

A few years back (can't remember the exact raid, version, or server), we were midway through a raid after downing a couple of bosses. Suddenly, one of our newer guild members, a gnome mage, if I recall correctly., chimes in on voice chat: "Sorry guys, I need to go. My girlfriend has just shaved."

We were all a bit confused at first, but then it hit us. Booty call had higher priority than the raid. It became an instant classic in our guild and gave us some great laughs.

You got any good ones?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '24

Honestly didn’t realize I was also the little pup until much later in life, played with a bunch of old head army vets when I was like… 13. Doing hardcore PvP rank 14 grinds.

I did join the army at 18 😂

Miss you Dawgs

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u/Atypicallymphocyte Dec 04 '24

Yea I did the rank 14 grind when I was like 15. I skipped like 1 days of school each week so I could pvp

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '24

I just stayed up until 4am every day and slept in school

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u/Atypicallymphocyte Dec 04 '24

Queues late at night would be terrible